The Ger's Contract Marriage [BL]
Chapter 342: This One Cutie

Chapter 342: This One Cutie

Handsome ger. Handsome ger! Handsome ger?

Wasn’t that just an ugly ger in Donghua? It seemed like the top and only preferences for gers were cute, or pretty, and effeminate. Neither of those two types of beauty was bad in Xu Feng’s opinion, it just wasn’t his cup of tea.

He preferred a masculine man, exhibit A—Xuan Jian—or a more refined but still handsome man, maybe even a bit on the androgynous side, exhibit B—Xuan Yang. Both would likely be considered ugly gers if they had a red mole.

Maybe he really was a bad influence...

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"Momo isn’t really handsome, and he is a young master..." Xu Feng mumbled to himself. Other than Bai Mo—more of the cute type, but at least he was on the taller side—who else did he know? Sun Minghua—the young mistress from Yilin Town?

"Pfffttt..." Xu Feng burst out in a new round of laughter. Tears formed at the corners of his eyes as a vivid picture of the short, princess like, diva that was Sun Minghua, clinging onto the wannabe stone face but obnoxiously tall Xu Hu Zhe.

He laughed so hard the tears dropped from his eyes, and he had to hold his belly to keep himself from falling out of his bench-desk contraption.

All the while a red faced Xu Hu Zhe stood tall and uncomfortable, but still tall. This was the Xu Feng he knew, he wouldn’t expect anything less from the silver haired ger.

Finally, after a steady 2 minutes of laughter, Xu Feng realized he hadn’t told the punchline yet. He righted himself, and fixed his posture, the sides of his mouth were sore. He had definitely overdone it, but still, he could laugh a little more.

"How about I set you up with a young master?" Xu Feng said out loud, but thinking, ’young brat’

to himself. He was setting up the joke, but also trying to get a feel for Xu Hu Zhe’s reaction to Bai Mo.

It was no secret to anyone...literally, anyone, that Xu Feng didn’t leave Nanshan Estate often, and Bai Mo was his only real acquaintance. Even if Xu Feng knew any suitable partners from Xu Zeng’s Sun village, they wouldn’t be a young master.

He carefully watched the range of emotions that ran across Xu Hu Zhe’s face. Confusion. Shock. Horror. Embarrassment. More shock. Then it returned to a frozen state. It seems Xuan Yang was rubbing off on the teen as well.

"That...that...that wouldn’t do." Even as he tried to remain calm and seem unfazed, Xu Hu Zhe couldn’t help but stutter. If one looked closely, they would even see the tips of his hair shake slightly.

"I think you would be a good match with Sun Minghua." Xu Feng started, keeping his voice steady and imposing, his face controlled. His joy from earlier seemed to fade away in his fake seriousness.

"He comes from a good family, and immortal bloodline is very important to the Suns. His brother Sun Ming just married a ger with such a low grade of immortal bloodline. Their family would be lucky to marry him to you..."

Even as he trailed on, making it harder for Xu Hu Zhe’s brain to catch up and extending his play, Xu Feng was right. Xu Hu Zhe would be a catch now and Bai Mo even more so. While Bai Mo had a name to lean on and Xu Hu Zhe was a former slave, their bloodlines were so strong, most things could possibly be overlooked.

Xu Hu Zhe might not be able to marry someone from a first-class family, or a second-class family like Bai Mo, without backlash, a third rate family like the Suns would be able to tolerate the marriage with Xu Feng’s "backing" from the Xuan family.

Even marrying Xuan Yang’s book boy—in name—would be a good catch for the Sun family. The difference between a third rate family and a first rate family was vast, and Xu Feng was temporarily hanging onto the coattails of a first rate family through his husband.

Xu Hu Zhe’s stone face finally cracked as realization finally dawned on him. This menace was trying to set him up with that thing from Yilin Town!

"Hahahahah," Xu Feng wanted to savor the moment more, but he couldn’t help it. Xu Hu Zhe’s face was too cute! This cutie was a hundred years too early for a relationship!!!

A certain someone forgot he was only a year older than the cutie.

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After many tears, too much laughter, and a near accident—a pregnant ger’s bladder isn’t as strong as a non-pregnant ger’s bladder, Xu Feng learned this the hard way—Xu Feng had done everything he’d planned to do and more.

Xu Hu Zhe had taken the teasing in good nature.

The silver haired ger liked to tease him. He also liked to tease Bai Mo, Xuan Yang, and Xuan Jian when he could. He even teased Si and San occasionally. Teasing was definitely a form of intimacy for Xu Feng.

Teasing aside, Xu Feng had used his time wisely. From finishing off his letter and sealing it, to moving the jars—nearly all of them—to his space before near exhaustion. He would do the rest in the evening even if he had an entourage of ’wild animals’ following him.

He had completely dropped the topic of the child abuse by Steward Wu temporarily, he wasn’t in the state to handle that, nor was he the best option to speak with Xu Hu Zhe or San about it. Xuan Jian would have the honor!

Sharing is caring. He would share this trauma with his husbands and hope they would forgive him.

He did speak to Xu Hu Zhe about some important things. Things he would share with his husbands before he was due—which was obviously soon, his stomach looked ready to pop, for eggs that weren’t completely mature, they took up so much space!

He also needed to make Xu Hu Zhe aware of certain important information if he didn’t make it through childbirth. It was a grim thing to think about, and he had been trying not to bring it up because of Xuan Yang, but it was a possibility he couldn’t ignore.

Xu Zeng was real, living and breathing in another world, and if he died due to birthing complications, the other would likely regain this body. That tended to happen a lot in transmigration stories, and the transmigration gods had been very nice to him, he was still waiting for the other shoe to drop, even if he now knew more about his own heritage.

Xu Feng wanted his brother to lead a good life even if his came to an end, and not be required to assume responsibility over the children if he didn’t want to. He also wanted Xu Zeng to feel safe in his own body again.

...Despite him getting pregnant with said body...

This was a long and hard conversation, one Xu Feng never thought he would have, but he would need to have it again.

He was unabashedly talking about a twin from another world, but strangely enough, Xu Hu Zhe nodded along with wide eyes as if it all was run of the mill information he should know and accepted it easily.

No questions asked.

Maybe Xu Feng was the one overreacting to things?

Maybe the people of Dongzhou were just more accepting of other people’s differences?

...

Nah, Xu Hu Zhe was just different. "He wasn’t like other girls"...boys...

After pouring his heart out, Xu Feng looked at the teen with uncertain eyes, and the teen who was more like a young man, took it all in stride.

"Is that all you have to share with me?" Xu Hu Zhe asked, his voice full of confidence and happiness because Xu Feng had shared another secret with before Xuan Jian and Xuan Yang—the other two wild animals.

Xu Feng was really getting attached to this life, his family, and his friends. Despite being a pillow princess, and never leaving his estate, he had everything he really needed in this fortress.

That was all Xu Feng had at the moment, but it wasn’t all Xu Hu Zhe had for him.

There was news from town, but Xu Feng didn’t take it to heart. The same Sun Minghua, the young mistress of a ger from Yilin town that he had just been teasing Xu Hu Zhe with, wasn’t his top priority but couldn’t leave him be.

While the ger was still slinging his name in the mud, Xu Feng’s children and his brother were his top priority, followed by the mental health of his people, and apparently also their sexual health needed to be taken into consideration.

This conversation had released some of his tension, which led to his relaxed and sexually playful state at brunch.

Xuan Yang and Xuan Jian ignored him for the most part, while still indulging him, not calling him out for this thirsty behavior of his.

And he was thirsty.