The Fortunate Demoniac Little Village Doctor
Chapter 171 - 171 170 Itchy Skin

171: Chapter 170 Itchy Skin 171: Chapter 170 Itchy Skin “You really thought you could find me, huh?

Otherwise, let’s play a game!

I’ll give you ten minutes, and if you haven’t found me by then, I’ll have to leave!

You better hurry up, I’ll just jump around here!

I’ll just scratch here!

Waiting for you to come and hit me!”

Listening to Huang Xiaofeng’s provocation, Liu Hun’s mouth curled into a smirk, and then…

Qi was in his eyes!

X-ray vision, activate!

In just a few seconds, Liu Hun thoroughly scanned the entire room.

“What are you looking at?

You useless idiot!

If you have the guts, find me and give me a hiding, my skin is itching!

Come on then!

Got the guts for ten minutes?”

“Hmph, I don’t need ten minutes!” Liu Hun snorted, then leaped towards a corner of the room and violently stomped on the floor!

“Boom!” A loud sound like thunder erupted, filling the room with dust.

Tang Dejun was so scared that he instantly sat down on the floor.

When the dust settled, he was staring wide-eyed, unable to take his eyes off Liu Hun as he dragged Huang Xiaofeng out from the basement.

“Smack!” Liu Hun threw Huang Xiaofeng on the ground like a sack of mud, then dusted himself off and stood towering over Huang Xiaofeng, saying, “What were you saying just now?”

Huang Xiaofeng was shivering all over, literally from his teeth down to his toes, looking just like a fat pig pressed against the ground, helplessly watching the knife descend, utterly powerless!

“You…

how could you possibly find me…

impossible!” Huang Xiaofeng was still a bit dazed, his arrogance not yet faded, as Liu Hun descended upon him from nowhere, and he couldn’t figure it out.

“Feeling jumpy and itchy now, huh?

Is your skin itching?” Liu Hun stared down at Huang Xiaofeng, his gaze almost piercing through him.

Huang Xiaofeng, trembling all over, asked Liu Hun, “What…

what do you want to do?

Don’t mess around!

I am a man of status, if I die here, you…

you won’t get away with it!”

“Bang!” Liu Hun kicked Huang Xiaofeng’s face, slamming him straight against the wall.

Huang Xiaofeng spat out a mouthful of blood, feeling a mix of hatred, anger, and fear.

Leisurely, Liu Hun sat down at the table and continued eating peanuts, then he said to Tang Dejun, “Let me be clear, only one person can walk out of here tonight!

Tang Dejun, you better perform well!”

Tang Dejun, like a drowning man clutching at a straw, immediately said, “I’ll perform!

I’ll perform!

Whatever you say, I’ll do!”

“Why are you so inconsiderate to your own master?

Isn’t he itching?

Go and relieve his itch!

It must be so uncomfortable!” Liu Hun told Tang Dejun, casually throwing a peanut into his mouth, enjoying the spectacle like watching a dogfight.

Tang Dejun glanced at the motionless sleazy man on the ground, thinking to himself that he must not die here, and then took off his own leather shoe, holding it in his hand, and advanced towards Huang Xiaofeng.

“Tang…

Tang Dejun what are you doing?

I paid you money!

Don’t fall for his provocation!

We’re on the same side…

Ouch!

Oy!

My dear mother!

My face…” Huang Xiaofeng was trembling as he spoke, only to see a dirty shoe sole fiercely smacking his face.

“I’ll show you being on the same side!

I’ll show you paying money!

I’ll show you tough talk!

I’ll show you itchy skin!” Tang Dejun said, each word accompanied by a smack, swinging with vigor as if spinning a top—if Huang Xiaofeng could roll on the ground, he would probably swing even more energetically!

Tang Dejun wore out one shoe and then switched to the other, venting all his fear and anger on Huang Xiaofeng.

In the end, Huang Xiaofeng could no longer utter a word, his whole body inflated like a water-filled balloon, swollen everywhere, looking like it could burst at any touch.

“Still feeling jumpy?

Still itchy?” Liu Hun asked, staring at the severely swollen Huang Xiaofeng.

Huang Xiaofeng shook his head repeatedly at Liu Hun, now fully aware of Liu Hun’s methods.

Without lifting a finger, his own dog had mauled him.

Breathing heavily, Tang Dejun held up his worn-out shoe to Liu Hun and asked, “Boss, can I go now?”

“Go?

Where to?” Liu Hun asked Tang Dejun.

Tang Dejun with a pained expression said, “Didn’t you say that tonight someone could leave from here?”

“If you leave from here, what does that make me?” Liu Hun smiled at Tang Dejun, his expression suddenly turning fierce as he shouted, “Always causing me trouble!

Never learning your lesson!

Do you know these black pigs are the livelihood of thousands in Qiantou Village!

Tell me, if you had succeeded and all the black pigs died, what would thousands in Qiantou Village use to live?”

Tang Dejun collapsed on the ground, weakened by Liu Hun’s shout.

“Despicable beast!

Want to mess with me, be a man and come at me directly!

Trying to poison the black pigs behind the scenes, what kind of crap is that?

If you had succeeded, do you know how many people in Qiantou Village would die?” Liu Hun furiously berated Tang Dejun, then found a long hemp rope from behind the door, likely something Tang Dejun had intended for some misdeed.

