Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 706 - 302 Stripping Clothes_1

Chapter 706: Chapter 302 Stripping Clothes_1

Lv Lin was not a War Witch but a Wizard.

Her talent was nothing remarkable, but she had good luck. In her earlier years, she captured a trace of Ancestor Witch’s breath and, after refining it into poison breath, she stored it into her walking stick. Then, day and night, she cultivated it, adding all kinds of rare poisons from around the world. Incredibly, she was able to cultivate spiritual essence out of the poison breath, which finally turned into two green poisonous snakes hidden in the walking stick.

In battle, she always released the snake breath and simply waited for her opponents to die—her method was nearly always successful.

She never imagined that her invincible snake breath would one day fail to return... and be eaten by someone!

This was tantamount to rendering eighty percent of her strength useless. How could she withstand such a blow?

It was at this moment that the Rabbit suddenly burst into laughter, "I was just kidding, I didn’t eat it... If a Human Immortal like me ate it, wouldn’t I be poisoned to death?"

Upon hearing this, Lv Lin let out a sigh of relief and asked with concern, "Then where is my snake breath?"

Qin Shou stroked his chin, squinting an eye, and adopted a thoughtful look. After pondering for a long time, he said, "This... seems like..."

"What about it?" Lv Lin pressed.

Qin Shou slapped his thigh, bursting into laughter, "I ate it! Haha... I was just teasing you, haha... Seriously, I didn’t intend to eat it, it just crawled into my mouth on its own."

Lv Lin’s face instantly darkened.

Just then, the Rabbit suddenly clasped its own neck and yelled, "Damn it, I’m feeling it now! Ah... it hurts! Oh... it’s killing me! Ah..."

Then, the Rabbit stuck out its tongue, rolled its eyes back, foamed at the mouth, spun around three times, and with a thud, fell to the ground, its head landing, uncannily, on Hong He’s chest.

Chongba shook his head slightly and telepathically said, "Your head is so hard, yet you look for a soft place to lie down..."

Qin Shou replied righteously via telepathy, "You know nothing!"

Chongba: "..."

At that, Lv Lin, upon seeing the Rabbit lying on the ground, her face changing colors like a chameleon, turned green then white, suddenly banged her walking stick and pointed at the Rabbit, yelling fiercely, "You damn rabbit, still trying to trick me? Once the snake breath’s poison enters the body, the whole body turns green, and within five breaths, you turn into a pool of fluid; after ten breaths, you disappear without a trace! What’s happening to you doesn’t look like snake breath poisoning—did you eat arsenic instead?!"

Chongba rubbed his forehead and said, "Can’t you put a little heart into your acting?

Qin Shou coughed dryly and lifted his head, saying seriously to Lv Lin, "So, is it too late for me to turn green now?"

Lv Lin exploded in rage, "I will kill you!"

Qin Shou beckoned with his finger, "Come on, try to kill me."

Upon hearing this, Lv Lin took a step forward!

Qin Shou pointed at Hong Shan and said, "If she takes one more step, I will kill her!" However, this time, the ’kill’ he spoke of referred to Hong He beneath his feet.

Upon hearing this, Hong Shan cursed, "What does your business have to do with my sister?"

Qin Shou looked up and said, "I am just this unreasonable, deal with it however you like! Oh, she’s moving again!"

As Lv Lin was about to take the second step, Hong Shan grabbed the old lady by the neck and, as if she was picking up a little chick, dragged her back, then turned around and dropped her to the ground!

Just as Lv Lin was about to erupt, Hong Shan glared and said, "Calm down. Without your snake breath, if I want to beat you, I’ll beat you!"

Lv Lin angrily said, "I represent the Green Vine Tribe!"

Hong Shan replied dismissively, "Without your snake breath, your tribe doesn’t have a single skilled fighter. If I annoy you, I’ll beat everyone up, it’ll just take a few days."

Lv Lin: "..."

