The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?
Chapter 780 - 536 Liu Zheng: "Boss, your butt is so big, I can’t sit down either.

Chapter 780: Chapter 536 Liu Zheng: "Boss, your butt is so big, I can’t sit down either.

"This is..."

Liu Zheng looked at the mirror, and his pupils instantly shrank.

In the mirror, curled up, was a small, hairless goose, its pink body covered in wounds pecked out.

Its head was even pecked to the point of being unrecognizable, with one eye pecked out.

"Ugly?"

The Big White Goose asked indifferently.

"Ugly."

Liu Zheng said honestly.

"This is my true appearance, what you see is made up. Now you know why my makeup skills are so good, right?"

The Big White Goose said.

"Understood."

He nodded.

"The Ugly Duckling clan secretly lays their eggs in other bird’s nests, then selects the most outstanding chick to take its appearance and talent, and alters the big bird’s memory."

"So, I am the real Black Swan, while that guy is just an Ugly Duckling."

The Big White Goose said coldly.

"It stole everything that belonged to me, got into art school with my talents, then went to the Grand Theatre stage that should have been mine, enjoying the applause that should’ve been for me."

"Being a makeup artist was just for life, being a dancer is my dream."

It lifted up on its toes, seemingly wanting to dance but gave up in despair upon seeing itself in the mirror.

"Anyway, take it out, bring me its body, and I’ll pretend I don’t know what you guys are doing secretly."

The Big White Goose said.

"Boss, you know me well, it’s hard for me to leave a whole corpse after killing."

Liu Zheng said with difficulty.

"Then bring me its foot, can’t manage that? A duck neck will do."

The Big White Goose said.

"I’ll try my best, bring back whatever’s left; if nothing else, bring back all the feathers, maybe you can stick them together and still use them?"

"Does this guy always chat with you like this?"

The Big White Goose glanced at him, and asked Niu Ma with a strange expression.

"He talks to me even more extremely."

Niu Ma complained.

"No wonder they say you have a good temper, I thought it was a jab at you, but now I see it’s true."

The Big White Goose said.

"Indeed, if someone else were in your place, they would have skinned him for a seat cushion long ago."

Niu Ma looked at Liu Zheng eagerly.

"Boss, with your big posterior, skinning me wouldn’t be enough to sit on."

Liu Zheng shrugged.

"Then I’ll sit on half."

Niu Ma said stubbornly.

"Aren’t you afraid this half would give you a rash?"

He rolled his eyes.

"Then I’d prick a few holes with needles for ventilation."

Niu Ma said fearlessly.

"Be careful not to leave a needle tip there and pierce your own hemorrhoids."

Liu Zheng said with feigned concern.

"Haha. Alright, you two keep bickering, I’m off."

The Big White Goose chuckled twice and said.

"Who would want such a wretched son?"

"I don’t have a dad with hemorrhoids."

The two "men" said in unison.

"You’re using the exact number of words; still claim you’re not blood related? Well, I’m leaving."

The Big White Goose turned and prepared to leave.

"Boss, you haven’t told me the intel about the Black Swan."

Liu Zheng stopped it.

"The Black Swan dancing at the Grand Theatre is the only one. I can only tell you that there’s a scar on its neck, pecked out by me years ago. For other info, you’ll have to find out yourself."

The Big White Goose flapped its wings and wobbled away.

"That old fellow is indeed not easy to deal with."

Once it disappeared from view, Niu Ma’s face immediately darkened.

"Is Customer Service sure about sending that traitor?"

Liu Zheng asked.

The things the Big White Goose mentioned secretly doing clearly referred to sending that mummy traitor out of the country.

"If Ottawa doesn’t interfere, it’s confirmed."

Niu Ma said.

"Then just drag it out, it didn’t specify when I should complete it anyway. I’ve already talked with people from the Border Control Bureau, no need for me and Salmon to take action, that traitor will die."

Liu Zheng nodded.

"Border Control Bureau..."

Niu Ma looked at him with a complicated expression.

"If Red Pig had met you sooner, it might not have ended like this for him and Qian Zao."

"It’s not too late now. I’ve already asked the Tomb Guardian to find Qian Zao’s soul, then I’ll give them that Resentment Fish to eat, and buy them a luxurious Yin House. Life might be better than when they were alive."

"Yes, relocate Natasha and Wang Sheng over, then they’ll even have kids."

He perfectly arranged things for the Red Pig couple.

"Hmph, I don’t even have a mansion yet, but you’re already buying for that guy."

Niu Ma said with some jealousy.

"No problem, when you die, I’ll buy you one too, definitely bigger than theirs."

Liu Zheng comforted.

"Damn it!"

Niu Ma raised his hoof to kick him, but he dodged expertly.

"Answering the phone, Boss, let’s not fight."

Liu Zheng waved a tentacle, picked up the phone.

"Hmph!"

Niu Ma wouldn’t let it slide, although not kicking him, he opened a tic-tac-toe grid on him with his horn before cooling down.

"What’s up, Da Ji?"

Liu Zheng let it be, answered the call.

"Boss, a bunch of people broke into the villa."

Niu Daji said in a lowered voice.

"Have they seen you?"

He asked.

"Should have been discovered, I saw someone glance this way."

Niu Daji said.

Its skills weren’t weak, but it originally did door duty work and never learned concealment techniques, so getting found was normal.

"Then let’s wait and see, they don’t bother you, and you don’t bother them. Report any news you find."

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