Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 800 - 396: Settle for the Next Best Option_1

Chapter 800: Chapter 396: Settle for the Next Best Option_1

Qin Shou spoke with all seriousness, but his eyes were wildly darting about with flamboyant flair.

The immortals took one look and shared a knowing smile...

Seeing the smug looks on their faces, Qin Shou thought coldly to himself, "A bunch of country bumpkins. Mixed bathing is out of the question, and I guess even if I told you, you wouldn’t believe me. But if you’re all fired up, you’ve got to take the bait somehow, right? Just like that... over a swimsuit... This thing on Earth, even women would be too embarrassed to wear it. It’s wrapped up too tight; it’s humiliating!"

Seeing everyone tempted, Qin Shou said, "Of course, the Moon Palace isn’t just open for you guys. It welcomes Asura, Ghost Immortals, Fox Immortals, and the like. I’ve even designed special swimwear for them, like this one!"

Qin Shou pulled out a floral skirt swimsuit, then a swimsuit that exposed the full length of the thighs, and eventually a bikini, laughing slyly, "We have many more internal, unique, even better swimsuits to offer. I won’t take them all out to share here. If you want to buy them for your girlfriends, wives, welcome to shop on the Moon. Moon Palace brand swimsuits—you deserve to own them."

After finishing his pitch, Qin Shou then took out a large flag and hung it on the side, which read: "To the pirate: I shall come to eat at your home for a month!"

Although everyone was tempted by Qin Shou’s swimsuits initially, they were hesitant to take action because they all had the same idea – just go home and make one themselves.

They might struggle with high-level artifact crafting, but making some simple, good-looking trinkets was a breeze...

But the moment they saw Qin Shou’s flag, they immediately snuffed out the idea of copying back at home.

Seeing this scene, Zhao Gongming couldn’t help saying, "Back then I mentioned we should establish a patent system, but unfortunately, everyone strongly opposed it and it didn’t pass. That led to rampant copying of magic treasures and magic... resulting in everyone living in constant fear, hiding their good stuff."

Old Immortal of the South chuckled, "Can’t help it, immortals, after all, seek unrestrained freedom. The world is so vast, they play whatever they want in hiding, and you don’t even know. Too much trouble to try and control it..."

Zhao Gongming agreed, "Right... Heavenly Court can’t manage that, but this rabbit seems to have done it."

Old Immortal of the South wanted to argue, but seeing the hesitant looks from everyone, he sighed, "No way around it, that rabbit... who the hell can afford to raise it! It can’t be beaten, it can’t be scolded, it’s untouchable, it’s unaffordable... Others still care about their face, and we can bluff our way through. But this rabbit doesn’t want face at all—if it clings to you, you’re nearly bankrupt... Better to spend some money and avoid the disaster."

Zhao Gongming laughed, "Immortal, you swore just now."

Old Immortal of the South quickly waved his hand, "Forget what I said."

Zhao Gongming laughed, then inquired, "So... about getting a membership card?"

Old Immortal of the South was taken aback, then shook his head, "How old do you think I am? Am I going to go play around with that stuff..."

Zhao Gongming’s eyes revealed a hint of regret; he was clearly intrigued, but without anyone taking the lead, he felt embarrassed to go himself.

Just then, Old Immortal of the South added, "Forget about bathing; swimming is actually good, strengthens the body, beneficial for an old fellow’s health. Mainly because it gets the blood flowing when you exercise!"

Hearing this, Zhao Gongming felt a roaring evil dragon in his heart: "It’s not just about getting your blood flowing with exercise, is it?!!!!"

...

Originally, no one stood in front of Qin Shou, and two hours later, it remained the same...

However, Qin Shou wasn’t in a rush at all. After running his stand for an hour, he quietly packed up everything and then took off.

The immortals, who had been ignoring Qin Shou, subconsciously glanced his way as he left.

Then, what ensued within the light-hearted and carefree Yunding Market was the following scene.

"Old Immortal, I have other matters to attend to, I’ll take my leave now!" Zhao Gongming left.

The Old Immortal of the South turned to Thunder King and said, "Thunder King, feel free to visit me in the South when you have time. I just remembered, I have yet to feed my deer back home, I must leave now."

The Old Immortal of the South also left...

Scratching his head in confusion, Thunder King muttered, "Eh? Hasn’t the Old Immortal’s deer already become a spirit? Now it’s his mount child servant, isn’t it? Does the child servant also need to be fed personally by him?"

Similar incidents happened one after another, with everyone coming up with all sorts of strange excuses, barely any of them plausible.

Finally, Thunder King had an epiphany and exclaimed, "Damn! I’ve got it!"

Then, Thunder King also hurriedly left...

Qin Shou wasn’t lonely on his way back.

He walked slowly, so from time to time various immortals coincidentally, just so, occasionally, by accident passed by in front of him, and after a brief chat, they walked away with a VIP card in hand.

When Qin Shou arrived at the Southern Gate, looking at the pile of Yellow Spirit Crystals lying in his Xumi Bag, he smiled contentedly, "Hehe... indeed, to make money from women, you need clothes and makeup; to earn money from children, you need food and toys; to make money from men, you can only cater to their preferences!"

After saying that, Qin Shou shook his head and strode towards the Moon.

Once back, Qin Shou didn’t do much else, directly gathered a group of little monsters, and used his magic to fill a massive meteorite crater on the Moon with water, and to make the water look more appealing, Qin Shou even purposely ordered people to catch fish, shrimp, crabs, and such and threw them in...

Initially, Qin Shou had just planned to get by with a simple water pit as a bluff, since from the beginning to the end he was planning to swindle money.

But as he worked on it, Qin Shou found himself starting to enjoy it.

Thus, he began using water from the Milky Way...

As for how he got it, Qin Shou made a trip to the Milky Way Navy’s naval camp, and it just so happened that Tianpeng Marshal was returning from a battle, so his troops were conscripted by Qin Shou to open a gate of Milky Way water from the void, pouring it into the meteorite crater from mid-air...

Once there was water, Qin Shou still wasn’t satisfied, and immediately sent people to the Southern Sea Dragon Palace to ask the little Dragon King to dispatch a batch of not yet enlightened fish, shrimp, soft-shells, and other aquatic creatures.

After walking a circle around the crater, Qin Shou suddenly smacked his forehead and said, "We’re just missing a perfect beach! But where can we find the best sand?"

Qin Shou started to feel a headache...

Just then, a toad happened to pass by, the owner of the stew pot restaurant.

The Toad Spirit bowed respectfully and said with a smile, "I, would you be referring to sand?"

Qin Shou nodded and replied, "Ah, yes, sand, the best sand. Do you know where I can find it?"

The Toad Spirit immediately smiled and said, "I might not know other things, but I do happen to know about this. They say the best sand in the world comes from the shores of Mirror Lake in Kunlun Mountain. It’s said that part of Kunlun lies in the Heavenly Realm, a part in the Earthly Immortal Realm, a part in the Macrocosmic Realms, and a part in the Microcosmic Realm. Kunlun is essentially a bond connecting numerous worlds."