Lv Lin looked towards Bai Feng and Gui Xiong, but both of them immediately turned their heads away, clearly uninterested in helping.

Bai Feng called out, "Rabbit, if Jiuqiansui stays behind, you can take the Furnace. But you can’t harm Hong He’s life."

Gui Xiong also said, "That’s right, Rabbit. Just do as we say, and we guarantee your safety."

Qin Shou kicked Hong He who was lying at his feet and said, "Did you hear that? First, remove whatever needles are inside the Furnace’s body, and I promise to let you go. How about it?"

Hong He snorted coldly, "The words of you outsiders can’t be trusted; not a single one is true. I don’t believe you!"

Qin Shou said, "Hey... do you think I have no way of dealing with you?"

Hong He simply rolled her eyes at Qin Shou.

Qin Shou nodded and said, "Okay, you’re tough. Chongba, come here and strip her clothes off!"

"Ah?" Chongba was a bashful little virgin; as soon as he heard about stripping a woman’s clothes, his green face instantly turned red! His adrenaline clearly surged, and his breathing quickened significantly.

As soon as Hong He heard this, she became filled with a mixture of shame and rage, "You dare?!"

Qin Shou laughed heartily three times, "Would I dare not?"

Hong He, seeing the ruffian-like demeanor of Qin Shou, finally felt a bit panicked. She gritted her teeth and exclaimed, "If you lay a hand on me, my Hong He tribe will chase you down forever, above the earth and beneath the heavens, leaving you no place to live in peace!"

Qin Shou stroked his chin and said, "That sounds rather frightening..."

Seeing that Qin Shou seemed a bit frightened, Hong He breathed a sigh of relief.

Just then, Qin Shou said to the Eight Trigrams Furnace, "Cauldron, this is a matter of life and death for you... You see..."

"Move aside, I’ll do it!" The Eight Trigrams Furnace didn’t have so many thoughts. Having followed Lord Lao for so many years, and finally having a mind and soul and the ability to jump around the whole world, it certainly didn’t want to die just like that. Although, it also wasn’t sure if it would actually die... because it always felt that those few needles inside its belly weren’t that deadly. However, being naturally timid and afraid of death, it dared not gamble.

Seeing the Eight Trigrams Furnace charging up bravely and righteously, and then an ear of the Furnace extending out like a hand, it grabbed hold of Hong He’s clothes in one swoop.

Hong He instinctively looked towards Bai Feng, Gui Xiong, and the others, hoping they would come to her aid.

Unfortunately, she miserably saw that those two bastards’ eyes were even bigger than a rabbit’s!

At that moment, Hong He knew she couldn’t count on those two jerks. She then exclaimed, "Stop! Let go! I agree!"

As soon as the Eight Trigrams Furnace heard this, it immediately stopped, and then said, "First, you remove the needles for me."

Hong He said, "My hand is injured, I can’t do it."

The Eight Trigrams Furnace looked back at Rabbit, "Her hand is injured, she can’t do it, what should we do?"

Qin Shou glared at him, speaking in a tone full of exasperation, "Are you stupid? If her hand is broken, is yours broken? Strip her clothes!"

The Eight Trigrams Furnace was first stunned and then had an epiphany, reaching out to get to work.

Hong He angrily said, "Damn Rabbit, you’re unreasonable!"

Qin Shou smiled, "You’re right, I am unreasonable. We hold off, and you remove those needles for him. How you do it, that’s your business, not ours. If you can’t do it, we strip the clothes! Hurry up, strip her! Don’t stop, I haven’t enjoyed myself this way in many years."

The Eight Trigrams Furnace reached down in one fluid motion!

Hong He shouted, "I have a way, I’ve got a way now!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou immediately laughed, and the Eight Trigrams Furnace smiled too, because just then, Qin Shou had whispered to the Eight Trigrams Furnace, "If her clothes are about to come off and she still doesn’t have a way, just forget it and think of another method."

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