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Chapter 605 - 607: The Temporary Convenience Store Manager’s Renovation Work

Chapter 605 -607: The Temporary Convenience Store Manager’s Renovation Work

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“This convenience store needs a makeover. When poor, change; when changed, pass through. Given this area, how could a convenience store possibly grow big and strong?”

“I’ll start tearing it down from here. Doing it by hand is a bit of a challenge, sigh~” Qin Muye sighed. Of course, by ‘hand-tearing’ he didn’t mean finishing the work, but rather figuring out how to turn these unrelated raw materials into the materials he needed. That was the real challenge.

“Just like that, I became the manager? I haven’t even flexed my muscles yet. I thought there’d be an assessment, like a fierce ghost removing an arm or gouging out an eye. Aren’t there any warnings?”

“Looks like it’s not forbidden to kill customers; this thing’s still somewhat humane.” Qin Muye casually dragged the fatty body of the fierce ghost into the convenience store, then after rummaging around, he found six Ghost Coins.

“Hold off on the sausage business for a bit. I’ll convert the convenience store into an RV, then make the sausage stuffer.” Qin Muye dragged the body of the fierce ghost into the storage room of the convenience store so as not to scare other customers later on.

“So… this thing is mine now?” Although the eyeball was useless to him, it was still something he got for free.

“So offering incense and paper money to the Ghosts is actually useful???” Qin Muye was flabbergasted. He originally thought that these fierce ghosts didn’t partake in the Mortal World’s pleasures, but it turned out they simply had no one to buy for them.

“I remember there’s supposed to be a sausage machine in the convenience store.” Qin Muye squatted down to search and quickly found the sausage machine in a corner.

“Let me see, this requires… looking at your size, get lost!” Qin Muye found a hammer in the convenience store and was thinking about where to strike when a large and fat fierce ghost, trembling with layers of fat, approached.

“I’m killing ghosts in surplus, the convenience store is providing a shelter; it’s a win-win for everyone, this is too much like the Underworld…”

“Wow, this works?”

“I’ll use these materials for now; if they’re not enough, there’s still the right side and the opposite side to dismantle.” Qin Muye was a person who knew satisfaction. He wouldn’t just dismantle everything, unless he felt along the way that the materials were insufficient. Whether it was truly insufficient or just an excuse, that was another matter. After all, he was the contractor, and if he said it wasn’t enough, then it wasn’t enough.

“Tsk, the Ghost’s perspective is too narrow, planning to eradicate just for straying a hundred meters from the convenience store…” Qin Muye complained. He had been reminded by the blood writing when he stepped out earlier.

[Position: Temporary Manager, Today’s Sales: 10 Ghost Coins, Failure to achieve will result in eradication, Reward: 1 Ghost Coin]

Transforming a house into an RV was rather simple for someone as unscientific as Qin Muye. The only difficulty was sourcing the materials.

After all, handcrafting the materials was his labor cost. Although Qin Muye didn’t expend anything, he had worked, so there were costs involved.

After all, the RV was not his, but the Ghost’s. Once it was taken in by the All World Protector Organization, he wouldn’t get to keep it.

How could a convenience store be without sausages?

From the beginning, it seemed that the Ghost’s goal was not merely to kill, but to have people survive under the fierce ghosts’ torment. Why was unclear; there was a way out, but it was small.

Of course, the incense and paper money were purchased by humans, but the users were still the fierce ghosts, after all.

Then he picked up the hammer and went out to work again.

Moreover, given the physique of that ghost, Qin Muye also spotted some flaws in the design. For instance, it seemed that the pressure resistance needed beefing up; only a fierce ghost with such a build could still move around.

And the selection of staff was rather arbitrary, the first human to come in was made the manager.

And as a conscientious manager, he definitely couldn’t use starch-filled sausages, the kind he used were all meat, though the meat might be a bit fatty.

The situation of the Benevolent Ghost Convenience Store would probably be similar. One must not only preserve one’s life and limbs against the fierce ghost customers but also ensure sales targets are met.

The design for the Benevolent Ghost Convenience Store RV was quickly drawn up by Qin Muye, and now all that was left was to modify it.

