The Female Cannon Fodder With Boundless Merits
Chapter 620 - 624: Scandalous Queen (25)

Chapter 620: Chapter 624: Scandalous Queen (25)

Da Pan and Xue Guo were scared out of their wits by Su Li’s lame joke.

"Don’t scare people; my guts weren’t thickened by fright."

Su Li looked puzzled, "Scare you? Why would I scare you guys?"

With a trembling voice, Xue Guo interjected, "You said something... was bringing us food..."

Su Li replied, "Oh, I was just talking nonsense."

Xue Guo and Da Pan truly wanted to spray a mouthful of salty soda water onto Su Li.

Da Pan’s face tightened seriously, "Some things really aren’t a joking matter."

Before Da Pan could finish his lecture, suddenly a series of rustling sounds came from all around them.

It seemed as if some strange thing was approaching them.

Su Li said with interest, "Here it comes, little bro."

Not only were Da Pan and Xue Guo terrified, but the hearts of the viewers in the live stream were once again suspended in mid-air.

"Children should not speak of spirits and chaos, no offense, no offense."

The comment section of the live stream was uniformly filled with a row of "Great fortune and great luck."

Just as Da Pan and Xue Guo’s hearts were about to leap out of their throats, the true faces emerged from the shaking bushes and branches.

A group of monkeys...

The strongest-looking one, seemingly the leader or Monkey King, cocked its head and curiously looked over at Su Li and the others.

They were not afraid of people, staring straight at the humans that appeared before them.

Seeing this, Da Pan and Xue Guo let out a long sigh of relief; it wasn’t... that thing.

Although the group of monkeys looked untamed and somewhat dangerous, they were still better than... the other possibility.

However, it seemed they relaxed too soon; Miss Su Li always played her cards in an unorthodox manner.

Su Li placed her hands on her hips, faced the group of monkeys, and suddenly shouted with great momentum, "This is a stick-up!"

"What is this absurd humor, I’m dying of laughter, this girl doesn’t have a brain problem, right?"

Wave after wave of Su Li’s outrageous actions left many viewers with a very poor impression of her.

Overly exaggerated and awkward performances...

Many thought this girl definitely harbored ambitions to break into the entertainment industry.

Without the matching comedic talent, she was eager to be the first to jump out and show off her individuality, easily overexerting herself.

In the comment section, a continuous stream of mocking and degrading words appeared.

However, there was also an extremely small portion of viewers who still maintained their sanity and did not judge Su Li’s behavior.

They always felt this girl was toxic.

Always when everyone was slandering and mocking her, then she would quickly turn the tables and prove them wrong.

She clearly was the least experienced guest, but she had the most gossip and controversial issues around her of anyone.

No one could make heads or tails of it, but the most mystical event in history still unfolded.

The Monkey King blinked its eyes, and in Xue Guo and Da Pan’s disbelief, thinking they were seeing illusions, it slowly stretched out its hand.

Then, it offered up the apple it had bitten into, handing it over to Su Li.

The other big and small monkeys around, following the lead, reluctantly yet still handed over the fruits in their hands and mouths.

What a devastating robbery this was...

The heartless woman actually did something like this to a monkey.

Su Li really pulled off such a ridiculous heist on a troop of monkeys, and what was most important, she succeeded.

All the monkeys actually cooperated with her, handing over their food.

Da Pan and Xue Guo couldn’t care less about their image anymore, their eyes wide and mouths agape, their facial expressions twisted.

Su Li kicked at a gnawed fruit on the ground with the tip of her foot, still dribbling with saliva, and curled her lips with disdain, "This is just too shabby, isn’t it? Only a few shoddy fruits to send me off?"

Picking and choosing from the food offered by the monkeys, Su Li selected a few fruits that were intact in appearance, "Negative review, not up to par."

Along with Su Li’s words, a humanized expression of annoyance and shame appeared in the Monkey King’s eyes. He acted just like a human, wringing his hands, bowing his head, looking very embarrassed.

"Fine, let’s not make this a habit, okay?" Su Li bit into the large fruit in her hand, the sweet taste brightening her mood somewhat. She then stuffed her mouth so full that her cheeks bulged, and with muffled speech, she said to the monkeys gathered around,

"Good Lord, there’s something fishy about this group of monkeys... they couldn’t have been specifically planted by the crew, could they?"

If it were in a zoo, the domesticated monkeys might comply with humans to perform a series of comical reactions, but wild monkeys...

Anyway, they didn’t believe it.

Did the production team take them for fools, bluffing so blatantly? Even such flagrant cheating had occurred; it was simply intolerable.

Another storm of abuse broke upon Su Li, but this time, the crew members faced the same treatment as her.

From the chief director to the most ordinary staff member of the column team, they were all scolded viciously by a group of indignant viewers.

Su Li, however, was oblivious to the curses, no matter how vile; she couldn’t hear them.

But it was different for the crew; they had been constantly monitoring the project and naturally heard every protest and curse word uttered against them.

The chief director was both angry and aggrieved; he certainly didn’t have the brains to dig his own grave like this.

Even if something was rigged, the chance wouldn’t fall on an amateur.

What happened next no longer surprised Da Pan and Xue Guo.

Even now, if Su Li told them that the monkeys in front of them could talk, they wouldn’t be affected anymore.

Lucky for them to have strong hearts; otherwise... with one shock after another, it would have been a miracle not to have a heart attack on the spot.

The Monkey King raised his neck high and let out a series of loud calls all around.

Then the monkey troop split into several different teams and quickly disappeared among the branches and trunks.

Only a few mother monkeys with their babies remained.

The Monkey King, too, had vanished.

Before long, the monkeys that had disappeared reappeared one by one, and they placed various types of fruits they carried at Su Li’s feet.

It was the most absurd thing for the Monkey King, whose performance had the most sense of ceremony.

In his hands, not only were the fruits large and fresh, but he also thoughtfully put them in a woven grass hat.

Hmm, not bad, quite a conscientious monkey.

Su Li nodded in approval, immediately causing the great monkey to dance and call out excitedly with a series of "Zhi Zhi" sounds.

"Hey, this grass hat... Isn’t that the one Xie Susu was wearing on her head? How did it end up in the monkeys’ hands?"

Da Pan reached out to take the grass hat to have a closer look, but then...

"Zhi Zhi Zhi Zhi..." The shrill call nearly burst everyone’s eardrums, as the Monkey King bared his sharp teeth menacingly at Da Pan.

Caught off guard by the sudden scare, Da Pan fell on his backside on the ground, quite an embarrassing scene.

Then...

A small square scarf, a jacket torn with holes, a backpack... and even a stinky shoe... were also presented one by one as "tributes" to Su Li.