The Fortunate Demoniac Little Village Doctor
Chapter 170 - 170 169 Please Come and Fight

170: Chapter 169: Please Come and Fight 170: Chapter 169: Please Come and Fight Liu Hun followed the two men on a winding route, and he had no idea where they were going.

He watched as the two entered a house and then sneaked up close to the entrance.

The iron gate was sealed tight, and it was unclear how many rooms were inside or which way the two would head next.

So, he pressed his ear against the iron gate, and with his Qi Force, he heard everything inside with crystal clarity.

Just as Liu Hun had predicted, there was more than one room behind the iron gate.

The bald man and Liu Erniu headed straight to the room farthest in, guiding themselves with a flashlight.

The bald man shone the light around the room, then said to Liu Erhu, “How come there’s nobody here?

They make it all mysterious, like a spy rendezvous!”

“Keep it down!

They might be hiding behind a wall, listening to us!

This is a big deal.

If we get caught, we’re going to the police station!

They’re protecting themselves—think about it, after the first meeting with that young guy, whenever the money gets picked up, doesn’t the person just take it and leave?

We never see anyone!

It’s just like those Hong Kong movies they play at the video hall!” Liu Erhu told Zhang Daniu, already completely accustomed to this whole setup.

The bald man scoffed, “Look at you, Mr.

Know-It-All!”

“Cut the crap!” Liu Erhu, finishing his comment, then shined his flashlight over a table where they usually picked up money and mail.

His eyes lit up, even brighter than the flashlight’s bulb, and he said to the bald man, “Big Tiger, look at this!

How much is it?!

Ten thousand!”

“Hey, let me see!

It really is!” The bald man hurried over and saw the ten thousand dollars on the table.

The two were thrilled for a moment.

Liu Erhu then picked up the paper on the table and read, “Mix the medicine in your pocket into the black pig’s feed.

Starting from tomorrow night, divide it over seven days until all medicine is used.

After the job is done, you’ll get another ten thousand.”

“Why start tomorrow?” Zhang Daniu asked Liu Erhu.

“Why not just mix it all at once?”

“You’re really stupid!

We go back and forth, and by the time we get back, it’ll be almost dawn!

What if someone who woke up early to poop catches us?

Spreading it over seven days prevents too many deaths at once from drawing attention!

Leave the note here and take the money.

Let’s hurry up and go!” Liu Erhu instructed Zhang Daniu, grabbing a bag of medicine and heading outside.

Liu Hun had a plan in mind, picked up a rock, and then hid by the doorway.

Zhang Daniu and Liu Erhu, eager to get home and split the money, hurried away, thinking they had closed the door behind them as they left.

They had no idea that the iron gate was held ajar by a stone and was not sealed at all.

After the two left, Liu Hun opened the gate, then slipped inside, no need for light, and followed the sound straight to its source.

“Hey, Boss Tang!

Your trick is really something, almost like a spy agency game!

Look at those two fools, they don’t even know who we are; they just run errands and risk their lives for us!

We’re pulling the strings from behind, impressive, really impressive!” A sleazy man stood by Tang Dejun, pouring drinks and brown-nosing.

Tang Dejun let out a cold laugh and said, “Bullshit!

If I had the brains for that, I’d have struck it rich long ago!

Throughout this whole thing, I’m just a runner!

The real puppet master is someone else entirely!”

“Boss Tang, you’re too modest!

Who else could be pulling your strings?” The sleazy man munching on Hua Shengmi spoke to Tang Dejun.

“The big boss!

I’ve only met him a few times!

He’s way better at controlling me than I am at controlling Zhang Daniu and Liu Erhu!

All this comes from his instruction!” Tang Dejun replied to the sleazy man, feeling deeply that Huang Xiaofeng was a master of deception and intrigue.

In ancient times, who knows how many people he could’ve taken down with his schemes.

“Big boss?

Who is that?!

How does he control you?” The sleazy man asked with great curiosity.

Tang Dejun waved his hand and said, “How could I tell you that?

Do you have any idea?

Right now, as we’re munching on peanuts and drinking vodka, that big boss is watching us from somewhere in this room!”

The sleazy man shuddered with fear, looking around as if he expected to see a ghost.

Although he was somewhat skeptical, Huang Xiaofeng was indeed that crafty, remotely controlling the situation while hiding within the compound, without giving away the slightest flaw.

“I believe it!”

Suddenly!

A voice emerged in the room!

The sleazy man dropped to the floor with a thud, as if he had just seen a ghost, while Tang Dejun screamed, staring at the newcomer with a mixture of shock and fear.

“Liu…

Liu…

Liu Hun!

How did you…

How did you appear here?!

Are you human or a ghost?!” Tang Dejun stumbled backward several steps until he leaned against a wall, stopping in disbelief that Liu Hun would show up at the door in the dead of night.

“Of course, I’m human, though it seems you’d rather be a ghost,” Liu Hun said as he confidently walked into the room and then casually sat at the table, beginning to eat peanuts.

“Your mother’s a bitch!

