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Chapter 781 - 536 Liu Zheng: Boss, your butt is so big, I can’t sit down either_2

Chapter 781: Chapter 536 Liu Zheng: Boss, your butt is so big, I can’t sit down either_2

Liu Zheng said.

"Okay. Ah, boss, they’re coming out!"

Niu Daji suddenly shouted.

"So fast? What about the mother and daughter?"

He asked.

"Didn’t see them, but they took out two suitcases, maybe they’re inside."

Niu Daji said.

"Hmm."

In the style of Metropolis, Niu Daji’s guess is probably the truth.

"Go negotiate with them."

Liu Zheng thought for a moment and said.

"Do we need to save them? Boss, I’m not afraid of death, mainly can’t beat them."

Niu Daji said with difficulty.

Relying on the ancestral treasure armor, he wouldn’t die, but rescuing them would be beyond his means.

"No need to save them, just give them the family photo. The most important thing for a family is to be neat and tidy."

Liu Zheng said.

The family photo was something the Antlered Insect carried with him all the time; if buried together, it could barely count as a cenotaph.

"What if they don’t accept it?"

"Don’t accept it? If they don’t accept it, then let their company be neat and tidy together."

He smirked coldly.

"Got it!"

Niu Daji happily responded.

Following such a hard-hearted, soft-hearted boss was reassuring and inspiring.

"You didn’t let that Minotaur go save them?"

Niu Ma looked at him strangely.

"Why save them?"

Liu Zheng retorted.

"Aren’t you fond of these hero rescues damsel scenes? Besides, that’s a mother-daughter duo, isn’t it more exciting?"

"Boss, isn’t this your own fetish?"

He squinted his eyes and said.

"Don’t get hung up on these details. Just answer, is it or not?"

"Boss, you’ve known me for so long, haven’t you noticed I’m very anti-rich?"

Liu Zheng shrugged and said.

"The rich have too many choices, so I won’t give them a chance to regret it."

He said.

For the poor, life is like walking on thin ice, full of caution to maybe reach the other side. So why should the rich have regrets?

The reality is like that, but when it’s in his hands, you have to follow his rules.

"Aren’t you now also a rich person yourself?"

Niu Ma rolled his eyes.

"My money isn’t for myself, and it won’t be left for my wife and kids. Came naked, will leave naked. So I’m not a rich person, just a money transporter."

Liu Zheng said earnestly.

"You’re talking nonsense. Looking at you this way, you don’t seem like a good person either."

Niu Ma glanced at him and said.

"I never claimed to be a good person."

If you have to draw an alignment nine-square grid, Liu Zheng considers himself to be oscillating between Neutral Good and Chaotic Neutral.

Of course, whether it is or not doesn’t matter, as long as he follows his heart.

While Liu Zheng and Niu Ma were chatting away, Niu Daji had already moved forward.

Seeing the Minotaur swaggering over, that group of suits and sunglasses couldn’t help but be puzzled.

Seriously, either keep hiding or ambush, what’s the point of showing up so openly, aren’t you afraid of our numbers?

"Who’s the leader here?"

Niu Daji stabbed his pitchfork into the ground and shouted.

The suits and sunglasses exchanged glances and pushed forward a suit with a Hua Lingdai tie and a diamond brooch.

"I’m responsible. Who are you?"

Hua Lingdai asked.

"I’m Niu Daji, a delivery man at the Bloody Restaurant and Liu Zheng’s underling."

Niu Daji said proudly.

Hearing Liu Zheng’s name, Hua Lingdai and the suits behind him visibly paled.

"Your boss is too much, killing so many people then chasing us to our home to finish the job?"

Hua Lingdai complained.

"Aren’t you mistaken, aren’t you the ones finishing the job?"

Niu Daji pointed to the suitcases in their hands and asked, puzzled.

"What do you mean?"

Hua Lingdai’s expression tightened.

"Nothing much, my boss originally sent me to protect them, but those two dames looked down on us, so it’s on them now."

"But my boss is kind-hearted, asked me to give them the family photo, so the family could reunite on the road to the afterlife."

Niu Daji shook the photo.

"No need, we have our own way to reunite them."

Hua Lingdai refused without hesitation.

