The Beautiful Teaching Assistant Gave Me Three Children, Shocking the Entire School -
Chapter 255: It Couldn’t Be Aliens, Could It?
Chapter 255: Chapter 255: It Couldn’t Be Aliens, Could It?
"Sorry, kids just speak their minds. Please don’t take it to heart."
Xiao Fei walked over to Er Bao, giving the child a light knock on the head before apologizing to the young woman.
"No, no, it’s fine... kids will be kids..."
Being apologized to by such a handsome guy, and standing this close, the young woman’s breath quickened.
As Xiao Fei approached, a particularly pleasant scent wafted into the young woman’s nose.
Her cheeks quickly turned red.
She took a tiny step back to steady herself, then asked, "Are you tourists?"
"Yes."
Xiao Fei nodded. "We heard from an elderly woman that the doctors in your clinic here are descendants of a family tradition, which sounded very intriguing, so we came to check it out."
"Oh, if you’re gonna bring that up, then I won’t feel sleepy anymore!"
The moment Xiao Fei mentioned it, the young woman perked up with excitement.
She raised her eyebrows and, quite familiarly, gestured for the group to come inside.
Tang Yuxin was initially a little worried. After all, this was a clinic with patients coming and going, which might not be great for the babies’ health.
The young woman, clearly perceptive, only needed a quick glance to notice Tang Yuxin’s concerns and immediately reassured her, "Don’t worry, the place inside is probably even cleaner than outside!"
At this, Tang Yuxin felt a bit embarrassed.
As soon as they stepped into the small clinic, the faint and delightful scent of medicinal herbs they had been smelling outside grew even stronger.
"By the way, are you dressed up as Wanhua?"
"Whoa, you know about that too?"
The young woman widened her eyes with a "I’ve found my soulmate" expression.
"Wow, you guys have no idea—being here all day treating patients is so boring! Even the tourists coming and going are just rushing through; I never meet anyone interesting. So I thought, maybe if I dress a bit more colorful and flashy, I might attract someone to chat with me. Turns out, I was totally right! Hehehe..."
Once she started talking, the young woman couldn’t stop, chattering away in rapid-fire sentences like popping kernels.
This girl really seemed to have been holding it all in for too long.
She didn’t even wait for Xiao Fei and Tang Yuxin to ask questions before launching into a torrent of explanations.
"This clinic used to be the town’s medical hall. My family has been practicing medicine in this town for generations. But as the government regulations became stricter, it was no longer allowed for uncertified doctors to treat patients privately, so we had no choice but to turn it into a clinic and get the official qualifications."
"Look, there’s still the health station plaque hanging over there."
She pointed at the wall behind Xiao Fei, where the "Jinlin Town Health Station" sign was indeed displayed.
"You look so young—earning your medical certification so early is pretty impressive."
As soon as Tang Yuxin finished speaking, the young woman’s face flushed red.
"Well... actually... I haven’t gotten it yet."
Xiao Fei, Tang Yuxin: "...???"
"But don’t underestimate me just because of that!"
The young woman quickly explained, "I’ve been watching my grandpa and dad treat patients since I was little. By the time I hadn’t even graduated from elementary school, I already knew most of the medicinal herbs by name!"
"In middle school, I was constantly observing them diagnose and treat people. In terms of medical skills, I’m not inferior to those fancy hospital experts!"
"If you don’t believe me, just ask around in the town. Unless it’s some extremely rare or complicated illness, I can handle all the common ailments. After all, I didn’t don this Wanhua Valley outfit for nothing, right?"
"A little prodigy, huh?"
Xiao Fei clapped lightly in approval.
"But by the way you’re talking, you’re saying you can even handle major rare cases here?"
"Well, we can, theoretically."
The young woman muttered, "But no one believes us, what can you do."
"They don’t believe you?"
"Ah, no, nothing..."
Realizing she might’ve said too much, the young woman immediately shook her head, glancing toward the interior with a sheepish expression.
"I really don’t believe you can handle any rare or complicated illnesses here."
Tang Yuxin spoke with a playful smirk.
The young woman in front of her was just too amusing—she couldn’t resist teasing her.
As soon as the words left Tang Yuxin’s mouth, the young woman jumped up like a cat whose tail had been stepped on.
"Wow! Fine if you don’t believe it in your heart, but to say it out loud? Pretty sister, that’s just too much!"
"No way, no way, if I don’t prove it to you, our family’s reputation will be ruined!"
"Alright then, put your hand out. Let’s see what I can find about you."
"Sure."
Tang Yuxin, now curious, actually sat down across from the girl at a wooden table, placing her hand gently on it.
As soon as she entered diagnostic mode, the young woman’s demeanor shifted completely.
Moments ago, she had been bubbly and scatterbrained, but now she became calm and composed.
She truly embodied the saying "calm as a virgin, swift as a hare."
However, as the young woman took Tang Yuxin’s pulse, her expression gradually twisted.
In the end, she stared at Tang Yuxin in disbelief.
"How is this possible!?"
"What ’how is this possible’?"
"Pretty sister, how is it possible that there’s absolutely nothing wrong with your body?"
"What kind of question is that?"
Tang Yuxin was both amused and exasperated by this girl’s words.
Who goes around wishing for people to have health issues?
"No, no, you misunderstood, pretty sister."
The girl waved her hands quickly. "I meant, it’s impossible for anyone to go through life without accumulating a few minor issues in their body—eating grains, breathing in car exhaust—it’s bound to leave some small problems. Even those fitness junkies who look super healthy inevitably have some insignificant flaws if you dig deep enough."
"But you... you really have nothing!?"
"That’s impossible. Have my skills gotten rusty?"
The girl furrowed her brows tightly.
On the other hand, Xiao Fei couldn’t help but start seeing the girl in a new light.
What she said was true. In today’s environment, it’s virtually impossible for anyone’s body to be completely without issues.
Even if you exclude those who are actually ill, and disregard the widespread so-called "subhealthy" population, even the ostensibly "healthy people" often have minor problems here and there.
"Alright, darling, let me try."
Xiao Fei extended his hand as well.
The young woman snorted.
"I must have made a mistake earlier. Let’s try again..."
She placed her hand on Xiao Fei’s pulse.
A short while later, Xiao Fei and Tang Yuxin looked at the girl squatting in the corner, mumbling to herself as if her world had crumbled. They didn’t know what to say.
"How is this possible... Pretty sister was one thing, but big brother’s body is ridiculously perfect too. This doesn’t make sense... Not even with all the concoctions I use on myself can I get to this level..."
After mumbling for a bit, the girl suddenly stood up, staring at Xiao Fei and Tang Yuxin.
"Big brother, pretty sister, you’re not aliens, are you!?"
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