The Cannon Fodder in the Global Apocalypse Game lives a leisurely life -
Chapter 115: Curiosity kills the Cats
Chapter 115: Curiosity kills the Cats
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Three pairs of eyes gazed down on the damaged crystal under Li Chunhua’s foot.
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[Azure Essence Orb: Gold-Grade (Damaged)]
Damaged?
They sucked in a huge mouthful of cold air.
With the deactivation of the barrier, the territory was vulnerable to all attacks from the hostile forces.
Li Chunhua, after realizing what she had done, went to pick up the damaged crystal that was leaking blue energy with her trembling hands. The sound of the crystal shattering under her stomp repeated in her head in a broken loop, stinging her salted fish heart.
"Master, we’re going....to die." Little Mantou slumped his buttocks on the ground and wailed.
Siri massaged his temples because his head was aching from thinking about how to resolve this.
Little Ginseng, after seeing the coast was clear, approached the three. "Ji ji ji." (Master, what’s wrong?)
Its rooty arms flailed to attract Li Chunhua’s attention, but the latter was solely focused on the broken crystal.
Li Chunhua tried injecting the crystal with her qi essences, and it merged with the essence, bringing her surprise because the two energies didn’t clash, but with the orb’s ability to store energy gone, her qi also leaked from the cracks.
Thousands of thoughts of a dumpling being stirred and boiled in a hotpot with many chopsticks fighting over it were swirling in her head.
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It was at this moment that she knew she f*cked up, and the dumpling that didn’t want to be boiled in the hotpot instantly tossed the damaged orb inside her inventory. And does all salted fishes hated the most, it was to WORK!
With so much regret welling deep inside, she rushed toward the forest.
The statement ’curiosity kills the cat’ is so true, and Li Chunhua had never had the urge to beat herself badly until this moment.
Don’t underestimate salted fish when they are motivated or feel threatened. They can be turned into a one-man construction team anytime just to preserve their comfortable lives.
Under Siri, Little Mantou, and Little Ginseng’s shock gazes, a certain someone ran to the forest and began to uproot six-meter trees, replanting them in front of the fences on all four corners like mushrooms.
Li Chunhua finished one layer of the tree wall, and the images of ’dumpling hotpot’ still remained. She replanted another layer, but the dumpling floating on a pot of red soup didn’t go away.
Only when the forest one would stumble upon, leading to the mountain top within half a kilometer reduced was bald and the wall was 20 layers thick, Li Chunhua’s anxious heart was eased.
"What do you think, Brother Siri? "Li Chunhua asked, looking at her work. Now, only she needed to worry about airstrikes and underground in case there were other moles out there.
Siri, Little Mantou, and Little Ginseng looked at the innovative defense wall that turned their territory into a forest fortress and unconsciously clapped, "Master, you’re such a genius!" The three praised her simultaneously.
"With this, we can rub the trunk of the trees with poison or grow thorny poisonous vines around them to deter enemies, and if we carefully trim the excess branches on top, we can use them as arrow loops and watch towers..." Siri kept spouting his ideas with enthusiasm.
But Li Chunhua wasn’t satisfied with the wall and began thinking of making sharp staves for her trenches and traps, following Brother Siri’s advice.
Now that the trees weren’t obstructing their view, it was nice to go foraging for herbs. But first, Siri needed to drag the cheat and the luck magnet to his foraging team; otherwise, even when this world ends, he will not find a single stalk of herb.
Meanwhile, in a certain small stream, there was a little loli picking up stones. Elga took off her boots and rolled her sleeves before dipping her feet into them.
[You’ve got a unit of stone.]
[You’ve got a unit of stone.]
Her face was distorted into dissatisfaction, and often she would hurl the stones she found to hit the trunks of the trees nearby, imagining them as the fake old witch. The trees shook after receiving her attack.
"Old Fake Witch, when I become powerful and find a better axe, I’ll challenge you! "She let out a laugh at the end after triggering her eight-grader syndrome.
While at it, a man with a bandana on his head happened to pass by and saw her figure. Apart from admiring beautiful ladies, Hou Yan was also an otaku who liked loli anime characters the most, and when seeing the Little Loli on the stream dressed in gothic clothes, his otaku heart raced fast.
It’s a live little loli!
He slowly approached the loli with malicious intention before taking out his dagger.
Elga, who sensed a stranger’s presence, spun her neck around, and her swelling, pig-like face with bumps on her head shattered Huo Yan’s loli fantasies.
"Ah! Pig-faced monster!" He unconsciously exclaimed before he scrambled back to the direction of his territory.
Pig-faced Monster?
A certain loli, still in her grumpy state, heard the shout and saw the dagger in the man’s hand and the light in her eyes was set ablaze.
A large battle axe bigger than her by two times appeared on Loli’s hands, scaring Hou Yan, who was running away out of his wits. "You dare call me a pig-faced monster!"
Hou Yan ran ahead and never looked back, but Loli Elga was faster than him and outpaced him by a few seconds.
The large axe held by the pig, Loli, was swung at his side.
"Eek!" Huo Yan’s face drained of color, and his body dropped to the ground, fainting from excessive fright. The axe hit the air, producing a silver-light arc. One could hear the piercing noise as the blade cut the air.
If Hou Yan hadn’t fainted at the right moment, the short-tempered Loli’s axe might have claimed his life.
Loli’s foot stepped on the man’s crotch and slowly crushed it. Like Li Chunhua, this loli also hated scum, and she always preferred to make their balls into sashimi and mashed potatoes.
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