You’re human but scaring me in the middle of the night?

You asking for death!” The sleazy man, not knowing which group Liu Hun belonged to and frustrated from being knocked under the table, swung a fist at Liu Hun.

Just in that instant!

That very instant!

Tang Dejun had indeed fantasized!

Fantasized about the sleazy guy landing a punch that would knock Liu Hun out cold!

“Thump!” A muffled sound shook the air, and Tang Dejun instinctively closed his eyes, suddenly feeling something wet and warm splash across his face.

He tasted it with his tongue…

with a sleazy tinge of blood.

He knew fantasies were just that, and the sleazy guy was definitely done for.

It took Tang Dejun a while to open his eyes and see that the sleazy guy was now lying motionless on the ground, no telling if he was dead or alive, while Liu Hun…

had already started drinking erguotou!

“Come on!

Sit here!” Liu Hun gestured to Tang Dejun with a wave of his hand.

Tang Dejun, scared out of his wits, cautiously sat down opposite Liu Hun, praying fervently that Huang Xiaofeng, who was surely hiding somewhere watching secretly, would come to his rescue.

“Did you get Liu Erhu and Zhang Daniu to poison the Black Pig?” Liu Hun asked, tossing a peanut into his mouth with a crisp crunch.

“No, no, no!

I was just running errands for someone!” Tang Dejun knew Liu Hun’s reputation all too well to dare take the blame for this.

“Two questions.

Who put you up to this?

Besides Liu Erhu and Zhang Daniu, who else did you bribe?” Liu Hun asked with a cold expression.

Tang Dejun frantically scanned his surroundings, finding no sign of Huang Xiaofeng appearing to save him, and gritted his teeth, “It was…

Huang Xiaofeng!

The guy who used to cause trouble in the village ahead!

Besides Zhang Daniu and Liu Erhu, I haven’t bribed anyone else.

I don’t know if Huang Xiaofeng did!”

Liu Hun squeezed a peanut and threw it onto the sleazy man lying on the ground like a dead dog, then asked Tang Dejun, “Guess whether he’s dead or alive now?

You only get one chance!”

Tang Dejun’s brain suddenly exploded.

He had never seen a dead person, let alone someone punched to death!

With a “whoosh,” Tang Dejun wet himself and scrambled to Liu Hun’s feet, pleading, “Please…

don’t kill me!

I beg you, don’t kill me!”

“Smack!” Liu Hun kicked Tang Dejun to the ground and pointed at him, “Speak!

Where is Huang Xiaofeng?”

Tang Dejun shook his head hurriedly, “I…

I don’t know!

I really don’t know where he is.”

“Then how does he keep in touch with you?” Liu Hun pressed, having overheard Tang Dejun’s conversation with the sleazy man before entering, it was true he heard Huang Xiaofeng was covertly manipulating him.

“He…” Tang Dejun stammered in terror, wildly pointing at the walls, “He’s hiding behind some room here!

He…

he must be listening to our conversation right now!”

“So…

is he in this room, controlling you with his voice?” Liu Hun squinted at Tang Dejun, not waiting for an answer before scolding him, “Are you bullshitting me here?!

Using fantasy novel tricks to fool me?

Does Huang Xiaofeng have that ability?

If you don’t tell the truth, it’s really just your own bad luck.”

Tang Dejun was in agony, feeling as if he’d eaten a bitter herb.

With the warmth still between his legs, he wailed at Liu Hun, “It’s true!

I swear!

I’m telling nothing but the truth!

Uncle, you…”

“Ha ha ha ha…”

As Tang Dejun begged pitifully, a scornful laugh suddenly echoed from behind a wall somewhere nearby.

“Huang Xiaofeng?!” Liu Hun had already guessed it, scanning his surroundings only to find no trace of anyone.

It seemed Tang Dejun was indeed telling the truth!

The bad guys in the city were quite a few notches above those in the sticks, at least they could come up with some novel tricks.

Liu Hun mused this excitedly, it had been a long time since he’d come across a worthy opponent to spar with for a few rounds.

“Liu Hun, oh Liu Hun!

You didn’t see this coming, did you?

I, Huang Xiaofeng, am back!

As for Tang Dejun, this useless trash, if you feel like killing him, do it!

After all, you’ve already killed one!

Just go ahead and report it to the court, you’ll definitely get the death penalty!”

“No!” Tang Dejun panicked, not caring about the mess in his pants, he frantically stood up and banged on the walls around him, shouting madly, “Huang Xiaofeng!

You son of a bitch!

You cursed cretin!

Come out!

Come out!”

“Ha ha ha…” A brazen laugh resounded from somewhere elusive as Huang Xiaofeng taunted Liu Hun, “So, Liu Hun, you think you’re tough?

You think you’ve got the chops?

Come on, then!

Hit me!

I’m right here!

Waiting for you to come and hit me!

Hit me!

I’m itching all over, just waiting for you to strike!”

“Huang Xiaofeng, do you really think I can’t find you?” Liu Hun smiled faintly and spoke into the void.