"What does your plan have to do with us? Hurry up. Your Grandpa Niu has plenty of things to do."

Niu Daji said.

Doctor Nile now considered himself as half of Liu Zheng’s father-in-law, so he was quite justified in bossing Niu Daji around.

Of course, he wasn’t short of money, so he was always generous with tips, and Niu Daji gladly complied with the work.

Moreover, Niu Daji also noticed what Doctor Nile and his people were up to.

To him, it was obvious Liu Zheng wouldn’t just be devoted to one person; eventually, he’d have a big harem.

Whether big or small father-in-law, they’re all father-in-laws, so maintaining good relations with them was definitely smart.

If it weren’t inconvenient to go elsewhere, he’d even fawn over Fisherman and the others.

"You go."

Hua Lingdai nodded his chin toward a man in a suit.

"Yes."

The man in a suit walked up to Niu Daji and extended his hand.

"City folks have no manners, do they? Can’t even say ’please’? Even our countryside sheep are more polite than you."

Niu Daji refused to give it to him.

"I’m sorry. Please give me the photo."

The man in a suit said, swallowing his pride.

"That’s more like it."

Niu Daji handed him the photo.

"Now can you let us pass?"

Hua Lingdai glanced at the photo in the suit man’s hand, casually put it in his pocket, and said.

"No, I have to see those two women get the photo first."

Niu Daji shook his head.

Since Liu Zheng said the family should reunite, they would have to reunite.

If Hua Lingdai didn’t pass them the photo, wouldn’t this task be botched?

Niu Daji had never seen Liu Zheng get angry at his people, and he didn’t want to see it, especially not by being the unlucky one.

"I think you’re not delivering the photo but trying to rescue someone, right?"

Hua Lingdai sneered.

"I’ve been squatting here since ages ago; if I wanted to rescue someone, would I have waited for you? Even now, a call, and my boss can be here in ten minutes. Do you think you could leave then?"

Niu Daji said proudly.

"I don’t think you can hold us for ten minutes."

Facing his arrogant remarks, Hua Lingdai didn’t entirely deny it, given Liu Zheng’s fierce reputation.

"If I can’t hold you, then so be it. Anyway, I’m not here to save people. If I fail my task, I get scolded, and at worst, punished to eat shit in the sewer. You guys embarrassing my boss, hmm."

Niu Daji sneered twice.

"What if?"

"My boss said if you don’t let them reunite as a family, he’ll unite your family for you."

Niu Daji imitated Liu Zheng’s tone.

"Who does he mean by ’you’?"

Hua Lingdai asked.

"Red Forest Culture, who else?"

Niu Daji retorted.

With that statement, Hua Lingdai and the suited men immediately had odd expressions, like they were painfully holding back laughter.

"What are you laughing at?"

Niu Daji felt puzzled and somewhat displeased.

"You four block this bull; we’re leaving first, let that delivery guy come find us."

With Hua Lingdai’s command, four suited strongmen immediately surrounded Niu Daji, while he left with the rest of the people.

Seeing the muscle-bound suited men creating an airtight block around him and their finally uncontrollable laughter, Niu Daji suddenly had a sinking feeling, and an ominous thought flashed through his mind.

"I’m screwed now."

He said with a mournful face.

A moment later, just as Liu Zheng was contemplating how to handle the remaining drinks and desserts, he received a call from Niu Daji.

"Boss, I messed up the task."

Niu Daji said, trembling with fear.

"What? They won’t take the photo?"

"They took it, but they didn’t give it to those two women, just walked away."

Niu Daji explained.

"Didn’t you relay my message to them?"

"I did, but they didn’t care at all, left some people to block me, and just took off."

Niu Daji replied.

"So disrespectful? Looks like Red Forest Culture needs another explosion."

Liu Zheng frowned.

After all, he still held shares in Green Shade Culture, and bombing Red Forest Culture again would just increase his share value.

"Boss, I have a suspicion, but I’m not sure if I should say it."

Niu Daji licked his chapped lips.

"Just spit it out already."

Liu Zheng said impatiently.

"I suspect those people aren’t from Red Forest Culture at all, which is why they’re so fearless."

Niu Daji said, bracing himself.