The Beautiful Teaching Assistant Gave Me Three Children, Shocking the Entire School
Chapter 256: Do You Think I’m a God?

Chapter 256: Chapter 256: Do You Think I’m a God?

After some experiments, Xiao Fei could basically confirm that this girl really had some skills.

Maybe she couldn’t exactly be called a Divine Doctor, but judging by her reactions, she might make a good resident expert at a hospital?

The thought stirred Xiao Fei’s curiosity about the medical family that could cultivate such a capable girl.

Although he probably wouldn’t need it himself...

After all, the effects of the Cleansing Marrow Pill were undeniably powerful...

But better safe than sorry, right?

Even if he didn’t need it, his relatives or friends might one day.

Plus, someone actually did need it right now.

"Alright, alright, we believe you, little girl."

"Ugh, that’s just so perfunctory!"

This girl was truly outspoken.

Xiao Fei and Tang Yuxin were merely tourists carrying their baby around the shop, and up until now, they didn’t even know the girl’s name. Yet she spoke whatever was on her mind without hesitation.

Still, there should be some limit to her naivety.

Xiao Fei couldn’t help but feel a bit worried about her future.

"By the way, we don’t know your name yet."

"Oh, that’s easy!"

The girl smiled sweetly and said, "My surname is Yang, and my name is Yang Buhui."

"Pfft...!"

Xiao Fei nearly choked and sprayed on the spot.

"Daddy...?"

The reaction was so dramatic that the babies, who were earlier curiously exploring the shop, were now startled by his outburst.

Yang Buhui pursed her lips.

"I knew it. Everyone who hears my name for the first time reacts just like this. Blame my dad who’s a huge martial arts fan..."

"Should I feel lucky that he didn’t name me Yang Lianting instead?"

Yang Lianting would’ve been way too much, right?

Come to think of it, even Yang Buhui wasn’t exactly ideal!

"Alright, Little Sister Yang, I have a question."

Xiao Fei paused for a moment, his gaze briefly and subtly drifting towards Little Yu.

"If someone were severely injured in a car accident and ended up in a coma—potentially even becoming a vegetable..."

"Under those circumstances, do you have a way to wake them up?"

As soon as the question came out, Tang Yuxin understood what Xiao Fei was referring to. She also glanced at Little Yu and then eagerly looked at Yang Buhui.

"Do you take me for a deity or something?"

Yang Buhui rolled her eyes at Xiao Fei in exasperation.

"You might as well go next door to the City God Temple and ask the deity there—he’d probably be more useful."

Well, looks like he’d been hoping for too much...

Xiao Fei and Tang Yuxin felt a bit deflated.

However...

"But... my grandpa might have a solution."

"Vegetative patients? He’s successfully revived several of them in the past."

"Really?!"

Tang Yuxin dashed forward in surprise, slamming her hands onto the wooden table and leaning over to stare at Yang Buhui.

The little girl was startled, tilting backward with a horrified expression.

But soon, her eyes began sparkling.

Looking at this beautiful lady up close, she thought she was becoming more and more gorgeous the longer she stared. What should she do? She felt like she was turning crooked...

No, no, she needed to look more at the handsome guy!

So, Yang Buhui turned her head and started staring intensely at Xiao Fei instead.

Her bizarre reaction left the couple utterly baffled.

"Why are you staring at me?"

"I’m scared I’ll get converted, so I’m looking at you, Handsome Bro. Your wife’s charm is too great..."

"Excellent! Turns out I still prefer boys!"

"Hahaha!"

Tang Yuxin burst into laughter.

This girl was simply too funny—even while somewhat hinting at liking her husband right to her face, Tang Yuxin wasn’t bothered at all.

She had long gotten used to the fact that her husband’s good looks drew plenty of admirers.

Besides, there wasn’t time to dwell on such things now.

"Ahem, so..."

"Little Sister, does your grandpa really have a way?"

"I have a friend who’s exactly in this situation!"

"I’ll need to ask him, I’ll need to ask him."

Yang Buhui raised her hand slightly and made a French-style salute...

Or rather, to clarify, she surrendered in mock defeat.

"When it comes to vegetative states, the matter is extremely complex."

"While a human brain may look similar to a pig’s, in reality... blah blah blah... blah blah blah..."

The little girl began rambling on and on.

"Weren’t you saying you couldn’t handle it?"

"So why are you speaking so eloquently now?"

"True, I can’t fix it myself—but that doesn’t stop me from talking big!"

Hands on her hips, Yang Buhui looked utterly proud.

...

That said, it wasn’t exactly something one should say with pride...

"Ahem... let me go ask my grandpa..."

After saying that, the girl turned and hollered toward the back, "Grandpa! Come out to greet your guests!!!!!!!!!"

Greet your sister’s guests!

Just as Xiao Fei tilted over the tea table in frustration, a bell came flying out from the back and hit Yang Buhui squarely on the head.

"Ouch!"

The girl winced, covering her head with one hand while lightning-fast catching the bell with the other.

"Tsk, tsk! That reflex—it’s troublingly well-practiced."

Xiao Fei was amused.

"Big Sister, are you hurt?"

The babies saw the bell fly over and hit Yang Buhui’s head, and they immediately expressed their concern.

Yang Buhui replied cheerfully, "Not at all, not at all—I’m used to it, I’m used to it."

"You brat! How many times have I told you, if you keep talking like that, I’ll rip your mouth off!"

A moment later, an old man emerged, grumbling and cursing.

What could be said about his appearance?

It completely shattered the impression of a hidden master among the city streets that Xiao Fei and Tang Yuxin traditionally held.

The old man wore a white tank top, oversized shorts, and flip-flops.

His head was bald.

He looked just like Evil God Huoyun...

He thoroughly destroyed the couple’s image of a reclusive medical sage.

Still, for an elderly person dressed like that in this weather, it was clear his health was robust.

As he walked out, the old man’s eyes swept over the babies, then stopped on Tang Yuxin and Xiao Fei.

He let out a soft "Huh."

"So, who needs treatment? None of you look sick to me."

"Especially you, young man—you might still be jumping around lively at a hundred and twenty."

"You flatter me, sir."

Xiao Fei quickly stood up.

"Here’s the thing..."

He repeated the question he’d just asked Yang Buhui.

After listening, the old man gave a casual "Oh~."

He waved his hand dismissively.

"I haven’t seen the patient, so I can’t say anything."

That made sense. If the old man had immediately made bold claims, Xiao Fei would’ve had doubts.

His current reaction was actually more reassuring.

"Then..."

"Sir, can I invite you to come with us and take a look?"

Tang Yuxin extended the invitation.

Evil God Huoyun began picking his nose with his finger.

"I’m expensive, you know."

Bluntly honest indeed...

Tang Yuxin’s mouth twitched. She knew she should maintain a smile in this situation.

But it was really hard not to laugh!

This Evil God Huoyun was just hilarious!

Still, it worked out well—better than dealing with someone who didn’t do anything. This was much more entertaining!

"Money’s not an issue. Sir, I’m asking for your assistance."

Xiao Fei calmly replied.