The Strong Female Lead Versus The Most Miserable Male Lead
Chapter 331 - 329: The Farce on Snack Street

Chapter 331: Chapter 329: The Farce on Snack Street

Under Shutong’s leadership, a group of friends started at the top of the street and ate their way down to the end.

"Big squid, give us four, he’s paying."

Shutong ordered ahead, while Fu Yunhe, cradling Little Pink Pig, was responsible for paying.

The owner cheerfully began grilling the squid and, once done, professionally inquired, "Do you want it spicy or not?"

"Three with spice, one without."

When Shutong took the four nicely grilled big squids and everyone got one, they all tasted it with curiosity.

"Mmm— not bad."

"It’s not as delicious as the one Xiao He grills."

"Less cumin."

"Auntie, Dou Dou can’t eat something this big."

Shutong looked up at Dou Dou and said, "You eat first, the rest goes to..."

"I want it!"

Shutong was going to say ’to me,’ but since Ha Ha wanted it, she let the current take it that way.

Dou Dou was very sensible. Instead of biting, he tore off a piece with his hands and gave the rest to Ha Ha.

Ha Ha was very happy, eating one strip, then more than half of another.

The group continued walking, stopping for a while at each stall to nibble and taste.

Shutong bought at the front of the line while Fu Yunhe kept paying from behind.

"Cotton candy, four pieces, he’s paying."

"Little crispy fish, four, he’s paying."

"Oysters, eight, he’s paying."

"Fried dumplings, eight, he’s paying."

"Fried tofu, two servings, he’s paying."

...

Along the way, everyone ate happily.

Even though the taste might not have been as good as at the small wooden house, since the small wooden house had a slightly more complete selection of seasonings.

But this kind of joyful eating was something the small wooden house never had.

They were about to leave the snack street when Shutong saw a stall selling fried seafood balls. The aroma was particularly tempting, and there was an exceptionally long queue.

"That smells great, let’s go have a look."

Shutong led the way, clearing a path for Fu Yunhe and Ha Ha to follow.

While they were queuing, a woman dressed in an exquisite dress looked at the pig Fu Yunhe was holding and couldn’t help but frown.

At that moment, someone in the crowd released a particularly odorous fart.

Most of the people just covered their noses and said nothing.

These things, sometimes, you just can’t control.

However, someone was not willing to let it slide, and that person was the delicate woman standing in front of Shutong.

Covering her nose, she looked disdainfully at Fu Yunhe behind Shutong, pointing at the Little Pink Pig he was holding, with a somewhat sharp voice.

"Take that pig away, it’s filthy!"

"Really, bringing a stinky pig into such a large crowd, there’s no sense of public decency at all."

Neither Shutong nor Fu Yunhe reacted, but the Little Pink Pig stared fiercely at the exquisite woman and asked Shutong in the Sea of Consciousness, "Can I eat her?"

Before Shutong could respond, Dou Dou sitting on Uncle Ha Ha’s shoulder couldn’t stand it anymore.

"Uncle Ha Ha, let me down, I need to protect the piggy."

Ha Ha obediently took Dou Dou down, but instead of placing him on the ground, he switched to holding him.

Seeing Dou Dou’s defensive stance, Shutong didn’t stop him. It was normal for Dou Dou to stand up for a pet friend who had been challenged.

In Shutong’s world, there was no rule about protecting a child’s innocence that would stop them from being impolite to an adult.

Her rule was, if you had rules, we’d talk rules; if you didn’t, then we’d talk fists.

Dou Dou, nestled in Ha Ha’s arms, plump-cheeked and milk-fiercely gazed at the woman opposite.

"My piggy is the cleanest, bathes every day, and even brushes its teeth, not stinky at all!"

The woman opposite, with a cold snort, scoffed.

"Really don’t know which trash star you hillbillies come from, letting a kid step forward like this."

The woman looked particularly contemptuously at Nian Shutong and at the extremely handsome but cool-tempered Fu Yunhe.

What’s the use of being good-looking? Wearing clothes she’d disdain even as rags, obviously a bumpkin that knows nothing.

"Dou Dou doesn’t like you."

Dou Dou’s words weren’t just a simple child’s utterance; his strong luck could make those he disliked have a really bad streak of fortune.

"Can I eat her?"

Little Pink Pig asked Nian Shutong again, who just glanced at it indifferently, so Little Pink Pig dared not speak any further.

Yet, on its pig face, the expressions were a bit too rich.

"You shouldn’t eat just any trash; you should at least be selective with your food."

After ending the telepathic conversation, Nian Shutong first soothed the angry Dou Dou.

"It’s alright, Auntie tells you, such eyes and random biting, just like a mad dog, full of germs. Why get angry at her, she doesn’t understand human speech."

Nian Shutong, as if afraid Dou Dou would target the wrong person, pointed her finger precisely at the woman and said, "Next time you go out, please bring your eyes and brain with you."

"Oh... no, that’s wrong, you don’t have a brain. Just remember to bring a muzzle, the kind you strap on a horse’s mouth, otherwise every time you talk, it’s like spraying manure, and the smell’s terrible."

No sooner had Nian Shutong finished speaking than Fu Yunhe followed up quite smoothly.

"You don’t understand, she is just projecting her own stench onto others."

Nian Shutong looked suddenly enlightened and pointed at the woman, "So that’s what it is, you really went to great lengths."

"What do you mean?" Ha Ha, not understanding, looked at Nian Shutong and Fu Yunhe.

Dou Dou explained in Ha Ha’s ear, and immediately Ha Ha loudly said, "You’re saying she’s the one who farted?"

Their teamwork, although it was their first time, was unexpectedly well-coordinated, giving Nian Shutong a comfortable and exhilarating feeling!

So it turns out that teaming up to insult someone can bring twice the joy!

Such teamwork deserved more encores.

But while she was happy, the woman opposite had nearly died of anger.

Her fingers trembled slightly pointing at their group.

"You, you, do you know who I am?"

Nian Shutong innocently turned to look at Fu Yunhe, who cooperatively responded, "You’re right, the brain really isn’t working if she doesn’t even know who she is."

"Ah, it’s not easy growing up like that."

"And loves to fart."

Ha Ha, with a particularly honest and sincere remark, caused the woman opposite to charge over furiously, reaching out towards Nian Shutong.

She had seen that Nian Shutong was the only woman on this side and picked on the seemingly softest target.

But what she didn’t know was that the persimmon she chose was made of diamond.

No one on the side saw how Nian Shutong moved, it seemed like just a flutter of her arm.

"Ahh——!"

The delicate woman, previously neatly hairstyled, now had hair scattered all about, hands propped backward on the ground, her bottom briefly making intimate contact with the earth.

However, the woman sitting on the ground not only wasn’t angry but actually laughed, her cold eyes scornfully looking at the several people of Nian Shutong’s party.

"You’re done for."

The woman’s threatening words had no effect on Nian Shutong’s group; in fact, Nian Shutong noticed that the people around buying meatballs had made way and even specifically asked, "Are you still in line?"

No one answered, so Nian Shutong naturally moved to the front, saying to the vendor:

"Give me four servings of meatballs, no! Make that ten servings."

They looked quite tasty.