The Cannon Fodder in the Global Apocalypse Game lives a leisurely life
Chapter 122: Martial Aunt Elga, the Trouble Maker

Chapter 122: Martial Aunt Elga, the Trouble Maker

The edge of his lips was subtlely curled, and his eyes were slightly glowed.

If the two chibis were around, they would squeal.

"Anyway, where’s your territory?" Li Chunhua diverted the topic.

Long Haoran honestly told its location, which should be around a kilometer east of the mountain top. He described the place in great detail.

"Wait..." Li Chunhua’s head was in a dizzy state. "Just lead the way."

"Alright." Long Haoran agreed and lifted his feet. The faint smile on his lips hadn’t gone.

The two walked out of the territory and met with the probationary residents and scarecrow, surprising Long Haoran once again. His evaluation of the gang leader rose, especially when he saw the fortifications.

Li Chunhua was overjoyed that the bridge was done and the only one left was the gate.

"I will be departing for a while. Take good care of the territory."

Fern and the others nodded and bid her goodbye, while tied-up Huo Yan’s heart was leaping in joy.

Long Haoran caught this in the corner of his eyes, and the elf’s face resurfaced in his mind.

With everything settled, the two continued their journey. Just a few minutes in, Li Chunhua stopped in her tracks, suddenly feeling that she seemed to forget something.

What is it? She racked her brains.

Long Haoran glanced at the orange hue in the sky. "If we don’t hurry up, we will miss dinner time."

Li Chunhua instantly regained her senses. Anyway, it shouldn’t be important.

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In the Salted Fish Territory, a few minutes after Li Chunhua descended down the mountain, the elf went to check the defense of the base, and when he saw the foreign races, his eyes became vigilant, and not long after 10 more scarecrows or wannabe wolves were tied to the trees, howling from pain.

Fern and the others who were beaten badly: (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

Huo Yan clamped his mouth shut. He initially wanted to instigate a rebellion among his former natives, but his malicious intentions dispersed when he witnessed the one-sided beatings.

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As the two continued in their journey, time was ticking, and Li Chunhua, who was bothered by the notion of missing dinner, suggested to her Lackey chef that he should climb her back so their trip would be faster.

Long Haoran’s brain replayed her speed as comparable to that of a top-brand race car and agreed, which he soon regretted deeply.

"Bleurgh." Long Haoran’s pressed both palms on a tree while vomiting on the bushes. The scenery before his eyes was spinning at a fast rate. "Bleurgh." His pallor and lips were pale from the sonic ride.

He wanted to smack himself for agreeing. "Bleurgh...Bleurgh."

Li Chunhua was behind him, two meters away. "Are you okay?" She asked, and the response she got was her lackey chef’s musical barfing noises. She scratched her head in awkwardness and guilt.

She hadn’t fully comprehended the technique of sword flight; that’s why she can only provide land transportation.

Long Haoran’s horrible vomit episode continued worrying Li Chunhua. She approached the long guy before taking out the ginseng. "Eat this, and maybe you’ll get better."

A ginseng?

Long Haoran recovered instantly at the sight of the ginger. His soup has been lacking in taste because of this.

He carefully took it from Li Chunhua’s hand before storing it inside his inventory while searching for soup recipes in his mind, completely ignoring the herb description.

In his mind, it was no different from ginger bought in the market, whether it was a thousand years old or even more.

Li Chunhua looked at the energetic man who was vomiting to death a while ago: "..." So, he’s just pretending? Hey, can you give back my ginseng?

Noticing her expression, Long Haoran remembered his rude behavior and explained, "The ginseng is good for soup."

Soup?

Li Chunhua wiped the corner of her mouth before she took out her remaining ginseng. "I got more."

Surprised, he almost called out someone ’Grandpa’ . Long Haoran’s hands swiftly seized them.

[Score board of Unintentional Scamming: Long Haoran: 1, Li Chunhua: 0]

Long Haoran’s impression of the gang leader changed again. It went from a strong, wealthy woman to a mobile supermarket.

After round one of benefit distribution, the two resumed their journey. Long Haoran chose a secluded corner densely packed with trees in the terrain as a natural fortification.

He left marks on the trees so that he would not get lost. Following these tiny knife marks, he found the correct path.

Li Chunhua followed behind him, briefly observing the environment. Strangely, there were no newbie monsters hindering them.

Long Haoran also noticed it. While at it, he saw shoe prints and traces of the narrow dirt road. He stopped and used a different path through the lush, waist-tall shrubberies. He crouched down and crawled, moving while hiding his body behind the foliage. The obedient tail followed along.

"Are we there yet?" Li Chunhua asked.

"Duck down and be quiet," Long Haoran whispered.

Li Chunhua obeyed, albeit confused. Did he see the boss whose meat is suitable for grilling?

Suddenly, Long Haoran heard a rustling sound from his right. He carefully crawled, created a small gap in the bush, and peeked through the gap. Immediately he saw four players, crouching too while gazing ahead in the direction of his territory.

His gaze went cold.

Li Chunhua suddenly felt the temperature in her surroundings drop. "What is it?" She inquired before sticking her face on the bush, and she saw the same four players or campers.

(A/N: Campers- Slang for players hiding in bushes to ambush other players.)

"What are they doing?" Li Chunhua mumbled in a low voice.

"I don’t know..." Long Haoran heard a tiny sound. He retrieved his attention from the potential threats, planning to discuss a countermeasure with his gang leader, but the latter was gone from his side and only left a hole where she was supposed to be.

Long Haoran: "..."

Where is she? Did an earth monster dig a tunnel and swallow her? Long Haoran instantly searched around and in the hole.

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Four boys, armed with their white-quality daggers and bows, observed the territory. They had been here for hours, but the owner of the territory had not come out.

"What are you looking for?"

Serbi, one of the four campers, was deeply focused on his task, and his subconscious mind answered the question, failing to sense the additional presence on his right: "We’re waiting for the owner."

"What are you going to do with him?"

"Are you stupid? Of course, we are going to snatch his supplies!" Serbi replied with arrogance.

Suddenly, his right shoulder became freezing cold.

He spun his neck and screamed in fright when he saw a face smudged with mud. "You! How did you get here?"

His shout attracted the other three’s attention, and the leader yelled, "Attack!"

The sounds of something hard hitting the flesh and pig-like screams echoed in the forest.

When Long Haoran was finally able to reach the other end of the tunnel, he saw the process of how his gang leader undressed four males, leaving only their boxer shorts before tying them to the trees.

Long Haoran: "..."

"You’re here!" Li Chunhua patted the dust on her hands before greeting her lackey chef.

"Please let us go! We’re good kids, and we will do anything you want!"

"Muddy, I mean Pretty Lady, we haven’t eaten since morning, which is why we decided to be robbers. Please be...eh?"

Their pleads didn’t continue because the ground suddenly shook like there was an earthquake. Everyone heard the sound of loud inhuman menacing growl before they noticed something from a distance knocking trees on its wake.

Li Chunhua used qi to enhance her vision and was able to see Martial Aunt Elga being chased by a big, big, BIG Bull.

(＠_＠;)

A few seconds after, she turned away, reassuring herself that she didn’t see anything. It was just a figment of her imagination. Right, it was just her imagination...

But contrary to her, Martial Aunt Elga was able to see her irksome figure from the distance and without any hesitation, lured the big bull to her direction.

Ha ha ha! Fake Old Witch, let’s suffer together!

Li Chunhua: (￣﹏￣;) This trouble maker Martial Aunt!