Rebirth of the Villainous Female Boss
Chapter 1469 - 1441: Mr. Joel’s Divine Logic (Third Update)

Chapter 1469: Chapter 1441: Mr. Joel’s Divine Logic (Third Update)

"Dad... what are you telling Wendy?"

Yuzo Joel looked up with a smile, "Telling a story! A bedtime story!"

Everyone else’s bedtime stories are about Sophie White and Sleeping Beauty, but he’s telling his child about psychology and the history of its great figures, complete with his own mockery feature—and Wendy actually seems to enjoy it.

Mario Yuno massaged his forehead, feeling a headache coming on. He wondered what kind of person his daughter would grow up to be. Couldn’t she listen to something normal?

Yiya~" Wendy cheerfully waved her arms, seemingly not understanding, but apparently liking it nonetheless.

"You don’t have to follow in your mother’s and Grandpa Griffin’s footsteps, but you must remember one principle, start with a big vision and rely on making things up, it doesn’t matter if it’s true or false as long as you can bluff others into doing things for you and make them think you’re doing them a favor, then at the least you could be a boss. Of course, if you can bluff people into thinking that what you say is the absolute truth, to the point where they cry while listening to you and then spread your ideas to others, then you’ll be a sage... Who were the sages?"

"Yiya?"

"Right! Exactly, as for those people from ancient times, there’s the Kong surname man who got a divorce, and that Wang surname man who watched bamboo for days until his body gave out. Besides these two ancients, in modern times there’s your Grandpa Griffin, and in the future, it might be one of your mother, your Uncle Farmer, your Fox Cat Uncle..."

This was simply outrageous.

Camden watched his daughter being charmed by her grandfather with sparkling eyes and seriously considered taking a few days off to stay at home and take care of her.

Wife went to brainwash some Old Lady to save her, while his daughter was at home being led astray by the eccentric Father-in-law...

"A man’s achievements always cover his faults, and all people see is the sage, not seeing the sage’s divorce, the sage’s son’s divorce, the sage’s grandson’s divorce. Even if they see it, they think it’s the woman’s fault and she deserves to be dumped. The brilliantly dazzling light will block others from seeing the truth, and if it doesn’t block, it means the light isn’t bright enough. So, Wendy, in the future you can either be a flawless sage or you can be brilliantly dazzling, blinding all those who stare at you, whatever you do is fine, as long as you are happy."

Yuzo Joel placed some cardboard on the playmat and let Wendy crawl on it.

"Go find the one who divorced his wife and then had a son and grandson who also divorced."

Wendy crawled toward the card that read, "To know what we know and what we do not know, that is true knowledge."

Mario Yuno couldn’t tell if his daughter really recognized all these characters, but even if she didn’t, she had logical thinking of her own. She knew to find the Analects among so many cards varying in the number of characters—how exactly had Grandpa Griffin accomplished that?

"Who stared at bamboo and became the ultimate teacher of Neo-Confucianism?"

This time Wendy crawled towards the card that read, "The unity of knowledge and action."

"How is ’know’ written?"

Wendy pointed to the ’know’ character in these two cards.

Now it was certain, Yuzo Joel had indeed developed a special logic for teaching children characters. Mario Yuno found it fantastical that his few-month-old daughter could really learn...

Yuzo Joel looked up proudly at Camden, "Actually, I’m just teaching the child to recognize characters, that’s all."

"..." So, in order to teach one character ’know’, you’ve fed the child so much twisted logic?

And the twisted logic even seems logical! It makes disturbingly good sense!

Mario Yuno watched his daughter playing so happily, with lines of worry on his forehead.

"I plan to teach Wendy one Chinese character every day in the future, pairing it with different allusions and telling her about historical figures from the past to the present, cultivating her worldview and grand vision."

"I think you’d be better off returning to holding your insulated cup and drinking goji berries." One character a day, how many deviating logics would that produce?!

Camden couldn’t bear to imagine what his daughter would become after a few years with her Grandpa Griffin.

"It’s a bit regrettable that I never got to spend time with Kiara when she was a baby. Wendy’s pretty cute too, even though she looks a bit like you—regrettably—"

"What’s so regrettable about looking like me!!!" His Ultimate Beauty didn’t provoke or offend anyone, did it?!

"But based on my extensive experimental observations, although Wendy’s IQ seems to have inherited yours, her personality is more like her mother’s, so taking care of Wendy can make up for the regrets of the past."

"Hold on, experiments? What did you do to my daughter?!" Mario Yuno suddenly had a bad feeling. What on earth had his father-in-law done to the child in the two days he took care of her?

"That’s a secret between Wendy and me. Come on, Wendy, tell Grandpa, who’s the most handsome? Yuzo Joel started setting a trap for Wendy, and according to the training, Wendy should be crawling towards Grandpa Griffin~"

Wendy looked at Grandpa Griffin, then at her Dad, whose face had turned dark as coal, and decisively crawled towards her Dad.

Daddy, they all despise your Ultimate Beauty, but Wendy doesn’t mind~

Mario Yuno picked up the child and kissed her, which stung Yuzo Joel.

"Ah, brainwashing failed..."

"What failed?" Kiara got off work, entered the door, and saw her husband looking like he had gotten a great deal, while her Dad was looking downcast.

"Nothing much. Dad was just teaching our daughter an afternoon aesthetics identification course, and Wendy did an excellent job identifying handsome men," Mario Yuno shamelessly claimed.

Now it was Yuzo Joel’s turn to curl his lip. Mario Yuno accused him of fallacious reasoning, but in truth, he was the most fallacious!

"Oh? What exactly did you teach?" Kiara asked curiously.

Mr. Joel curled his lip. He didn’t want to admit that he had put in an afternoon’s effort only to come back to find Camden Yuno, that bastard, reaping the benefits.

It’s obviously Grandpa Griffin who’s the most handsome! He lectured about all these great figures from home and abroad in vain. Not one of them, even if bundled together, could compare to Arua!

"Nothing special, just that I, Camden Yuno, am the most handsome man in the world," Camden boasted.

"Oh, then better not teach that tomorrow. Such teaching will skew the child’s perception. Since when were you the world’s number one?"

Underpants!

The smile on Camden Yuno’s face froze. He couldn’t believe these heart-piercing words came from his wife!

Mr. Joel felt relieved, giving Mario Yuno a smug look. Hmph, your daughter is closest to you, but my daughter still takes my side!

"Wife, how did it go today? Also, those health products you asked me to send for inspection have come back with results. Besides simple nutrients, they contain a small amount of hormones, which indeed could lead to adverse effects for some people."

"Everything is under control." Kiara briefly recounted her day’s work.

"If God wants someone to go mad, he first fills them with fear. Those people prey on the elderly’s fear of death. I pretended to go along with them to gain their trust. By tomorrow or the day after, I’ll start targeting their fears and brainwash those salespeople."

"Do you want them to have a change of heart and confess?" Camden asked.

Yuzo Joel thought for a moment then shook his head, "No, she’s probably going at it from both ends, internally and externally."

That was more in line with his daughter’s ostentatious character.

Kiara nodded, "Dad knows me best. Internally, I’ll brainwash those who are solely driven by greed, and externally, I’ll brainwash the elderly. When I launch an attack from both sides, I’ll make sure these people have nowhere to hide!"