Rabbit Must Die -
Chapter 732 - 328 Big Moon_1
Chapter 732: Chapter 328 Big Moon_1
Fat Cat chuckled, "I’m afraid after meeting, you’ll turn into a roasted rabbit..."
Qin Shou ignored Fat Cat. As they ran towards the Southern Gate, Qin Shou carefully observed the terrain, indeed able to discern some hints of the Heavenly Court.
Just then, a cry for help rang out: "Help! Save me!"
Qin Shou and Fat Cat exchanged glances and shouted in unison, "We’re coming to save you!"
Then, without a moment’s hesitation, they changed directions and sprinted off!
After the two had run off, in another direction, a woman buried up to her waist in the soil cursed, "Damn it! Is that even human?"
She cursed so vehemently that she ended up coughing violently, coughing up a bone the size of her little finger...
The woman quickly picked it up and tossed it into her mouth to eat.
"Did you see that?" asked Fat Cat.
Qin Shou nodded, "Yeah, I saw it. Damn, why is that woman planted in the ground like a radish?"
Fat Cat shook his head, "Don’t know, who knows what the hell is going on."
In fact, on their way, they had already come across several such people—some with just their heads sticking out of the soil, others with one hand reaching out, and some with half their bodies exposed, which looked extremely odd.
But Qin Shou thought of what the old man had said, and he concluded that this place looked more like a plantation!
Could these people really be grown here?
Upon reaching the Southern Gate, what surprised Qin Shou was not finding a door that could traverse space, but that they were directly facing the edge of the continent!
From afar, Qin Shou could see a bright moon hanging in the sky, only...
"Holy cow, isn’t that too big?" Qin Shou looked up at the enormous moon and exclaimed in shock.
Fat Cat, looking up at the moon, said matter-of-factly, "Hasn’t it always been this big?"
Qin Shou was startled, turned to Fat Cat, and asked, "When you were driven to the boundless stars of the universe, who was in charge of the Heavenly Court?"
Fat Cat said, "I forget. It seemed to be a pair of birds."
Qin Shou patted his shoulder, "We have a generation gap, better you speak less from now on."
Fat Cat said, "You have too sharp a tongue; I wouldn’t dare to interrupt."
Qin Shou: "¥#%#..."
Suddenly, Fat Cat exclaimed, "No, that’s not right! I wasn’t driven away, okay?"
Qin Shou said, "If you weren’t driven away, did you leave on your own?"
Fat Cat said, "Yes, I got drunk one time, stumbled around choosing a direction, then accidentally fell into a hole. When I climbed out, I was where you pulled me up. Later, that place also blew up..."
Qin Shou initially didn’t take it seriously, but then his eyes lit up. He grabbed Fat Cat and asked, "Are you telling the truth?"
Fat Cat said, "Of course it’s true! Otherwise, do you think I would run so far? It’s exhausting!"
Qin Shou thought about it and agreed. Given the cat’s lazy ways, it probably would’ve gotten tired after a few days of running, then would’ve been caught and turned into a stew.
Qin Shou carefully thought about Fat Cat’s previous location, and he resolved to investigate it again once they found Chang’e. If a hole in the human world led here, then there must be a way back!
With this in mind, Qin Shou asked, "Speaking of which, that hole... um, why didn’t you just go back through it?"
Fat Cat rolled his eyes, "I climbed for so many years, you want me to go back? So I’d have to climb that many years again? If it was you, would you want to?"
Qin Shou chuckled and decided to ignore Fat Cat.
Climbing a two or three-meter wall for thirty years, this guy sure has the nerve to speak.
Having confirmed that the super-large celestial body before him was indeed the moon, Qin Shou didn’t wait any longer and leaped into the air, heading straight for the moon.
The closer he got, the more astonished Qin Shou became, because he saw many palaces on the moon!
In the dense cluster of palaces, countless figures were bustling to and fro! It felt like a multitude of ants going out to forage and bringing food back to their queen...
There were osmanthus trees on the moon, towering ten thousand zhang high, each tree blooming with osmanthus flowers. When the wind blew, the osmanthus petals fell like a flurry of flower snow, extremely beautiful!
The fragrance filled the air, the scenery was delightful, palaces grouped together, beauties in pairs!
The more Qin Shou watched, the more he felt it didn’t match the moon he remembered.
Just as Qin Shou was assessing the palaces below, a palace maid suddenly raised her head and glanced at him.
Qin Shou waved his hand and said, "Hey, beauty, is Chang’e around?"
The palace maid didn’t speak, but cocked her head, seemingly pondering how these two chubby things had managed to escape from the kitchen!
Fat Cat tugged at Rabbit’s ear and said, "I feel like they’re not exactly welcoming us."
Qin Shou flicked Rabbit’s ear and said, "How is that possible? With my handsome look, if not a heartthrob of millions, at least I can cause an empty alley, right?"
Suddenly, Fat Cat pointed at the maid below and said, "It seems she really has some thoughts about you."
Qin Shou posed toward the palace maid and said, "Girl, am I handsome or what?"
Then the palace maid suddenly opened her mouth and let out a piercing scream!
Qin Shou clapped his hands and said, "See, she’s hysterical over my handsomeness!"
Qin Shou had just finished speaking when he realized something was off, the maid’s cherry lips were getting bigger and bigger. Eventually, they turned into a bloody gaping mouth, and, as if fitted with springs, out popped row upon row of sharp fangs!
The woman, who had been floating in white, suddenly erupted with black qi, resembling a mother Yasha, and soared into the sky, lunging straight at him!
Qin Shou cried out in alarm, and instinctively lashed out with a slap, "Whack!"
With a puff, the palace maid was reduced to ashes on the spot, falling to the ground as two rib bones.
Seeing this, Qin Shou furrowed his brow and said, "Damn, not this thing again! What the hell is this?"
At that moment, Fat Cat nudged Qin Shou’s belly with his elbow, and Qin Shou, exasperated, said, "What do you want?"
Fat Cat said, "Is this what you call an empty alley?"
Qin Shou followed where Fat Cat was pointing and saw that all the maidens in the cluster of palaces below had raised their heads to look at him.
Qin Shou swallowed hard, waved his hand, and said, "Hi... Oh my goodness! Run!"
The countless white-clad palace maids rose into the air with their mouths agape, just like the previous one, and swooped toward Qin Shou!
Qin Shou turned and ran!
Seeing this, Fat Cat quickly grabbed one of Qin Shou’s legs, and Qin Shou shouted, "What are you doing?"
Fat Cat yelled, "Doing what? Don’t you have any sense of how I got here? You dragged me here by my tail, and now when there’s danger, you want to abandon me? If you run, what about me?"
Qin Shou said angrily, "Don’t you have legs? Can’t you run on your own?"
Fat Cat shouted back, "Listen to how easy you make it sound, running is so tiring, don’t you have any sense?"
Qin Shou was instantly choked up with anger; this damn cat, truly, was the epitome of lazy!
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