The Cannon Fodder in the Global Apocalypse Game lives a leisurely life
Chapter 113: Love is also a Battlefield

Chapter 113: Love is also a Battlefield

Inside the main residence, Lu Jingnan and his team were seated in the living room. Their fatigue debuff had not yet vanished after grinding levels in the morning. Yesterday, they were busy rescuing people and chopping woods for the territory.

They hadn’t had time to upgrade their levels, and have lag behind most of the teams.

The average able-bodied player’s level at this time should be around 2 to 3, but most of them were only halfway to level 2, with the exception of Lu Jingnan, who was at the peak of level 2. The rest of the civilians were stuck on Level 1.

Lu Jingnan had sharp senses. He had an inkling that if he didn’t increase the team’s combat power, it would pose a threat to the upcoming days.

While so many players have sent Lu Jingnan messages for an in-depth talk, there are also players who doubt the authenticity of their claims and are bashing them on the global chat.

[Ink on the paper]: Are you sure you are referring to actual defensive tactics and not some gaming experience about RPG-game territorial wars?

[5830–33]: People’s lives are at stake in your little games of making profits from false information. Where is your conscience?

"Si, the job of entertaining pre-questions will be given to you." Lu Jingnan’s brows furrowed when he saw these and asked his most charismatic junior to take over the global chat’s aspect before resuming filtering out customers.

[Brother Niu]: How much for an hour of lessons?

[Beef Noodles]: Are you tackling battle tactics too? I want a detailed guide and not some noobish concept.

The man named Si patted his chest and reassured Lu Jingnan that he would do the job, turning these skeptics into patrons. Although he was not versed in the art of war compared to Lu Jingnan, he was a smooth talker.

The bullet screens in the world were boiling with cynicism. It was inevitable since these players were very careful with their supplies.

You can’t be certain that all those who sell their expertise and knowledge are genuine. Some people would lie to take advantage of others’ desperate situations and make money.

[I seek enlightenment]: We are from the famous Falcon Squad from Country Z. Plenty of you should have heard of our leader, Lu Jingnan, the youngest general in Country Z. If you buy lessons from us, we can assure you that the future of your survival is clearer than your love lives.

This statement earned numerous laughs, and some even made fun of it.

[Seafood Noodles]: Sorry, enlightenment brother, my love life is zero, and so I’m not a bit enthusiastic about your business. It only makes my teeth itch.

[Hopelessly Romantic]: Brother, please don’t remind me of it. My heart only ached after I remembered my less than three-month-old relationships in the past.

[Brother knows it all]: Count me in! I’m signing up for whatever sh*t this is!

[I seek enlightenment]: Brother knows it all has the heart of a true lover, unlike others. That’s why your love life is hopeless, hopeless, hopeless, and hopeless.

Hey! Can you not stab our broken hearts like that? A lot of single players who had been hit by enlightenment’s reality slaps barked back and tried to persuade Brother, who knows it all from being led by his nose.

But Brother knows it all was occupied with the pursuit of love and went to seek some players’ counsel for the past hours, but no one was able to make him successfully gain a certain kitty’s love. He was on running on his last lap.

My brother knows it all, and I seek enlightenment and begin to converse privately.

[Brother knows it all]: Hey man, are you sure you can make my love life flourish?

[I seek enlightenment]: Yes, I can, but pay up first.

[Brother knows it all]: Can I not? How about pre-lesson?

[I seek enlightenment]: Brother, if you’re a man who wants to pursue a woman without sparing some of your resources, I can already picture you staying single until you’re old.

A certain someone was frightened of being an old bachelor.

[Brother knows it all]: How much is it?

[I seek enlightenment]: 5 units of wood, 500 grams of food, and 500 ml of drinkable water.

[You’ve received a unit of wood...+5]

Si lifted the corner of his lips.

[I seek enlightenment]: Brother, a woman’s heart is complex. You need to employ a soft and hard method. Your cat’s heart is like a defense wall of high-level territory. While it seems difficult to attack it from the front, flanking it from the side could make some progress, or digging other routes like underground tunnels leading to her territory will increase your chances of getting her heart.

[I seek enlightenment]: Setting up traps along the way that will make her have no choice but to give in, like paying up for some of her resources, trading, and sharing her vital information, will earn you handsome points.

[I seek enlightenment]: While you’re in the process of besieging her affection, remember to raise your shield and prepare barricades to deflect the attacks coming your way. Love is a battlefield; once you’re in, you can’t leave unscathed. The only thing we can do is lessen the scars.

[I seek enlightenment]: In addition, the route will always be full of obstacles. Some suitors—I mean, monsters—might pop up out of nowhere and mess up your plan...

The two continued their talk about courting...ahem...battle strategy until half an hour had passed.

Player ’Brother knows it all’ instantly went to apply the new knowledge he gained.

The players were still not convinced by Enlightenment’s arrogant yet true words and continued pinging him in the chat. It wasn’t until Brother Knows It All appeared and posted a shocking statement.

[Brother knows it all]: I and Kitty became friends! I won’t be an eunuch anymore. Brother Enlightenment, thank you so much!

The players: （⊙ｏ⊙）Holy moly!

[I seek enlightenment]: He he

In an instant, Si received numerous requests, and the falcon squad members’ hands were full.

Lu Jingnan didn’t expect Si to gather so many customers for them.

His teammates were very curious and asked the man how he managed to hook so many fish.

Si only replied. "I just translated it to the language they knew. It was the language of love."

And this language of love brought him numerous troubles because the players that messaged them were mainly asking about love, which Lu Jingnan and the rest were unable to answer.

They were selling battle tactics and fortifications, not relationship advice, for goodness’ sake!

The smile on Si’s lips vanished, and for the rest of the day, he was behind his screen, entertaining the customers, until his throat was parched from talking.

On this day, he became a bridge to many budding relationships and earned the title of Cupid Enlightenment.