The Female Cannon Fodder With Boundless Merits -
Chapter 621 - 625: Scandalous Queen (26)
Chapter 621: Chapter 625: Scandalous Queen (26)
"You, you, you, right... you, the monkey with the white-tipped tail."
"You’re not being very particular, are you? Can anything be used to hold fruit?"
And Da Pan and Xue Guo were nearly passing out.
These items, they were all familiar, just recently worn by their respective owners.
The small handkerchief belonged to Xu Xiaoqing around his neck, the coat was Wang Bai’s, and the shoes... were Lang Erping’s.
Had they also turned into bandits? Had they gone out and robbed a bunch of items to bring back?
The monkey singled out by Su Li looked dejected, but then it suddenly seemed to remember a good idea.
It chirped and grumbled at Su Li, and after a while, it came out with a black jar in its mouth.
Su Li’s eyes lit up instantly.
"I have a feeling, if there’s food, how could there be no drink?"
"Stop it, I’m really scared of your ’I have a feeling’ now, it’s toxic."
"Toxic + ID number."
In just a short amount of time, after so many shocks, Da Pan and Xue Guo had rapidly learned to keep silent.
When Su Li opened the black jar brought over by the monkey, a fragrant aroma of wine permeated the air.
With the mildly intoxicating sweet scent, just smelling it made one yearn for a taste.
Even someone like Xue Guo, who wasn’t keen on alcohol, subconsciously licked his lips in longing.
"Monkey Wine, not bad."
With fruits and drinks available, Su Li and the other two quickly found an open spot and sat down.
The glutton inside Da Pan’s belly was fully enticed, forgetting about the handkerchiefs, coats, shoes, and whatever the owners had gone through...
Leisurely eating fruit and drinking fine wine, with the cleverest monkeys pulling large leaves to fan them from behind.
Such a blissful life...
In stark contrast to the comfortable days of Su Li and company was the group previously with Lang Erping.
Meanwhile, the live stream’s audience was in an uproar.
Their idolized goddess was suffering hardships while Su Li and his group were enjoying themselves...
Resentment and injustice bubbled up from everywhere.
The cute monkeys in the eyes of Su Li, Da Pan, and Xue Guo became bad monkeys and malicious monkeys in the eyes of Lang Erping’s group.
Not only did they thoroughly rummage through their belongings, but they also snatched some of their spoils.
Even the monkeys dared to bully them on this small island.
After separating from Su Li, under Lang Erping’s direction, they had gathered many branches and leaves, and the group had worked hard to build a not so sturdy shelter.
Barring any accidents, it was sufficient for temporary lodging.
Just completing this task left them panting and exhausted, especially Lang Erping, who had done the most work.
He used to talk a big game, but when it came to actually getting his hands dirty, that’s when he realized how simple theory was and how difficult practice could be.
But he saw Qingqing making it look so easy...
And she was a woman.
Sometimes, one must acknowledge the importance of innate talent.
But all their efforts from the past few hours came to nothing once this band of bandit monkeys arrived.
The monkeys emerged from nowhere, and upon seeing them, they not only stole but also wreaked havoc, leaving with a few contemptuous and provocative glances as they departed.
The gaze of that largest monkey at the end must have meant what he thought it did just now.
They were even despised by a beast...
Lang Erping was frustrated beyond words, but stamping his feet in anger did nothing to help.
In this world, he had no martial arts skills to rely on, and frankly, his physical fitness was only slightly better than that of an average person, not by much.
Wielding a picked-up stick with a threatening air achieved nothing but an empty display of aggression.
The big monkey wasn’t scared at all, mimicking them by dancing and gesturing in response.
You’d think after stealing their stuff and destroying part of their shelter that would be enough.
But no, these monkeys, as if they were possessed, held a grudge after Zeng Yan and Wang Bai furiously cursed them a few times.
The monkeys clinging to the branches took bites of fruit and began throwing it down at them.
It’s said that after the founding of the country, animals shouldn’t become spirits, but these monkeys didn’t follow rules at all.
Fortunately, just as abruptly as they arrived, the monkeys left just as quickly.
If this torment had lasted any longer, there would be no need to do anything.
Just call it game over already...
Tomorrow’s entertainment news would read: On the first day of the latest wilderness survival show, two-thirds of the guests were injured and had to terminate the show prematurely...
Just think about it, that would be so wild.
Lang Erping and the others were all left dirty and disheveled.
After the monkeys dispersed, those who initially preserved their image despite working hard now looked so disarrayed they could join a beggar gang without seeming out of place.
Wang Bai’s coat was stolen, his shirt underneath was torn, and his forehead was smeared with juice from some fruit.
His expression was as dark as the underside of a pot, his fingers clenched tightly into fists at his side.
He punched a tree trunk and spat out fiercely, "Dammit..."
And Xie Susu, with fear in her eyes, was no better off; her beautiful long hair was a mess like a bird’s nest, and her delicate makeup was smeared by tears.
When genuinely frightened, she could no longer maintain her public image and cried out instinctively.
The threat she faced this time was not something that could be compared to any pre-rehearsed scenes.
In front of her were untamed animals with sharp teeth and claws.
A single swipe could potentially scar her face.
"They say Xie Susu is composed and doesn’t panic in the face of trouble... but how come I see her courage is even less than that amateur Xu Xiaoqing over there?"
"Don’t talk smack from up there. If you were to face wild monkeys and not be scared, then come talk."
"The production team, get out here. I understand it’s a survival show, but you can’t put the guests’ safety at risk, can you? Didn’t you survey the terrain and environment thoroughly beforehand? How could you have missed a monkey troop this size without taking any precautions?"
Inside the production team, the chief director broke out in a cold sweat, having never expected such an incident to occur.
This situation was considered a serious accident, but fortunately, Wang Bai, Xie Susu, and their group suffered only minor injuries and no serious harm.
"Call the person responsible for the site inspection over here, what kind of job did he do, not to report such a big group of monkeys?"
The chief director roared in hindsight.
The assistant director, also wiping the sweat from his forehead, replied tentatively and with curiosity: "I personally followed up on this matter. At that time, we didn’t detect any anomalies, we checked the entire island and found no trace of these monkeys."
"I have no idea where they suddenly popped up from."
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