Urban All-Round Master
Chapter 359 - 361: I Will Shoot Embarrassedly

Chapter 359: Chapter 361: I Will Shoot Embarrassedly

Chapter 361 I’m Not Immune to Embarrassment

"What do you mean by that?" Zhou Wenlong was now genuinely becoming angry, and the tea was also poured. He hadn’t expected him to have so many demands.

"No particular meaning, just that enjoying tea comes with a sense of rhythm and atmosphere is also very important. It’s just that this cup of tea, although it’s good tea, doesn’t taste pure," Lin Zifeng said with a smile.

"Kid! Don’t push your luck too far! I’ve been tolerating you for a long time," Zhou Wenlong’s eyes filled with fury as if he was about to erupt, appearing as if he were ready to devour him.

"Ahem!"

Just as the tension was escalating between the two, the principal, Zhou, came out of a hidden area in his office, holding a stack of gray-brown paper packets.

Seeing his good-for-nothing son lashing out at Lin Zifeng, who sat calmly in his chair, puffing on a cigarette, scared the living daylights out of the old man.

He was terrified that if he angered the young man, not only would he be in trouble, but he would also offend someone behind Lin Zifeng...

"Here, take this for now. Use it sparingly." The old principal hastily stuffed a large stack of money into Zhou Wenlong’s palm and hurriedly motioned for him to leave quickly.

Seeing the signals from his father, Zhou Wenlong wasn’t foolish.

However, before leaving, he gave Lin Zifeng a deep, long look.

It seemed that life on campus wouldn’t be so boring after this.

"Well, Zifeng, do you have any other questions? If not, I can show you around the school and casually introduce you to the basics of the Archaeology Department and some stuff about enrollment..."

Now, in the eyes of the old man, Lin Zifeng was even closer to him than his own parents. He feared making Lin Zifeng unhappy, as that could even put his official cap at risk—who knew what relationship Zifeng had with Hua Baijian?

"There’s no need for all that trouble, just tell me where the Archaeology Department is, and that’ll be enough," Lin Zifeng waved his hand in a hurry, indicating he wasn’t interested.

He was here to accompany Xin Ran, not to become a national treasure—to simply investigate the mystery of the bracelet on his wrist.

Reporting on the first day, even the school principal was accompanying him. This was actually too ostentatious. Wouldn’t those freshman girls think of him as a monster?

"Ah, if that’s the case... then just wander around today," Principal Zhou’s forehead was slick with cold sweat, wave after wave.

Typically, the reception of new students was handled by upperclassmen. But now, the period for new student enrollment was long past.

Lin Zifeng had taken advantage of connections for backdoor admission, so he missed the enthusiastic welcome from the upperclassmen. This deprived him of some warmth.

But Lin Zifeng always preferred to keep a low profile. He didn’t want to come in on the first day and make too much of a scene...

After saying goodbye to Principal Zhou and tucking away the packs of Yellow Crane Tower cigarettes that Zhou had persisted in giving him on his trembling departure, Zifeng accepted them with a chuckle. Free stuff is always welcome.

And who knows how the old man usually got his hands on these goods. It’s quite possible that these private goods were from his usual underhanded acceptance of shady gifts...

For Lin Zifeng, who had never attended college before, especially on his first ever venture into such a vibrant university environment...

The thing he exclaimed most was, "Damn it! What the hell kind of university is this, I can’t even find a bathroom."

Indeed. It was Lin Zifeng’s first time in such a university, and it tested not just his mental strength, but more so turned his face somewhat sour.

He searched high and low but still couldn’t find the place where they were welcoming new students.

It just so happened that today was the new student orientation with military training. In such a situation where the whole world was filled with youngsters clad in green military uniforms, it was simply impossible to distinguish which department these normally energetic animals belonged to.

When Lin Zifeng really didn’t want to walk anymore, he found a random place to rest.

At that moment, at a not-so-distant place, several young girls wearing green military outfits were walking arm in arm, their fair skin glistening with a few beads of sweat. Especially their perfect figures, which were completely concealed by the green military outfits, making it impossible to tell if they had good or bad physiques. The only way to tell them apart, probably, was by their youthful faces.

"Handsome guy, could you move aside?" Just beside Lin Zifeng, not too far away, sat one of his tough brothers just out of military training, as tired as a dog.

The sight of a youthful girl walking toward his direction made him absolutely ecstatic.

He quickly stood up, not forgetting to take the hat off his head and dust off the long bench. He grinned with a mouth so wide it looked like he could swallow two large steamed buns and laughed, "Come, sister, I just wiped it clean for you, have a seat. Have a seat."

People always used to say that women would never have advantages over men.

But now Lin Zifeng finally understood one thing.

The advantages of women often become apparent only in such situations.

"Thank you." The girl’s innocent and pretty face squeezed out just a tiny bit of a smile. Then she began to pull out a small mirror she carried with her from her pocket and started to touch up her makeup.

And that tall male student just stood there grinning, watching the girl.

"Do you need anything else?"

The girl wiped her pretty face, a hint of disgust appearing on her fair complexion.

"No, no. I just wanted to stay here and enjoy looking at you for a bit longer." The boy didn’t think his words were cheesy, nor did he understand what it meant to be ’shame-shot.’ He just stood there quietly, big-mouthed, next to the girl.

At that moment, Lin Zifeng, who had been resting nearby, slowly lifted his head and sized them up.

Well, you can’t say.

Zifeng had always been rather skeptical of the ’beauty and the beast’ scenario.

Now, he had finally understood the difference between a beast and a beauty.

The girl seemed to be in her teens.

Her innocent gaze could scarcely hide the youthful vitality within her, clad in a military uniform, which, though not exactly flattering, gave off a certain dashing charm.

The girl clearly didn’t like the uniform much. She wore the trousers of the green military outfit, while she had taken off the top part of the uniform and tied it around her waist.

Underneath, a pure white t-shirt with a cartoon bear. Her chest, not too full, offered an endless temptation, especially with the youthful vibe emanating from her.

This made Zifeng, usually quite mature for his age, reminisce about his school days, lamenting only that he had been such a wimp back then...

The girl, facing a palm-sized mirror, was blinking unwaveringly at her reflection, as if admiring a piece of rough jade. Especially after seeing herself in the mirror. Every few seconds, the girl would let out a cute clicking sound of admiration with her lips, as if appreciating a piece of art.

And the tall boy standing in front of her nearly drooled.