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Chapter 104: If you can’t beat them, Join them
Chapter 104: If you can’t beat them, Join them
The farce of the old witch and cow eating a young, tender grass case ended with Li Chunhua’s showing the in-denial loli her age on her personal status screen.
The number 21 was glaring and stabbed Elga’s heart and confidence. When she thought it couldn’t get worse, she suffered another huge amount of emotional damage when her Master addressed his real age of being 24 years old, tender grass.
Loli Elga, now labeled Martial Aunt by Li Chunhua, was drowning in her sorrowful thoughts. So she was the Old Witch and the cow that wanted to eat a young, tender grass all along?
Loli Elga’s current expression was hard to describe. It was in between constipation and diarrhea.
The fantasy she weaved in her mind when she met the man of her dreams turned to ashes from the heavy slap of reality.
Loli Elga’s misfortune didn’t stop there and only continued when Li Chunhua bestowed her engineering shovel on digging trenches.
"What? I need to dig 30 feet deep and five meters wide of trenches." Martial Aunt Elga’s swollen cheeks ached from the sudden movements of her lips when she raised the pitch of her voice.
Long Haoran stayed silent and remained a spectator after he knew the loli wasn’t a loli but an old loli. He already had a leechy brother and couldn’t afford another one. In addition, this punishment is actually quite lenient compared to his initial expectations.
If he was in the gang leader’s shoes, if someone attempted to murder him, then he will eliminate it from the roots.
"You don’t want to?" Li Chunhua’s eyebrow rose, and it caused the hairs on the back of Martial Aunt’s neck to stand.
Elga gulped before shaking her head. The one-sided beating she received after one of her axes broke resurfaced in her mind, and it dispersed all her unwillingness. She had a slight guess that if she didn’t accept the order, she would be sentenced to a heavier punishment.
Li Chunhua was relieved because if Martial Aunt Twin Tails didn’t want to dig trenches, she would let her be a sparring partner.
After all, there were already two freeloaders; if she takes another one, then this territory will be full of super-salty salted fish.
"Master, I have a better idea." Siri’s, whose eyes were shining while looking at wings that he was 100% sure belonged to pixie species, rubbed his hands together as a wonderful idea struck his head.
"What is it?" Li Chunhua curiously asked.
Elga also turned her head to search for the speaker behind her, and when she saw the flawless and perfect face, her Martial Aunt’s heart beat into a chaotic rhythm.
An Elf? And he was so beautiful too!
Another Eyecandy!
Elga wanted to pounce on the elf but stopped midway when she heard the elf’s shocking next words.
"This is a pixie, and we needed some fertilizer for your chumpet seeds. If we collect her excretes daily, the chumpet crop will mature in less than a week."
Collect my sh*t?
To grow a crop?
Just when she thought the Elf was the only one that had sh*t fetish, the latter continued talking, "Then if the crop matures, you will be able to eat a high-quality crop, and the summon will be high-quality as well. Isn’t it great?"
Right after the Elf exposed the sh*t dark secret about her class, all pairs of eyes laced with deep probing landed on Li Chunhua, and Elga had the happiest reaction.
"Isn’t it just sh*t? If you want, I can donate it with all my heart! What flavor do you want?" Elga’s Martial Aunt’s heart rejoiced at having the chance for revenge. The corners of her eyes crinkled in delight, and her lips had a grin.
Siri’s eyes gleam with joy at finding a solution for his master’s problem. Though he was also mad at how this pixie was audacious, don’t worry, Master; your loyal native will uphold justice, and I will squeeze this pixie out of every value.
Long Haoran was also shocked and only looked at his gang leader, whose expression was unknown, as Li Chunhua had lowered her head at some point during the sh*tty conversation.
Little Ginseng and Little Mantou had the same expression.
Li Chunhua’s shoulders trembled, but Loli Elga was still not done with her taunt. "Do you want it salty, sweet, sour, or... Ahhh!"
The door of the house had a hole, and a tiny dot could be seen in the clear sky through the human-shaped hole of the door. Li Chunhua patted her hands out of dust for disposing of the flavorful sh*tty Martial Aunt.
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Twenty minutes had passed, and Loli Elga, now covered in leaves, twigs, and a tattered gothic dress, returned to the threshold of Salted Fish territory’s gate with a wooden cane.
Long Haoran was the one who greeted her and handed her a shovel. Li Chunhua was several meters away, had laid a picnic mat on the barren ground, and started munching on snacks and tea. The handsome elf was pouring tea into her cup.
The little fox and weak chicken radish joined them.
When the loli came back, these people were eyeing her.
"Master, your native has been bullied, and you didn’t defend me. Is your heart made of stone? And I don’t want to dig trenches!" Elga complained. She thought her master would spare some kindness and give her some pep talk, but what she got instead was another reality check.
"Can you beat them then?" Long Haoran’s single-sentence question shoved all the complaints Elga wanted to make down her throat.
Loli Elga was speechless before shaking her head.
"Then, if we can’t beat them; joining them is the viable solution for the moment." Although it was a spineless remark, Long Haoran spoke facts. He cherished his life more than ever after nearly dying in the nightmare dungeon.
Loli Elga couldn’t find a proper response and just seized the shovel from her master’s hands.
A minute later, Loli Elga could be seen digging ten meters away from the wooden fences, extremely unwilling, muttering curses in the midst.
On this day, the Salted Fish Territory gained two residents: a cook and a construction worker.
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Li Chunhua was happily gobbling up the snacks when she suddenly remembered that she forgot to check on the villain and the Crow-Mouth.
"Where are you going, Master?"
"To do something patriotic," Li Chunhua waved her hand before descending down the mountain. Halfway through, she activated the tracking spell and was astounded when she couldn’t sense the villain anymore.
Her speed in trekking the path increased, and not long after, she arrived at the supposed stronghold location of Xun Minsheng.
But she didn’t see any buildings or a single fence, but only floating crystals.
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