Who let him join the Sword Sect?!
Chapter 90: It’s All the Butt’s Fault

Chapter 90: Chapter 90: It’s All the Butt’s Fault

Explanation is just cover-up, cover-up is just fact, fact is just a reality.

Li Yueqi thought so.

Especially since at the moment, Zhang Ze’s character, in Li Yueqi’s view, somewhat presents a problem.

Last time, they talked about going down to the Snake Cave for a grand battle between good and evil, but it ended up as just standing aside and watching the show all night.

"So, you say that thing is the Mountain-worshiping Taisui?" Li Yueqi still stared at Zhang Ze with suspicion and a slightly critical look.

"Yes, that thing is indeed the Taisui."

"Taking it out to feed Li."

Li Yueqi pondered that she had indeed read records about Taisui in ancient books.

But she remembered that the Taisui recorded in the book was either shaped like a human head or like a wooden stake.

Growing in that shape was truly unheard of.

However, after Zhang Ze’s overly rigid explanation, Li Yueqi reluctantly believed Zhang Ze’s words.

"I believe you, then I’m leaving."

Li Yueqi was here to find Chen Qin, and since Chen Qin wasn’t present, she naturally had no reason to stay here.

"Hey, Sister Qi, don’t leave yet, I still have something to tell you."

Li Yueqi hesitated for a moment, but still followed behind Zhang Ze.

Upon returning to the room, Zhang Ze found the Mountain-worshiping Taisui was still there, and Li was lying on one side, crossed legs, with her small hand supporting her head, displaying a face of ’good thing I foresaw everything.’

"You didn’t eat?" Zhang Ze asked.

"If I had eaten, could you explain what this thing is?" Li sat up, crossed her legs, and swayed her body back and forth.

Zhang Ze felt inexplicably comforted, thinking Li had grown so much more understanding.

Li Yueqi walked to the table and examined the appearance of the Taisui closely until she saw that hole.

"?"

Zhang Ze explained with an expressionless face, "The Taisui is nurtured for a hundred years, its shape like a longevity peach, opening one eye, named Mountain-worshiping."

"But I remember, most Taisui are shaped like human heads, opening in the form of a heavenly eye." Li Yueqi pointed at the thing on the table.

"I don’t know, maybe this Taisui grew backward."

Zhang Ze still remained expressionless.

"If you don’t believe me, touch it." Zhang Ze offered professional advice.

The Taisui belongs to Yin, and such Yin Cold Power is not fake, one touch will tell.

Li Yueqi hesitated for a moment but then placed her hand on it.

Feeling the cold emanating from the palm, she instinctively squeezed it.

Soft and elastic, the texture was nice.

Slap, Li Yueqi suddenly raised her hand and slapped it, causing the Taisui to quiver chaotically.

It felt great.

Thinking this, Li Yueqi slapped it again, then a third, and a fourth time.

Something within her was awakening at that moment.

It felt great, truly great.

Zhang Ze stood aside, watching Li Yueqi smacking the Taisui excitedly, and took a step back.

He felt as if he’d seen something quite terrible, some dark desires within Li Yueqi’s heart.

Zhang Ze felt a sense of crisis, thinking he would soon be silenced.

He cautiously moved toward the door, trying not to leak any aura, nor make any sound.

Just as Zhang Ze’s hand was about to touch the threshold, Li coughed.

Feeling that playing with food like this was disgraceful, Li couldn’t help but voice a reminder.

"Don’t keep slapping it; once it’s warmed, it won’t taste good."

Li’s voice roused Li Yueqi from a certain trance, and upon coming to her senses, Li Yueqi noticed Zhang Ze sneaking towards the door.

Li Yueqi turned red.

Literally, her face turned red.

Zhang Ze spoke before Li Yueqi could say anything, "It’s okay, no need to explain, I saw nothing."

In Li Yueqi’s mind flashed several thoughts, from silencing to tying Zhang Ze up to the Cang Mountain, she thought them all through.

Finally, she managed to calm down and pointed at the Taisui.

"None of us have seen this thing, there’s nothing here."

"Yes, there’s nothing here, Li, quickly eat this thing."

Once Li Yueqi had established their alibi with Zhang Ze, Zhang Ze immediately instructed Li to destroy the evidence.

Realizing it had messed up again, Li immediately hugged the Taisui and started munching.

Watching Li gobble it up, Li Yueqi suddenly felt reluctant, but just as she was about to intervene, she suppressed the impulse.

Once Li finally devoured the unlucky Taisui clean, Zhang Ze and Li Yueqi simultaneously breathed a sigh of relief.

"Look, Li’s glowing." Zhang Ze awkwardly shifted the topic.

"Yes, yes, truly peculiar." Li Yueqi also awkwardly picked up the topic.

Seeing their expressions, Li felt if it didn’t pull some hardcore act today, it probably wouldn’t fare well.

It closed its eyes, sensing that one thread of primal power deep within its body.

Golden light enveloped Li, ethereal Spiritual Qi around Li materialized.

The faint dragon’s roar reappeared, echoing near Zhang Ze and Li Yueqi’s ears.

Then, the golden light scattered.

"I am a dragon!"

Having completed its transformation, Li shouted and bounced up, only to crash onto the table with a thud.

It got up and rubbed its head, "Where are my horns?"

Having prodded for so long but finding nothing, Li looked down at its hands, noticing it still had a short build with no change.

Seeing Zhang Ze about to speak, Li raised its hand for Zhang Ze to wait a moment.

"Hold on, let me try again."

Li closed its eyes, golden light covered it, then it turned into an Ancient Mirror.

Next it turned into a Big-eyed Fish.

The Big-eyed Fish emitted light once more, transforming into the Dragon Wood Sword Gall.

As Li planned to continue changing, Zhang Ze quickly stepped forward to interrupt the casting.

"Alright, no need to change to the last form."

Li reverted back to its original form, sat on the table pondering for a while, then suddenly said to Zhang Ze.

"Zhang Ze, help me catch a dragon."

"If I eat it, I can turn back into a dragon."

Although nature is indeed ruthless, Zhang Ze still found Li’s idea somewhat crazed.

Nevertheless, about Li’s yearning to personally experience the blue sky, Zhang Ze had some thoughts.

"I say, what do you think about helicopters?"

Zhang Ze took out a palm-sized small helicopter from the Hundred Treasures Bag.

Made from refined iron and Everlasting Wood, it was equipped with all sorts of necessary and unnecessary components.

It didn’t serve much purpose, just looked good and could fly.

This toy series was crafted by the Thousand Mechanism Pavilion specifically to entertain the children of cultivators.

As for its flight power, it used various Immortal Arrays.

Thus, without needing to consider scientific principles, many flashy structures were added to it.

Due to its vast difference from traditional toys like wooden kites and copper tigers, it was quite popular.

Especially among the Demon Race, who had an affection for it.

Li took the small helicopter, munching it down in a few bites.

Five minutes later, cheers could be heard from Li in the courtyard.

"Flying!"

Zhang Ze felt there was room to further develop the toy series.

Whether a Combat Tyrannosaurus Beast counts as a dragon, Zhang Ze couldn’t remember, but he figured Li wouldn’t mind.

It could accept helicopters.

Having dealt well with Li’s excitement, Zhang Ze looked toward Li Yueqi.

"About the Hei Qu matter, I have some ideas."