Liu Hun threw the rope in front of Tang Dejun, who, thinking Liu Hun was suggesting he hang himself, was about to start begging for mercy, only to hear Liu Hun say, “Tie yourself, Huang Xiaofeng, and this sleazy man’s hands all together and come with me!”

After Liu Hun finished, he woke up the sleazy man, and Tang Dejun then realized that the sleazy man had just fainted.

He immediately did as Liu Hun instructed, binding the three of them together like they were being sent to forced labor.

Liu Hun stuffed the rotten shoes and Tang Dejun’s socks into the mouths of the three men, and then led them all the way back to Qiantou Village.

Liu Hun had instructed Lai Tou to act as if nothing was wrong and to sit at the head of the village, waiting for news from him.

When Lai Tou saw the flickering lights in the pitch-black night, he hurried over and saw that it was indeed Liu Hun.

“Lai Tou, did Zhang Daniu and Liu Erhu make any moves?” Liu Hun immediately asked Lai Tou.

He was somewhat worried as those two had taken poison back to the village.

“No movements.

They told me when they got back to the village and even gave me two hundred RMB to watch the pigsty, then they both went to sleep,” recounted Lai Tou to Liu Hun then glanced at the three people behind Liu Hun and asked, “Brother Guan, who are these three?”

“Just animals!

Go open the pigsty.

Today, I’m going to add three new breeds to our pigsty!” Liu Hun told Lai Tou.

Lai Tou’s eyes shifted, and he chuckled, suddenly understanding.

The next day, Liu Erhu and Zhang Daniu found Lai Tou.

The three of them, carrying feed mixed with poison, arrived at the pigsty.

Liu Erhu nudged Zhang Daniu with his elbow to prompt him to speak.

Zhang Daniu, somewhat reluctantly, grabbed Lai Tou and said, “Lai Tou, can we discuss something with you to see if it’s okay?”

“What’s up?” Lai Tou looked at Zhang Daniu, unsure of what trouble he was planning this time.

“I and Erhu will mix the medicine into the feed, and you feed the pigs.

How about that?” Zhang Daniu proposed to Lai Tou.

This was their first time doing this job, and both were nervous, so they planned to instruct Lai Tou to do it.

“This… this won’t do!

If I do everything, then what will you two do?” Lai Tou pretended to struggle with the decision.

Liu Erhu pulled out two hundred RMB from his pocket and stuffed it into Lai Tou’s hands, then said, “Please help!

Just for seven days!

It will be over quickly, and besides the three of us, who else could know!

It’s not a big deal!”

Lai Tou took the money and then said to Liu Erhu, “Fine then, I’ll add feed to the other pigs in the pigsty.

But the last pen’s pigs have been troublesome recently, and I’m having trouble moving around, so the two of you feed that one, okay?”

“Sure!

We’re brothers after all!

It’s just a matter of words!

Let’s go!

Daniu, let’s feed them!” Liu Erhu then carried the feeding bucket and went towards the innermost pigpen with Zhang Daniu.

“Huff huff huff… huff huff huff…”

As soon as they reached the last pigpen, they heard grunting sounds inside it, Liu Erhu looked at the pigpen and said, “Why is this pen still so tightly closed?”

“Didn’t you hear what Lai Tou said?

The pigs in this pen are all troublemakers!” Zhang Daniu said and kicked the pigpen, cursing, “Huff your mother!

Eat!

Eat up!

Can’t kill you bastard animals!”

“Stop kicking!

Hurry up and do it!

We need to have fun in the county town soon!” Liu Erhu stopped Zhang Daniu, and they quickly scattered the poisoned pig feed into the pigpen through the gaps.

Just like that, by the third day, Liu Erhu always felt something was not right and then said to Zhang Daniu, “Daniu, is there something wrong with these pigs?

Why haven’t I seen any sticking their snouts out to eat?”

“What could be wrong!

That’s how pigs are!

When they’re hungry, see if they eat!

Only a few more days left, let’s hurry!” Zhang Daniu said and started scattering feed in the pigpen.

“That’s not right!” Liu Erhu suddenly seemed to see something!

He quickly grabbed Zhang Daniu and said, “I just thought I saw…

something that is not a pig!”

“What is it if not a pig?” Zhang Daniu completely misunderstood what Liu Erhu was freaking out about.

“Open up!

Open the pen door!” urged Liu Erhu, poking Zhang Daniu’s back, hoping what he had just seen wasn’t real.

“Always issues!” Zhang Daniu complained, then casually opened the somewhat deformed pigpen door.

“Huff huff huff!

Huff huff huff!”

The moment the pigpen door opened, Huang Xiaofeng and Tang Dejun and three others, whose mouths were stuffed, charged out of the pen like mad and ran outside.

Liu Erhu and Zhang Daniu were completely dumbfounded, and looking inside the pigpen, it was empty, with only a foul smell emanating from the chemical poison mixed with pig feed.

“It turns out we’ve been feeding three people for the past three days?!” Zhang Daniu said dumbfoundedly to Liu Erhu beside him.

“Idiot!

What are you zoning out for!

Hurry up and check it out!” Liu Erhu kicked Zhang Daniu’s leg, and the two ran outside.

Waiting for them outside the pigsty, besides Huang Xiaofeng and three others muddled by the toxic pig feed, was Liu Hun along with Lai Tou and a group of villagers.

“What… what’s going on here?

Lai Tou, your leg is healed?” Zhang Daniu asked, somewhat puzzled.