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Chapter 760: 757: Red Dust Hell [Extra for the Alliance Hierarch, Emperor of Lust's father!!]
Chapter 760: Chapter 757: Red Dust Hell [Extra chapter for the Alliance Hierarch, Emperor of Lust’s father!!]
Heavenly Buddha Star.
A group of monks lay on the ground wailing incessantly.
Passersby on the street all stopped in their tracks, pointing and commenting at the monks on the ground.
“What’s going on here? Who dares to start a fight on Heavenly Buddha Star!?”
“These guys had it coming, no one else to blame.”
“What happened!?”
“That monk named Sun Wukong is a pious cultivator, but these monks didn’t have a clue; they just had to provoke him.”
“Could there be a mistake? This guy is only twenty, and dressed so stylishly; how could he possibly be a pious cultivator? Could we have been deceived!?”
“Who would dare to deceive? He actually displayed the Arhat Golden Body.”
“Arhat Golden Body? That’s a Buddhist technique that can’t be mastered without profound Buddhist cultivation!”
“That’s why this guy must be a pious cultivator, especially with his saying, ‘Saints seek the heart, not Buddha; fools seek Buddha, not the heart.’ It’s truly classic.”
“If he’s a high monk, then why did he fight?”
“Who knows that? If I could understand the actions of high monks, I would be one myself.”
“Let’s stop discussing and just look…”
Wang Hao curiously sized up the old monk, feeling very uncertain; he wondered if he had been discovered or not.
The old monk gave a polite bow, then waved his hand, and a golden light fell, healing all the wailing monks on the ground.
The lead monk quickly got to his feet and thanked him: “Thank you, senior!”
The old monk nodded, waving his hand, “Go on! In the future, don’t judge by appearances. Remember, in my Buddha’s eyes, all are equal!”
The lead monk nodded repeatedly, then led the group of monks quickly away. From start to finish, he didn’t even have the courage to glance at Wang Hao, obviously having been hit hard by him.
The old monk approached Wang Hao and placed his palms together, “Amitabha, this humble monk is named Taixu!”
“Taixu!?” Wang Hao looked the old monk up and down, unable to resist asking, “Since Master is called Taixu, do you usually collect electricity fees, deliver newspapers, or deliver milk?”
Taixu was stunned for a moment, curiously asking, “What do you mean by that?”
The people present were also completely baffled, completely failing to understand what the monastic name Taixu had to do with collecting electricity fees, delivering newspapers, or delivering milk.
Wang Hao said seriously, “Collecting electricity fees, which happens only once a month; delivering newspapers, which is just quickly stuffed and done with; as for delivering milk, that’s even simpler, just drop it at the door.”
Still looking puzzled, Taixu couldn’t grasp what Wang Hao was getting at.
“I’m saying, you’re an old monk and you don’t even know the slightest bit of naughty innuendos?” Wang Hao measured Taixu with an extremely skeptical look, “You can’t be so ‘absent’ that you don’t even have the strength to stand up, right?”
“Pfft…”
As soon as the words left his mouth, the entire crowd burst out laughing.
They had thought this pious cultivator would expound some profound Buddhist doctrine.
But what came out was so vulgar, it was a disgrace to the Buddha Master’s dignity.
Taixu smiled, “It seems you became a monk midway through life, having experienced some worldly affairs, hence the trace of worldly aura in your behavior.”
Wang Hao gave Taixu a once-over, exclaiming exaggeratedly, “Tell me, Master Taixu, you aren’t still a virgin, are you!?”
The faces of everyone present turned black with anger. This jerk was actually discussing such indecent matters in public, seriously insulting the sanctity of the Buddhist cultivation site. He was truly the scum of Buddhism!
Taixu didn’t get angry; he said with a smile, “I have been a devotee of our Buddha since childhood and naturally have never experienced matters of men and women. However, I must remind you that the temptations of the secular world are numerous, and one should depart from them as soon as possible.”
Wang Hao adopted a pitiful and compassionate stance, pressing his hands together and saying, “The secular world is tumultuous, like Hell, but if I don’t enter Hell, who will enter Hell? Out of the compassion of Buddha, I am willing to enter this Red Dust Hell.”
The people present were dumbfounded, feeling that this man wasn’t just shameless, he was too shameless.
Clearly he couldn’t part with the temptations of the secular world, yet he forcibly attributed this to the Buddha Master and even assumed a grand compassionate demeanor—it was truly cursing the Buddha Master.
What puzzled everyone was how someone reeking so strongly of the secular world could have comprehended the Arhat Golden Body?!
Everyone knew that for those who cultivated Buddhism, if they didn’t have profound Buddhist cultivation, it would simply be impossible for them to master this unique Buddhist skill.
Taixu couldn’t help sizing up Wang Hao and found that, although he was steeped in secular influence, his Buddhist cultivation was indeed powerful.
Just by that sentence “if I don’t enter Hell, who will,” he was certain that Wang Hao would definitely be an eminent figure who exerted considerable influence in Buddhism in the future.
At the same time, Taixu was also quite puzzled; he had lived for countless years, seen all kinds of people in the universe, and arrived at one hundred percent accurate conclusion.
That was those who were more heavily influenced by the secular world were least likely to comprehend profound Buddhist cultivation.
Anyway, it was the same—the people with profound Buddhist cultivation must cut off ties with the secular world.
But someone like Wang Hao, who had such a strong secular influence yet profound Buddhist cultivation, Taixu professed he had truly never seen before.
Just then, a group of young monks burst into cheers.
“Good, well said! We are also willing to enter this Red Dust Hell!”
“This Monk Sun Wukong, I’ve decided to follow you from now on!”
“That’s right, I hope you will lead us into Hell together.”
“If I don’t enter Hell, who will enter Hell, Monk Sun Wukong, please take me with you!”
“……”
The older monks present had their faces turn black, wishing they could drag these outrageous young monks out and burn them at the stake.
Wang Hao hugged his fists and said, “You are too kind, sirs. Not only am I willing to enter Hell, but I’ll also continue to eat meat, drink wine, yet remain in the Buddha Master’s heart.”
No sooner had he spoken than tears glistened in the eyes of the young monks, and a sense of finding their belonging welled up inside them.
The faces of the older monks turned instantly cold, and they began to loudly denounce.
“Sun Wukong, do not bewitch the crowd with your spurious arguments!”
“That’s right, having eaten meat and drunk wine, how can one still have Buddha in their heart!?”
“Cultivating Buddhist Law is based on persistence, someone like you who merely equivocates can hardly achieve greatness.”
“You indulge in drink and flesh, you wander the secular world, you will never comprehend the true mystical principles of Buddhism.”
“I think you should just get out of Buddhism and cultivate some other sect instead!”
“Buddhism only recruits those with determination, not someone of fickle temperament like you.”
“……”
Wang Hao looked contemptuous and said, “You old bald donkeys lack talent, yet you mimic others by prattling on. Let me tell you, just with my eating meat, drinking wine, flirting with women, and still having comprehended the Arhat Golden Body at twenty, what I say is indeed the Buddhist truth.”
“This…”
All the old monks were at a loss for words, not knowing how to refute him.
The eyes of all the young monks shone bright, thinking that not only could they eat meat and drink wine, flirt with women, but also comprehend the Arhat Golden Body at twenty—it was stark temptation…
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