Who let him join the Sword Sect?!
Chapter 89: This Buttocks Truly Brings Trouble

Chapter 89: Chapter 89: This Buttocks Truly Brings Trouble

Although Zhang Ze was very curious about what Senior Sister Qiao’s Sword Dao was.

He was even more curious about what kind of inspiration had made this woman Qiao Lezhi suddenly work hard.

This isn’t Immortal Cultivation, nor is it scientific. It’s just too frightening.

So Zhang Ze directly asked about it.

However, after hearing the answer from Qiao Lezhi, he found it quite reasonable.

Because there indeed was someone in the Seventh Sword Pavilion more eccentric than Qiao Lezhi.

Fuji.

The story begins a few days ago when Qiao Lezhi, surprisingly sober and bored that day, decided to find something to do.

She happened to see Fuji float past, rising and falling from the soil in front of her.

Qiao Lezhi said at the time, "Let’s have a fight."

Fuji replied, "Sure."

These two overly carefree people thus conducted their first spar.

And then, Qiao Lezhi lost.

Qiao Lezhi’s punch was heavy, the door panel was sturdy, but Fuji’s Divine Techniques were a natural counter to Qiao Lezhi’s kind of brute force.

No end, simply no end.

At the end, it was like playing Whac-A-Mole, hitting here and something pops up there.

And although Qiao Lezhi was serious about the spar, Fuji seemed like she was actually just playing with her.

This was quite damaging to her self-esteem.

An attribute monster lost to a mechanic monster.

After experiencing failure for the first time in her life, a crack appeared in Qiao Lezhi’s perfect closed-loop logic.

She also finally remembered this thing about being a Sword Cultivator.

She recalled the Sword Storage Tower location.

After hearing Qiao Lezhi’s story, Zhang Ze asked, "So, Senior Sister’s sword is?"

Qiao Lezhi pointed at herself, "It’s me."

Zhang Ze didn’t understand, "What do you mean?"

Qiao Lezhi felt that her clever little junior brother was unusually unwise today.

So she decided to demonstrate to Zhang Ze.

"Wang Jie, come help me out, lend a hand in practice."

When Wang Jie heard this, he almost wished for death; before when Qiao Lezhi knew nothing, he couldn’t beat her.

Now that Qiao Lezhi had embarked on her own Sword Dao, wouldn’t she beat him to death?

This person never holds back.

"Senior Sister, Senior Brother Wang’s health isn’t great recently, he can’t withstand your peak punch."

"Try this instead."

Zhang Ze moved Qiao Lezhi’s door panel over, sticking it into the soil, relieving Wang Jie from the pressure.

"That’s fine, won’t need it in the future anyway."

After saying that, Qiao Lezhi punched hard against the door panel.

"Any difference from before?" Zhang Ze asked, looking at the big hole in the door panel.

"Why are you so unwise today? Watch closely, let me demonstrate again."

"This time I’ll go slower."

This time Qiao Lezhi’s movements were unexpectedly gentle; she placed her hand on the door panel and sliced diagonally.

The door panel was neatly cut in half.

This time Zhang Ze understood, but he still didn’t quite grasp it.

"How did you manage that, Senior Sister?"

Qiao Lezhi smiled and said.

"There was a session where I listened to the Pavilion Master’s teachings."

"Forgot what was said before, forgot what was said after, I only remembered he said something about Unity of Man and Sword."

"I found it very reasonable."

"So while at the tower top, I achieved enlightenment."

"I’m a genius, right?"

Qiao Lezhi’s sword is simply herself.

Refining herself, using her body as the sword.

Unity of Man and Sword is literal.

Since attributes aren’t enough, then continue enhancing attributes...

Wang Jie was already dumbfounded, he never thought Unity of Man and Sword could be interpreted this way.

In contrast, Zhang Ze quickly accepted this due to his time spent with Qiao Lezhi.

This completely matched Qiao Lezhi’s style, Extreme Path Body Refining bulldozing through everything.

If she were fancy like her master or Wang, then there would be a problem.

"I’m off, to find Fuji for another fight."

After Qiao Lezhi left, Zhang Ze suddenly asked, "What is Senior Brother Wang’s Sword Dao?"

"If it’s inconvenient, consider I haven’t asked."

Zhang Ze was simply curious.

"Nothing inconvenient, my Sword Dao is very ordinary."

A Spirit Sword with a scabbard appeared in Wang Jie’s hand, Zhang Ze didn’t see him make any movements.

The door panel standing beside him was horizontally sliced in half.

