Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 585 - 189 When will you hit, Rabbit?_1

Chapter 585: Chapter 189 When will you hit, Rabbit?_1

"Miss!"

"Pong!"

"Kong!"

...

Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha was confused as he pushed open the door and looked inside, only to be stunned!

He saw that in the courtyard where Qin Shou stayed, there were square tables with chairs placed beside them, and on these chairs were little children squatting, some scratching their bottoms as they nervously fiddled with a tile, highly concentrated.

Some were picking at their feet, others were drinking water and handling tiles at the same time.

The table was stacked with tiles like the Great Wall, with a heap of colorful tiles tossed in the middle, and he had no idea what they were.

At that moment, a little kid whispered, "Bodhisattva, the Rabbit calls this game ’Mahjong.’ It’s fun, but easy to lose..."

Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha glanced at the child’s bare buttocks and thought to himself, "Is this just easy to lose? Isn’t this a disastrous loss?"

Right then, from the second floor came the Rabbit’s shout, "Mahjong! Heavenly Mahjong! One scripture each, hurry up and hand them over, don’t make me, I, come over there and get them?"

"Kui San, you’re next!"

"What about yours? Nothing left? Pants, pants will do too!"

"You’re going too far, Rabbit!" The one who shouted this was Xunxiang, her voice filled with immense anger and shame.

...

Having heard this, Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha forced down his anger and went upstairs, only to see the Rabbit proudly shaking its head, with a pile of various books in front of it, as well as many jade slips.

Sitting opposite Qin Shou was none other than Xunxiang!

The other two were children, except at this moment one was left with only a shirt, and the other with just underpants, seemingly about to go home with bare bottoms.

Only Xunxiang was still fully clothed, but that did little to conceal the embarrassment of empty pockets.

Seeing this, Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha internally cursed, "As expected, they were all led astray by the damn Rabbit!"

Upon hearing someone coming upstairs, everyone instinctively glanced up, and with that one look, all but the Rabbit jumped up from their chairs like they were sitting on nails, their faces flushed with shame, as they then quietly greeted, "Bow in respect to the Bodhisattva."

Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha, struggling to contain his rage, said, "Very well... You are more promising than those below, they can’t even see others passing by them now, their eyes filled only with this..."

A kid nearby reminded, "Mahjong."

Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha, through gritted teeth, said, "Right, Mahjong!"

"Bodhisattva, I... I was actually here to fetch someone," Xunxiang said, her face full of shame.

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou quickly called out, "Don’t spout nonsense! You clearly came in shouting that you wanted to play, and specifically asked to play with me! I don’t care, now that the Bodhisattva is here, you still have to settle the account. If you have nothing, take off your pants."

Xunxiang glared fiercely at Qin Shou, worried that the Bodhisattva would misunderstand, she hurriedly explained, "I heard that this Rabbit had gathered all the children skipping classes, and I was afraid something might happen, so I followed them here. As soon as I arrived, I saw them playing cards... I felt it wasn’t right to say anything before understanding the situation. So I decided to learn and join in myself, and the result..."

Mid-sentence, Xunxiang angrily glared at Qin Shou and said, "There’s a Demon in these cards; once you sit down, you can’t get up."

Qin Shou rolled his eyes, stood up, and said, "Nonsense, you see, I stood up, didn’t I? I can even do a little hop! And even a big jump! How can you say you can’t get up? Besides, haven’t you all stood up now?"

Xunxiang was about to say something else when Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha sighed and said, "Where does the demon in the game come from? Clearly, it’s the demons in your own hearts."

Hearing this, Xunxiang lowered her head in shame.

Qin Shou glanced at her and said, "No matter how hard you bow, you still can’t touch your flat chest."

Upon hearing this, Xunxiang picked up a chair nearby, ready to smash it at him.

Quickly, Qin Shou called out, "Bodhisattva, this woman’s gone mad! Are you not going to do something?"

Hearing the word "Bodhisattva", Xunxiang instantly calmed down as if she were under a spell. Realizing that the Bodhisattva was still present and it was inappropriate to lose her temper, she bowed to Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha and admitted her wrong, saying, "Kaitabha was wrong and is willing to accept punishment."

Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha said, "Very well, go stand by the Naihe Bridge. You don’t have to do anything, just stand there and watch. There are daily separations of life and death, all kinds of temptations; watch for a thousand years first."

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou replied with a smack of his lips, "Bodhisattva, you can’t do this, that’s too cruel."

Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha asked in return, "Oh? Cruel? How so?"

Xunxiang also looked at Qin Shou in surprise, thinking, "Has this damn rabbit developed a conscience? Is he actually starting to care about me?"

But then she saw Qin Shou pointing at the table and saying, "If she goes, we’ll be one short... Who will I play cards with in the future?"

"Damn rabbit, go die!" Xunxiang could no longer hold back and exploded on the spot, grabbing whatever was nearby to throw at him!

But then she realized that what she was holding felt soft and slippery, and at the same time a voice came from her hand, "Bodhisattva save me! It’s just a game, does it have to be like this for me?"

Xunxiang focused her eyes and saw that she was swinging a child, whom she had grabbed by the ankles... Her face turned beet red with embarrassment, she awkwardly put the child down, and then glared at Qin Shou, teeth clenched as if she wished she could bite him to death.

Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha waved his hand and said, "You all may leave now."

Xunxiang asked, "What about this rabbit then?"

Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha didn’t say anything, and Xunxiang thought he was angry with her, not wanting to talk to her. Therefore, with a sorrowful bow to the Bodhisattva, she left with the two children.

She didn’t know that at that moment, Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha’s heart was filled with immense frustration, roaring incessantly, "I also want to know what to do with this rabbit... I want to return to Spirit Mountain..."

That night, Qin Shou was called out by Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha.

It was the same hillside. The two sat on either side of a table, half-filled with vegetarian dishes and half with meat, half with tea and half with alcoholic drinks.

A man and a rabbit looked up at the sky, drinking and eating, neither speaking.

Eventually, Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha couldn’t resist anymore and said, "Rabbit."

Qin Shou, "Ah? What’s up?"

Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha said, "You see when will you leave?"

Qin Shou, taken aback, countered, "Leave? Go where?"

Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha was at a loss for words. Where to go? How would he know where to go? He wasn’t a rabbit!

Qin Shou took a sip of alcohol and said vaguely, "I think this is quite nice. There’s food and drink, and no dangers. It’s just a bit boring, though having someone to play Mahjong with isn’t bad either. Hmm, I’ll teach them how to play Zhajinhua tomorrow..."

Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha heard this and spat out a mouthful of tea, rubbing his forehead and saying, "Rabbit, don’t you miss home?"

Qin Shou looked up at the sky and said, "Of course I do, but it’s no use. The roads to Heaven are all sealed off. Unless I ascend to Heaven, what’s the use of just missing it?"