The Cannon Fodder in the Global Apocalypse Game lives a leisurely life -
Chapter 150: Spring Water Business
Chapter 150: Spring Water Business
Li Chunhua slapped her thigh. It’s working! "Happy Fat Water..." She persevered again.
"Me done..." Long Haoran walked out with a pot on his hand and placed in front of boss.
The mosquito queen snapped out of the Happy Fat Water spell after smelling the disgusting scent and when it saw the newcomer, one of its legs moved.
However, it stopped and shuddered when it saw a huge pan materialized from its hand. "No! Spare me!"
Its request for leniency was cut off short because Li Chunhua opened its mouth with both of her hands before exclaiming, "Say Ahh!"
"Ahhh!" The boss let out a shrilling scream of pure agony as Long Haoran poured the contents on its mouth burning its throat.
A minute later...
[Congratulations for Player Anonymous 1 for the second player to successfully kill a Hidden Elite Boss. Rewarding 1500 Earth Points, and a gold chest.]
"Me...Looks like it’s effective." Long Haoran mumbled before shoving the chest on the woman. "Me...will compensate you for the experience points in some other way."
"I don’t want any of that!" Li Chunhua gently pushed the chest back to the man.
"Me ask...what you want?"
Li Chunhua gazed down at the loots and pointed at the Happy Fat Water can. "That!" It really worked! From now on, she will chant the Happy Fat Water spell before killing monsters.
Long Haoran traced her finger and frowned.
In the next moment, Li Chunhua’s arms were stuffed with so many things including the coke.
"Wait, Chef Long."
"Me...let’s go..." Long Haoran didn’t turn around and wanted to get out this place after accomplishing his purpose but he was blocked by the people.
"Please Sir, take us in!" All the people prostrated themselves on the ground ignoring the mud and begged Long Haoran after knowing he was Anonymous 1, one of the players that slayed the Bull Boss. With him as the leader, their survival will increase.
Long Haoran only took a detour and bypassed them and stopped at a corner to wait for the woman.
He could barely take care of himself and his brother and these people wanted to place responsibility on him? He doesn’t have time and energy for that.
Long Haoran’s rejection prompted Meng Chu and others to start self-promoting activities. From the agriculture field, to fishing, to laundry, to entertainment industry, tailoring, they listed their careers experiences...
Li Chunhua who had Fairy godmother Siri with her wasn’t moved a bit until...
"I know how to cook!" Aunt He exclaimed.
Long Haoran had a bad feeling about this.
"I’ll take you in! I’ll take you in!" Li Chunhua offered immediately while admiring Aunt He like she’s a can of Happy Fat Water. Another cook! If she had two, then won’t she be able to eat two times more each meal. Baozi, you’re so smart!
Long Haoran: "..." Sure enough.
Meng Chu and others retrieved their attention from Long Haoran and to the woman before a screen appeared in front of them that made their eyes widened as saucers.
[Player Little Baozi invites you to her territory, Salted Fish. Do you agree?]
[If you agreed, you will no longer be a resident of the Boundless Hope and will be a probationary resident of the Salted Fish and have to accumulate enough points to raise your status.]
Baozi is a woman?
All players didn’t even read the second part and agreed immediately.
Heck, every player wanted to ride on Baozi’s coattails. Only a fool would refuse!
The name of the territory on their personal screens changed to Salted Fish and the Boundless Territory was dissolved and territory crystals flew back to everyone’s hand.
[Team mode disabled.]
[Party mode is disabled.]
[Your right to establish territory had been revoked.]
[You will be under Player Baozi’s jurisdiction from now on.]
[Your territory crystal will no longer be functional.]
The territory crystals in their hands turned to speckles of light and dispersed in the air like fairy dusts.
The people followed their traces until they could no longer see it.
"Baozi, it’s me, Ten Thousand Autumns!" Meng Chu introduced himself after retrieving his attention from the crystal.
Li Chunhua’s eyes lit up. "Oh, it’s you Uncle Supplier!" She cast them a dirt dispelling spell before extending her hand. "Nice to meet you."
The players were startled when the mud on them vanished. They stood up and checked themselves.
Meng Chu wiped his hand on his shirt before shaking Baozi’s. "Thank you so much."
The others followed suit and also thanked Li Chunhua.
While Li Chunhua returned her gaze on Aunt He. The latter flashed a grateful smile.
Long Haoran watched this from the sidelines still deep in his thoughts.
Long Haoran quickened his pace, returned to the Forbidden Zone to replenish his stock of pesticide ingredients and once done, Li Chunhua asked him to enlarge his frying pan.
Long Haoran was confused but still complied.
After a few minutes, the thirteen people including Long Haoran were grabbing the edges of the frying pan tightly while a certain someone was leaping from tree to tree, covering a distance of fifty meters per second.
"Are you alright?" Li Chunhua asked in the midst and all she received was barfing noises. Guess not...
Long Haoran closed his eyes and endured the noises beside him. He only opened them when they arrived at the mountaintop.
"We’re here."
"Bleurgh."
"Bluergh."
Meng Chu and the rest found a spot.
Li Chunhua cast a dirt dispelling spell on them again, on Chef Long and the pan who was complaining at its treatment. It can’t believe that it was actually used as a transportation tool!
Long Haoran noticed the newly-added well. He crossed the bridge and examined the water.
[Basic Appraisal Skill Activated]
[Pure Spring Water
-Safe to drink and grants random stats from long-term consumption.]
He threw the bucket and spanned the handle on the side of the roof support. His eyes were drawn on the clear water. Cupping a small handful of water from the bucket, he took a sip before taking out a barrel.
He filled it up before sending it to his brother.
[You’ve got one barrel of water.]
Long Zurui stopped for a second and climbed of the unfinished cellar.
[Great Romantic Sage]: Thank you brother, you’re the best! Muah!
Long Haoran closed the tab and resumed filling the rest of the eight barrels he ordered from different players.
Meanwhile on Li Chunhua’s side, after the new residents recovered, they turned around and were stunned.
"Woah!"
"Brother Siri!" Li Chunhua’s figure flashed and reappeared with an Elf sitting on chair and still holding a stack of papers on his hands.
"Master?"
"Brother Siri, I leave the new probationary residents to you."
Siri wanted to complain but when he heard that there will be more workers...I mean probationary residents, he tossed the chair and beamed them a professional smile melting the ladies’ hearts in an instant. "Welcome to the Salted Fish Territory."
"What a handsome boy!"
"Auntie, it’s an elf!"
"He’s so handsome!"
Meanwhile, Li Chunhua rushed to the well and started another money-making business.
[Little Baozi]: Let’s start!
[Player Hua]: Okay
"Me...help you." Long Haoran offered and dropped back the bucket.
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Amidst the heated discussion about the Secret Realm’s opening tonight and the Global Boss’ Announcements was Player Hua’s post about the selling of drinkable water for cheap copper coins.
It instantly garnered a lot of attention and Li Chunhua was swarmed with orders.
"Money!" She rubbed her hand before taking out the customers’ containers sent by Player Hua.
Long Haoran didn’t speak but his gaze unconsciously lingered on the woman’s face while spinning the wooden handle.
(Little Baozi: Thank you for the lovely gifts dearies, mischeng_2044, HanaHime, irdpgirl. (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ))
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