"Quick Sword."

"That’s my sword." Wang Jie said.

Zhang Ze remained silent for a moment, then gave a respectful bow, "Senior Brother, good swordsmanship."

After this Quick Sword Senior Brother Wang also left, Zhang Ze was once again alone.

He thought for a moment, then collected the door panel fragments that had been cut beyond recognition, and stored them in the Hundred Treasures Bag.

Since no one wanted it, might as well gather it as a snack for Li.

After all, it’s not made from ordinary iron, leaving it here would be a waste.

Storing the door panel, Zhang Ze began his journey to find his junior sister.

Fortunately, on the latter part of his journey, Zhang Ze didn’t encounter anything strange. Or any sudden events, he safely reached the destination.

Familiar with the place, he strolled into Chen Qin’s dwelling, familiarly knocked on the door, and walked in.

Unfortunately, the junior sister wasn’t there.

Li was sitting on the table, grabbing a piece of light blue stone and slowly nibbling on it, with a big book in front of it, reading eagerly.

Li had been temporarily staying with Chen Qin here, living comfortably.

Everything from eating to using was arranged according to Chen Qin’s own standards. Judging by Li’s look, it had a bit of forget what’s happening outside.

"What are you reading?" Zhang Ze circled behind Li.

"Gourmet Guide." Li placed the remaining small piece of stone into its mouth, patted the stone bits off its hand, and handed the book to Zhang Ze.

"Appreciation of Famous Immortal Artifacts"

Well, to Li indeed it’s a Gourmet Guide.

"Where’s Chen Qin?" Zhang Ze asked.

"Just went out." Li scratched its face, "By the way, tell you something."

"I feel like I’m about to transform." Li said solemnly.

Previously Li had gnawed on a Magic Mirror, a Dragon Wood Sword Gall, and a small piece of mineral vein; these days it had been fed some good stuff at Chen Qin’s place.

Already on the verge of transformation.

"So..." Zhang Ze tilted his head looking at Li, its scale color indeed seemed deeper.

"So I need to eat more, and ordinary things won’t do, it needs to be..."

Li pondered for a moment before continuing.

"It needs to be Heavenly Materials and Earthly Treasures concerning Ancient Primordial like the Dragon Wood Sword Gall, or magical artifacts."

"Do you have any?"

Zhang Ze nodded, "Yes, but why don’t you ask Chen Qin for it."

"I’m just embarrassed, lately it’s been Xiaoqin who’s been handling all my needs."

"So you’re not embarrassed with me?" Zhang Ze sighed.

"Well, we’re as close as family, breaking bones but tendons are still connected."

In just a few days of absence, where did Li learn these cheeky phrases?

Nonetheless, what Li mentioned aligned with Zhang Ze’s intentions.

He’s long wanted to get rid of those things, especially that butt.

That thing didn’t match his image at all.

And Zhang Ze was very curious to see what Li would look like post-transformation, as its current pangolin appearance was indeed a bit embarrassing.

He took out three Sword Embryos from the Hundred Treasures Bag and laid them before Li.

"Eat them, are these enough?"

Li stared at the items in front, rubbing its hands together.

"All for me?"

"Yes."

"Aren’t we a poor household, eating so much won’t bankrupt us?"

"Quick, eat them, or else I’ll take them back."

With Zhang Ze’s approval, Li began elegantly savoring the Big-eyed Fish.

"Nice, it tastes like Guixu, very nostalgic."

Then it picked up the Dragon Wood Sword Gall and crunched it with relish.

"Really sweet, same taste as before."

And when Li tossed the last little piece of Sword Gall into its mouth, its body began emitting a golden light.

Just like when it was awakened from the Stone Pill.

Zhang Ze held his breath, not wanting to miss any details.

Li’s transformation was just one step away.

The last step was that butt.

However, Li hadn’t bitten into it yet.

The door opened.

"Xiaoqin, I came... ah. I didn’t see anything, goodbye."

It was Li Yueqi, she happened to have some business with Chen Qin, and upon opening the door saw Zhang Ze in the room.

She saw Zhang Ze with both hands on the table, a black butt on the table.

Zhang Ze was focused on the butt with a look of concentration mixed with excitement.

And Li was shielded by the butt and wasn’t seen by Li Yueqi.

Zhang Ze, using the fastest sprint of his life, dashed out of the room, caught up with Li Yueqi.

"Sister Qi, let me explain!"

"It’s okay, no need to explain, I didn’t see anything."

"Rest assured, I won’t tell Xiaoqin."