Your Lord Has A Screw Loose?
Chapter 606 - 608: Grilled Sausages, Special Grilled Sausages!

Chapter 606 -608: Grilled Sausages, Special Grilled Sausages!

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“Grilled sausages, special grilled sausages, one Ghost Coin for a hundred—limited supply, first come first served,” Qin Muye repeated the advertising words over and over through the loudspeaker.

“You, go and talk to that convenience store boss to let me leave, and we won’t trouble you today,” a fierce ghost pointed at Situ Yi to go and communicate with Qin Muye.

“Such a hit, sold out of inventory,” Qin Muye couldn’t help but remark, but then he saw a queue of fierce ghosts still lining up.

“Gentlefolk, please wait a moment, I’ll fetch some more goods. Otherwise, we’ll run out of stock,” Qin Muye said with a smirking smile.

Buying them all out was impossible, but a Ghost Coin for a hundred sausages was really worth it. After all, they could get stronger without any risk and it was cheap—who wouldn’t buy it?

After all, not every fierce ghost would stop at just one hundred sausages.

Despite the many fierce ghosts that came to his restaurant, in reality, they were all poor ghosts. The foreman-ghosts didn’t earn the other ghosts’ Ghost Coins but were reimbursed by Ghost in the official currency.

But affording three hundred sausages was still no problem, as Ghost Coins were very useful in that they could be converted into strength. But without the ability to convert them into strength, they were just vouchers issued by Ghost, which couldn’t be directly absorbed.

Not rushing to die just yet, there might still be a chance of survival by going to the convenience store. It seemed that the store’s fierce ghosts hadn’t gone on a killing spree; rather, they opened the doors for business. But this time, it seemed they might have to leave behind some body parts to get out alive.

The next day at 8 a.m., on the third day of the national thrilling game, a massive battle vehicle, akin to a tank, came to a stop in front of Garden Restaurant.

They knew that they were definitely no match in a fight; the ease with which they had previously grabbed and skinned ghosts showed that these fierce ghosts would likely meet a similar fate if they tried to rush out.

But it was different for the fierce ghosts; they too smelled the aroma and deduced what these sausages were stuffed with, which made each of them sober up, especially the foreman-ghosts who were prepared to stir up trouble. If they charged over, would they too be stuffed into sausages?

But who was Qin Muye? He despised capitalists the most, which is why he, with kind intentions, turned all the slain ghosts into sausages right after skinning them. Today was the first day of business.

Then he even dared to roll out the sausage-making machine, a tantalizing scent spreading all around.

After pondering for a moment, he concluded that he absolutely could not let a shortage of inventory tarnish the reputation of his benevolent convenience store.

Furthermore, the task in the national thrilling game was to survive. Even if the Garden Restaurant ceased to exist, they couldn’t leave and would be in even greater danger.

The waiter, upon seeing this, was also terrified, especially Situ Yi, who became utterly dumbfounded. With the foreman-ghost dead, what was he to do next? There was now no one to keep him safe.

Not to mention that someone had already prepared a feast—whether by smell or taste, it was excellent.

The few still alive who had heard of the sausages couldn’t help but show a longing expression; it really was delicious.

Before the queuing fierce ghosts had time to react, the top ten in the queue were grabbed by Qin Muye into the convenience store, followed by the horrifying sound of meat being ground and bones being crushed.

Luckily, Qin Muye was a straightforward person, he had no plan to outright betray anyone, as it wouldn’t be right to turn the fierce ghosts into sausages right after they had just bought something from him.

Are you saying you “fetch goods” by using the actual customers as materials? Do you stuff the guests into sausages and then put them up for sale?

Garden Restaurant opened for business once again, and the foreman-ghost, seeing the odd-looking RV parked at his doorstep, paused but didn’t dwell too much on it.

Garden Restaurant had only one main gate and a smaller back door, which was locked, by the foreman-ghost no less. Now that the foreman-ghost was dead, opening the back door was out of the question.

It appeared that the foreman-ghost was wealthy, but in reality, he didn’t have much, especially after settling Situ Yi’s trouble with so many fierce ghosts yesterday, there were only three Ghost Coins left to his name.

They were just fierce ghosts, after all, edible enough. Eating fierce ghosts in Ghost didn’t amount to much; in fact, it was quite normal.

