Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 569 - 173 Distinguished Guest_1

Chapter 569: Chapter 173 Distinguished Guest_1

Emperor of the Perdition City laughed heartily, "I’ve lived for endless ages, having experienced two eras of the Heavenly Court, I’ve seen what should be seen and what should not. I’ve concluded that the shameless always outlive those who die for face... So, whoever wants this face, take it, I certainly don’t want it."

Having said that, Emperor of the Perdition City walked up to the chessboard, looked down, and clicked his tongue, "The person using the black pieces must be a fool, no?"

Upon hearing this, Nether River Patriarch subconsciously touched the hilt of his sword and asked, "What did you say?"

Emperor of the Perdition City coughed and said, "Cough, cough, a genius, truly a genius."

Seeing this, Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha shook his head slightly and whispered, "Amitabha, if the beings of Hell are shameless and thick-skinned, how can I peaceably depart? Never mind, I’ll stay then."

Hearing these words, Nether River Patriarch immediately burst into laughter and hollered, "Kaitabha, your Bodhisattva has spoken, he told you to take Rabbit back to Buddha Mountain! Hurry up and scram, it won’t look good if a Buddha dies here!"

Emperor of the Perdition City followed with a joyful laugh, as he was clear in his mind that if Rabbit didn’t go to Buddha Mountain and left the Nether River, the only place he could go would be the Netherworld. Blood City was just torn asunder; he certainly didn’t want his painstakingly maintained Fengdu City to follow the same fate...

Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha, looking at the two shameless individuals before him, pointed outside the cave and said indifferently, "Scram!"

Emperor of the Perdition City and Nether River Patriarch looked at each other, exchanged a smile, and suggested, "Find a place to drink?"

"Shall we?"

"There’s a decent new tavern in Fengdu City recently, the flavor is good, I’ll take you there to try it."

"Not coming back till we’re drunk!"

"Let’s go!"

Then the two old rascals, hand in hand, just walked off like that...

Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha sighed deeply, rubbed his temples, and muttered, "This Rabbit... such trouble."

"Bodhisattva, what’s the story with that Rabbit? Why does it seem like no one likes him?" Diting, seeing no one around, came up and asked.

Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha shook his head and said, "I cannot say... I cannot say. In short, this Rabbit is a hot potato, whoever holds onto him will be distressed."

Diting, puzzled, said, "When I saw him in the Netherworld, he was just messing up lines at the Nostalgia Altar. But he has started queuing up on his own later, which could be seen as acknowledging and correcting his faults. In the Nether River, he only swindled some Cultivation Techniques, which... doesn’t seem too hot to handle, right?"

Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha, taking Diting out of the cave abode, looked into the distance and said, "If that was really all there was to it, no one would dislike him. He has a great cause and effect upon him, a cause and effect that reaches to Heaven; once it erupts, no one wants to bear it... or perhaps it’s more accurate to say that no one under this heaven could bear it. No one knows when this cause and effect will be triggered, so wherever he is, everyone is on edge. Someone cast him onto the desolate Taiyin Star because of this reason."

Diting asked, "Then why not find another desolate place to trap him for life?"

Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha shook his head and said, "Back then, it was a fortunate coincidence that he got trapped. If we truly attempted to trap him..."

As he spoke, Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha suddenly shuddered, as if he had thought of something, or perhaps heard something, and then he shook his head and said, "Now that he has come out, no one will do anything to him. Let’s go, let’s see that Rabbit!"

"Yes, Bodhisattva." Diting nodded and followed Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha down the mountain.

Meanwhile, Xunxiang led Rabbit back to Buddha Mountain unwillingly, but...

"Xunxiang, are you catching a rabbit or being caught by one?" Yasha looked in astonishment at the plump rabbit dangling from Xunxiang’s thigh and then poked the fat rabbit’s bottom, muttering, "Really fat..."

Qin Shou glared at him and said, "You green-faced fanged creature, don’t touch me!"

Yasha laughed and said, "You rabbit, still so arrogant even when death is upon you, I’d like to see how you’ll remain arrogant in a moment."

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou grinned at Yasha and said, "What if I can’t die?"

Yasha laughed wildly and said, "What do you think this place is? This is Buddha Mountain, what we say goes here. I want to kill you, do you think you can stay alive?"

Qin Shou curled his lips and said, "You talk too much nonsense. I’m asking you, what if I can’t die?"

Yasha sneered and said, "If you can’t die, I’ll write my name backwards!"

Qin Shou gave Yasha a thumbs up and said, "Impressive, how should I address you?"

Yasha said, "I am one of the Eight Heavenly Dragons, Yasha King!"

Qin Shou looked up at Xunxiang and said, "Congratulations, you Eight Heavenly Dragons now have an additional King Yasha."

Xunxiang had always known that the rabbit couldn’t die, but she had no intention of reminding Yasha. Qin Shou couldn’t figure out what this woman was thinking, but since it wasn’t him who was in trouble, he couldn’t be bothered to care about it either.

Yasha, feeling annoyed by Qin Shou’s words, said, "Xunxiang, has the matter with your memory loss been cleared up yet? If it has, I’ll slaughter this rabbit right now!"

Xunxiang said, "It hasn’t been cleared up. You can check it out later." After speaking, Xunxiang looked toward the rabbit and said, "You’ve arrived at Buddha Mountain, it’s time to let go, isn’t it?"

Qin Shou decisively shook his head and said, "No way."

Xunxiang angrily said, "We agreed that you’d let go once we reach Buddha Mountain. Why are you backing out now?"

Qin Shou as if it were the most natural thing in the world, said, "Look at those things, each one stranger than the last, it’s easy to go blind from looking too long. Now it’s much better, I have a flat-chested beauty to look at, and legs to cling to. Let me tell you, although your chest is flat, your legs are really comfortable to hold. I could play with these legs for a year."

Xunxiang was so angry her eyes turned red, and she said through clenched teeth, "Rabbit, don’t push it too far!"

Yasha, too, was angered by Qin Shou’s previous words. He stepped forward, reached out to grab Qin Shou, and shouted angrily, "You rabbit, still so oblivious to your imminent death, let’s see how I deal with you!"

Just as Yasha’s hand reached out, a loud voice commanded: "Stop!"

Startled by the voice, Yasha quickly turned around to bow and said, "It turns out to be Lord Diting."

The other Eight Heavenly Dragons also turned to bow to Diting.

Diting, a spiritual beast raised by Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha, lies beneath the sutra desk every day. Although he does not hold a rank in Buddhism, he has an exceptional status in Buddha Mountain.

In front of Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha, Diting behaved obediently, but here, he still haughtily lifted his head, glanced at Yasha and said, "This rabbit is a distinguished guest, you can’t harm him."

Not believing what he was hearing, Yasha pointed at Qin Shou and argued, "What? Him? That one? A distinguished guest?"

Diting nodded.

Qin Shou then looked at Yasha smugly, snickered and said, "Now, calling you King Yasha shouldn’t be a problem, right?"

Upon hearing this, Yasha’s face instantly darkened, but what could he say? What could he do?

Since the rabbit was a distinguished guest of Buddha Mountain, there was absolutely no way he could kill him. Since he couldn’t be killed, he was destined to change his name... The more he thought about it, the more depressed he became. Unwilling to accept it, he looked at Diting and said, "Lord, is he really a distinguished guest? But look at him, from head to toe, aside from being meaty, how does he resemble a distinguished guest? Moreover, he’s taking advantage of Xunxiang! If you ask me, even if he is a guest, he’s a bad one! We might as well kill him."