Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 814 - 410: Generous Spirit

Chapter 814: Chapter 410: Generous Spirit

Longci looked utterly bewildered and wanted to ask more, but Dijun had already disappeared in front of the window, leaving only the cup of tea on the table still steaming...

"Rabbit! How about that? My silent partnership wasn’t for nothing, right?" Eastern Emperor Taiyi shouted, then turned around and chuckled at Qin Shou.

Qin Shou grinned and said, "Awesome!"

Eastern Emperor Taiyi raised an eyebrow and said to Zhu Rong, "You guys handle the financing, I’ll take care of attracting customers. Not bad compared to you guys, huh?"

Zhu Rong smacked his lips and said, "Well... okay, you pass."

Then, everyone’s gaze returned to Master Lu.

Master Lu, with his calm and composed demeanor, said, "Rabbit, you tell me, what do you want?"

Qin Shou tentatively asked, "Really anything?"

Master Lu laughed and said, "Of course!"

Qin Shou clapped his hands and declared, "Start by giving me a hundred thousand fairies!"

Spurt!

Master Lu sprayed his drink all over Qin Shou’s face...

Qin Shou wiped off the liquor and asked, "No good?"

Master Lu cleared his throat and said, "That... are you sure?"

After saying this, Master Lu glanced at the second floor of the Moon Palace, where a pretty figure was sitting quietly, reading a book whose title was unknown.

Qin Shou, unfazed, asserted boldly, "Of course! When so many customers come, I need to have someone to receive them, right? If I get a bunch of old farts here, you may be reassured, but I’m not!"

Master Lu heard this and understood Qin Shou’s intention.

This guy wasn’t asking for fairies to spoil and take as concubines, but as a plan for the future.

With that being the case, it was simple.

Master Lu immediately said, "No problem, rest assured, however many you want there will be. If it’s not enough, I’ll go to the Lower Realm and recruit from the major sects for you! Our offer will be, ascending to Heaven without crossing the calamity, and a suitable Cultivation Method provided! How about it? Such conditions, I reckon not just ordinary Cultivators would be tempted, even many sects’ holy maidens might be moved, right?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou gave a big thumbs up and said, "Awesome, then make it one million. Let’s have a full Moon and full coverage, top-notch service crew."

Just then, Eastern Emperor Taiyi coughed and said, "Rabbit, aren’t you being a little too stingy?"

Qin Shou scratched his head and said, "Stingy?"

Eastern Emperor Taiyi slammed the table and declared, "How’s one million enough for such a big planet? I’ll give you ten million female demons, Cat Demons, Fox Spirits, Rat Spirits, and all kinds of sprites from across the world! That way, we can meet everyone’s different needs!"

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said, "Brother, we’re a legitimate bathhouse... we don’t offer other services."

Eastern Emperor Taiyi rolled his eyes and said, "I never said we’d offer other services! But even for regular services, everyone has different aesthetic tastes, right? Dogs find female dogs most beautiful, cats find cats the prettiest, and you... never mind, you’re different. Anyway, if the service providers are to everyone’s taste, then everything else will be easy to discuss, right?"

Qin Shou nodded in agreement, "Makes sense, but you can’t be the one to..."

Before Qin Shou could finish, Eastern Emperor Taiyi was already standing on the stool, pulling out a small bell and shouting towards the sky, "Three Realms Bathhouse is now open for business! The bosses are me, Dijun, the Twelve Ancestor Witches, Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, and other great overlords of the posterior heavenly court, along with the Rabbit and Chang’e from the Moon! Now recruiting female demons, no matter your tribe, as long as you’re beautiful, only beautiful, only beautiful! I’m saying the important things three times, no repeats! As long as you’re beautiful... ahem, that’s not a repeat! The conditions are straightforward, no matter your cultivation base, I’ll whisk you up to Heaven! A destined magic artifact perfect for you, three nurture treasures: one for protection, one for attack, and one for escape!

In the future, we’ll have two great heavenly courts as your support, and the Twelve Ancestor Witches as your backing!"

"For detailed registration information, please stay tuned to the joint announcement!"

After finishing, Eastern Emperor Taiyi didn’t care about the few guys in front of him who were staring in shock, grabbed the wine jug, chugged it down, and then let out a long sigh of satisfaction, "Refreshin’!"

Done with that, Eastern Emperor Taiyi turned his head towards Qin Shou and asked, "Rabbit, what were you about to say just now?"

Qin Shou had originally wanted to say that Eastern Emperor Taiyi should not abuse his power to force those people into working for him.

But after hearing Eastern Emperor Taiyi’s self-concocted advertisement, he suddenly realized that what he might need to worry about was not the lack of people coming, but rather, the potential problem of having too many people!

Massaging his temples, Qin Shou asked, "What was that horn you just used?"

Eastern Emperor Taiyi pointed to the bell hanging around his neck and said, "My destined magic artifact, Taiyi’s Bell."

Qin Shou gave a thumbs up and said, "I, Cao, awesome! With you, even a magic treasure becomes a mere horn, awesome!"

Everyone continued to discuss the subsequent partnership arrangements for a day and a night, listing them all out.

In the first half, Qin Shou was also mingling for a while...

But as the second half progressed, it just became a few people haggling over every penny, wrestling over interests.

So, Qin Shou simply threw in the towel and went back to his room to sleep.

A night without words, and the next day, Qin Shou hadn’t even gotten out of bed.

Only to see that there was now a flawless, beautiful face in front of him!

Qin Shou rubbed his eyes, then took a good look, and after confirming it was real, said, "Silly girl, what are you doing? Why are you lying on my bed so early in the morning?"

Chang’e smiled and asked, "Rabbit, do those things Eastern Emperor Taiyi shouted earlier count?"

Qin Shou nodded and said, "Yeah, they count."

Chang’e immediately stood up, spun around on the spot, and asked, "So, what do you think of me?"

Qin Shou was startled and said, "What?"

Chang’e said, "I’m here for the job interview! I haven’t had any Cultivation Methods for so many years... Since Eastern Emperor Taiyi and the others are offering such good conditions, I want to give it a try."

It was only then that Qin Shou remembered, he had been so busy improving his own strength all these years, that he never considered helping Chang’e improve her cultivation base...

Qin Shou quickly got out of bed and said, "Is it just the Cultivation Technique and magic treasures you need? I’ll help you get them later!"

Chang’e said somewhat embarrassedly, "Is that okay, though? Isn’t that a little bit like showing favoritism?"

Qin Shou dismissed her concern with a wave of his hand, his demeanor full of dominance, "My empire, of course, I can do whatever I please with it! I’m not working for them."

Chang’e frowned and said, "Rabbit, you have to realize, they’re not your average people. Do you really think we can sit on an equal footing with them, and share this so-called empire?"

Qin Shou shook his head and said, "Honestly, I don’t believe it. But my mentor once told me something."

Chang’e blinked her big eyes and asked, "What?"

Qin Shou said, "Take what you can take, eat what you can eat, don’t turn down what’s free."

Chang’e: "Uh..."

Qin Shou continued, "Anyway, I don’t trust others, but I do trust my mentor. I’ll go back and help you get the Cultivation Technique later. If we speak up, we must demand the very best! Also, are you sure you want to work?"