The area around the Benevolent Ghost Convenience Store was not open space. There were residences on both sides, and a hundred meters was enough for Qin Muye to do a significant amount of dismantling.

Next up was figuring out how to fleece the sheep.

Upon seeing this mission, Qin Muye felt the power of the ghost influencing his body, manifesting a uniform imbued with ominous energy, and on his chest hung a temporary store manager’s badge.

After arriving at the cashier’s desk, Qin Muye noticed a note with conditions marked out in blood-red font.

The opinions of others were of little consequence, and given the circumstances, nobody was likely to come and inspect his work, as he had built it in violation of regulations from the start. It wasn’t a legitimate structure, so skimming some materials would elicit no investigation. The ghost itself was struggling for survival; how could it come after him?

Qin Muye weighed the hammer in his hand, then glanced at the approaching ghoul, calculated the distance, and swung the hammer, smashing the ghoul’s head to pieces on the spot.

Qin Muye felt something might be amiss but then thought this seemed to be the first trial round. If he killed the test personnel, they’d have to find more.

Qin Muye pushed the door open and entered the “Favor Ghost Convenience Store,” where he immediately saw an assortment of items on the shelves, ranging from human body parts to incense and paper money – all related to malevolent spirits.

Qin Muye walked out of the convenience store, sizing it up. He planned to repurpose this thing into a motorhome.

Next, Qin Muye’s gaze turned to the eyeball in the dead ghoul’s hand, which he plucked and reclaimed.

There was no way he would provide the materials himself. He was supposed to help expand sales and grow his network, yet he, a temporary store manager, was expected to pay out of pocket? Where was the justice in that, the law?

Now he had a container; he just needed the main ghost characters to come knocking… as if that would happen. They were all struggling for survival, not just sitting around waiting. He had to go looking for them.

It seemed someone wanted to shop the convenience store, but it was under construction, and Qin Muye couldn’t possibly allow this thing inside.

Although Qin Muye didn’t seem like a proper human, at least he looked human. The slight abilities of the ghost couldn’t see through his true state.

Then he identified the eyeball, worth one Ghost Coin, at the cashier’s desk and stuffed it into the customer’s embrace, processing the sale and ringing up the cash. Qin Muye marveled at the paper note that showed his sales for the day reached 6.

So, after looking around, Qin Muye decided to use local materials.

Therefore, all his preparations were of no use.

He hadn’t expected that as long as the transaction was complete, it didn’t matter whether the customers were dead or alive…

For instance, the human body part clients were ghouls, while the incense and paper money customers were human, a clear distinction.

If it weren’t for the fact that he was still contemplating how to exploit the main ghost characters within the rules to avoid returning Talent to the ghost, none of this fuss would be necessary.

If it were anyone else, they’d have no escape, but for Qin Muye, it was just an extra layer of skin; he wasn’t bothered by it and could easily take it off.

Usually, what to roast isn’t certain, but with the ghoul’s corpse, he could definitely expand into a new line of business, like making roasted intestines.

Having costs reduced his profit, so he was reluctant; that was the real difficulty for him.

Besides, if there wasn’t enough material, he could disassemble a bit of the “Favor Ghost Convenience Store.” After all, the only restrictions there were sales volume and not leaving 100 meters from the store. The rest were relatively lenient.

The ghoul, hearing Qin Muye’s blunt words, grew increasingly ferocious as if planning to gulp Qin Muye down like meat.

As he pondered, Qin Muye looked at the corpse of the ghoul, which appeared to be reusable in some way.

Unfortunately, the work still needed to be done, so with hammer in hand, Qin Muye began dismantling the house, quickly reducing the building on the left to ruins, and hauling all sorts of building materials and parts back to the convenience store.

He guessed this rule was probably meant to protect the temporary store manager. After all, in the “Favor Ghost Convenience Store,” one’s life could be assured to some extent. Straying too far was indeed risky.

He hadn’t thought about taking it off. After becoming a temporary store manager, he also acquired a remnant boon of ghost’s Talent, making him one of the main ghost characters.

He didn’t rule out the possibility that after his remodeling, they might add a rule against destroying the convenience store, but that was a problem for later. He wouldn’t care about the aftermath until his modifications were complete.