About ten minutes after the fierce ghosts entered the Garden Restaurant, the bodies of those who had consumed the sausages began to swell as if bloated with water.

Foreman-ghost: ???

Those fierce ghosts who hadn’t bought sausages were also horrified, and importantly, the restaurant’s foreman and new chef had also tried to take advantage of the bargain and ended up eating some. Now, only the human waiters who were still alive remained.

The queue of vicious ghosts saw this scene, and their minds couldn’t help but become a mess.

From the looks of it, the other party must have been driving around, and it was good luck to even come across them.

Qin Muye planned to wait until they entered the garden restaurant before discussing further.

Qin Muye, wearing a mask to hide his identity, had opened a transparent display window on the side of the modified Kindly Ghost convenience store, made of reinforced glass.

Qin Muye didn’t leave either; he packed up the sausage machine, and then hung up human body parts and incense paper money, pondering whether there might be some live catch running out.

The remaining time was basically impossible to endure.

Although he wanted to retort, seeing the vicious ghost baring its teeth and grinning at him, he had no choice but to go ahead with a stiff scalp.

So… the team leader ghost also lined up, a ghost shouldn’t let dignity conflict with its own strength, besides he hadn’t suffered any losses.

His target was Situ Yi… on whom the Ghost had chosen, Qin Muye also realized where his Ghost’s choice lay, it lay in the Kindly Ghost convenience store, where he could make the vicious ghosts work for him to pay off debts or even turn them into products for sale, as he’d learned from the first live vicious ghost customer.

They were scared, but felt that the previous boss was quite methodical and wouldn’t go back on his word.

It was just the ghosts at the front of the line who didn’t budge because there were ghosts taking the heat at the front, so they didn’t need to worry about being turned into sausages due to a shortage of raw materials, and thus they waited calmly and collectedly.

For a time, many vicious ghosts hurried off, sausages were indeed very cheap, but they didn’t want to be turned into sausages.

Therefore, he was not afraid at all to offend this group of vicious ghosts; having customers? Not losing money running a store in the Ghost was considered good management, even thinking about making money was a dream.

Because the restaurant was without its related personnel, they could not operate with just these waiters.

And on looking again, when did that armored vehicle-like RV get stuck at the restaurant door, not to mention the human waiters, even the vicious ghost patrons were scared silly, the other side seemed ready for a decisive battle.

Moreover, who knew if the other party had already circled to the back door to prepare something, really running away through the back door might directly mean entering a meat grinder and being filled into sausages in a one-stop process.

After a second restocking, he finally sent away all these vicious ghosts, each one holding a sausage and entering the garden restaurant for the second meal, beaming with joy.

How arrogant, how come you haven’t been killed by ghosts and are still alive and well…

This was naturally done to limit the growth of the vicious ghosts because the main body of the Ghost was human, not the vicious ghosts, otherwise, why would the ghosts play this rules game, they would have started a massacre long ago.

This made Situ Yi’s face turn white, ‘Damn, why is it me!’

This guy is too arrogant, selling sausages at the restaurant door, not taking him seriously at all.

These vicious ghosts naturally thought of Qin Muye’s sausages first, after all, these sausages were products without brand, quality, or origin.

Do you really think the sausages are so cheap because he’s kind-hearted? That income of one Ghost Coin for a hundred sausages is for the Kindly Ghost convenience store, but Qin Muye hasn’t received his income yet.

Yet having hesitated for a while, a part of the vicious ghosts had already started lining up at Qin Muye’s RV storefront.

Just as the vicious ghosts hadn’t come over to demand an explanation yet, as soon as he stood up, a large amount of rotten flesh fell from his body and he collapsed into a puddle after two steps.

As for the items in the convenience store, forget it, because he found that after becoming regular, his daily sales turned into profit, meaning he had to deduct the cost of selling the convenience store’s items, and it wasn’t as worthwhile as selling sausages, which cost nothing.

As for the Ghost Coin quota reimbursed by the garden restaurant, of course, you have to go there to eat, as long as you eat there today, there’s no rush for a bit of time, once you pass this village, there’s no such store.

As for those ten unlucky ones who became raw materials? It’s none of their business; if it weren’t for the selfless contributions of these unlucky ones, how could there be food for the vicious ghosts that followed?

Exiting through the front door is even more bullshit, they’re already blocking it, showing they won’t let you and the others go, how could they let you leave.