Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 799 - 395 Bathhouse VIP_1

Chapter 799: Chapter 395 Bathhouse VIP_1

So, Qin Shou was indeed returning a favor here.

The Mighty Spirit God also understood that the message Qin Shou mentioned might seem simple, but the secrets it concealed were probably not so straightforward.

The people from the Black Mirror didn’t come, yet their magic treasure had slipped into the Yunding Market.

Who knows what kind of schemes these guys are up to!

But it’s definitely not, "send magic treasures to boost our strength" kind of plan!

Spreading this news would surely be a great merit!

The Mighty Spirit God seemed to see himself soaring to new heights.

"I, you can’t stay here on the lower levels. They’ll definitely make trouble if they see you. How about you go up?" the Mighty Spirit God suggested.

Qin Shou knew that the Yunding Market had several layers, and only those with sufficient power and wealth could ascend to the higher levels.

At the moment, Qin Shou had enough power, but his financial foundation was honestly not that robust.

However, Qin Shou had no plans to buy or sell anything; he was here to do business, so he gladly nodded and agreed to move up.

Upon reaching the third layer, the white platform in front of him was much more spacious, or rather, it was quite empty.

After all, the third layer was specifically for the Great Golden Immortals to conduct transactions. And there weren’t many Great Golden Immortals in the entire world.

If it wasn’t for the recent tearing of the "Investiture of the Gods," the number of people would probably be a quarter of what it is.

As soon as Qin Shou arrived, many looked over; upon seeing it was Qin Shou, they gave a wry smile, greeted him while also stepping back.

Everyone had an attitude of, I won’t provoke you, nor get close to you, don’t trick me.

Qin Shou rubbed his nose and cursed, "It’s true, it’s tough in front of acquaintances!"

Still, Qin Shou thickened his skin and walked over. Then he found a conspicuous spot, spread out a piece of black cloth on the ground, tossed a bunch of small cards onto the cloth, and then sat down cross-legged.

Although the immortals were averse to the Rabbit, they were still very curious about this one that always made them laugh.

Seeing the Rabbit come to set up a stall, and then just scatter some cards on a black cloth and call it done, the crowd was baffled.

Everyone, looking at each other, couldn’t figure out what the Rabbit was actually selling.

"What’s the Rabbit selling inside his gourd?"

"Humph, I think it’s all a bluff. Anyone who goes out of curiosity is sure to be unlucky."

"I feel the same, but I’m really curious about what he’s up to. Or, how he’s going to scam someone!"

"I’m curious too..."

Everyone was chatting back and forth yet no one actually went to ask.

Finally, someone couldn’t resist. The Thunder King furrowed his brows and came over, asking, "Rabbit, what are you selling?"

Qin Shou lifted his eyelids then scratched his head, looked at the sky, and after slapping his forehead, he cursed, "Damn, I forgot to hang up the banner!"

Upon hearing this, everyone suddenly felt the urge to slap the Rabbit! You TM have a banner too! You should’ve hung it up sooner, did we really need to stand around here wasting time and brain cells guessing?

While everyone was speechless, Qin Shou had already taken out a banner and hung it up.

When the crowd saw it, they read, "Gouchen you big fool, deserve to be an eternal deputy..."

Black lines instantly lined everyone’s foreheads...

Qin Shou looked at it and quickly jumped up, shouting, "Hey, hey, hey... Pretend you didn’t see that, okay! Wrong one, wrong one..."

While everyone was massaging their temples, even though they heard Qin Shou shouting about the wrong one, everyone felt that he had done it on purpose!

At that moment, Qin Shou changed to another banner.

When everyone looked again, they were instantly stunned.

On the banner Qin Shou held, there was a drawing of a crescent moon, followed by a scrawling inscription: "Moon Palace Bathhouse, a paradise for men, you deserve to have it! Getting a card isn’t expensive, nor a loss, once you have the card you can live it up!"

When the immortals saw this, they burst into laughter immediately.

"Hahaha... Rabbit, have you opened a bathhouse in the Moon Palace?" Thunder King laughed.

Qin Shou nodded very seriously and said, ’Yeah, I have.’

Trying to suppress a chuckle, Thunder King asked, "How do you charge for this...?"

Qin Shou said, "A hundred Yellow Spirit Crystals per wash. Members get a 10 percent discount."

Pfft!

The god of longevity heard this and sprayed a full jug of wine straight into God of Fortune’s face.

God of Fortune, Zhao Gongming, gave the god of longevity a glare, then holding back his laughter said, "Rabbit, that’s not cheap at all. Even I, the God of Fortune, can’t afford it."

Jiao Wood Dragon laughed and said, "Rabbit, do you ever do market research before you start a business? Immortals don’t get dirty, staying clean for thousands of years, why would they need baths?"

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and responded, "That’s because you don’t need a bath!"

Jiao Wood Dragon burst into laughter and asked, "Does anyone here take baths?"

Everyone shook their heads in unison...

Jiao Wood Dragon said, "See, nobody takes baths. If you open this bathhouse, who are you going to wash?"

Qin Shou chuckled and said, "For you."

Jiao Wood Dragon was taken aback and then quickly shook his head saying, "Forget it, I can’t afford it."

Qin Shou said, "My bathhouse isn’t like ordinary bathhouses..."

Curious, Thunder King asked, "How is it different? Don’t tell me you’re using water from the Heavenly Pool?"

Qin Shou swept a disdainful glance over everyone present and said, "It’s normal for you not to bathe, a bunch of dirty old men wouldn’t know the benefits of bathing. But fairies like to bathe, don’t they? If I’m not mistaken, didn’t the Seven Fairies come down to the Lower Realm to bathe? And afterwards, one of them even got picked up by a mortal."

The immortals were momentarily stunned, then they sneakily looked around, and after confirming there were no fairies present, they all shared a knowing laugh!

Zhao Gongming said, "Indeed, fairies do seem to enjoy bathing a bit more. Are you planning to cater to the fairy market?"

Qin Shou shook his head and said, "Fairy baths, of course, are free of charge."

Zhao Gongming, puzzled, said, "If only fairies take baths and you’re offering it for free, then how are you going to make any money?"

Qin Shou looked at everyone with a smile and said, "Can’t you guys take the banner more seriously?"

The immortals were taken aback, then they looked closely at the banner, only to discover that the crescent moon had a very small line of text written on it!

Upon closer examination, it was actually...

"Mixed bathing for men and women!"

After a moment of shock, they all stared at Qin Shou, eyes blazing.

"Rabbit, are you serious?" Thunder King asked, breathing rapidly.

Qin Shou said, "Your Mother of Lightning doesn’t control you, so yes, it’s true."

Thunder King laughed heartily and said, "We’re not a couple, why would she control me? I’m just asking you if what you’re saying is true."

Qin Shou stood his ground and said, "Of course it’s true! I guarantee that the fairies who come to bathe will definitely join everyone in the mixed bath."

The immortals’ hearts raced with excitement!

Qin Shou said, "Of course, you can choose not to believe, I’m not insistent. Anyway, I have mixed baths with them at home every day, that feeling... tsk tsk..."

As he spoke, Qin Shou waved his hand and a figure made of clay appeared. Qin Shou took out some one-piece swimsuits he had already designed and put them on the figure, saying, "Our place offers not just bathing, but also swimming facilities, a super large open-air swimming pool. Men and women splash around in the same pool... We provide these close-fitting swimsuits for convenience and comfort during swimming. Wearing these clothes, swimming... it’s like wearing nothing, it’s very convenient and comfortable!"