Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 545 - 155: Troublemaker Rabbit [Part Two] Third Update_1

Chapter 545: Chapter 155: Troublemaker Rabbit [Part Two] Third Update_1

Hanyue stood up and pointed at the selection of foods, "These... did you make all of this?"

Qin Shou took out a jug of wine and poured two cups, saying, "Of course! Beautiful food, fine wine, lovely company— life’s pleasures are boundless! Come, have a seat."

Hanyue swallowed hard and moved closer, lifted a cup to smell it, and said, "Is this the legendary wine?"

"Legendary? You’ve never had it before?" Qin Shou asked in surprise.

Hanyue shook her head, "Never. In the Nether River, there’s only black lumps of meat to eat; everything else has long gone."

Having said that, Hanyue tilted her head back and took a large gulp, then smacked her lips and said, "Doesn’t taste much different from water, does it?"

No sooner had the words left her mouth than Hanyue suddenly clutched at her throat, exclaiming, "Hot, so hot, what is this stuff? It’s burning up!"

Seeing this, Qin Shou could only wryly smile; he’d just remembered that even the finest wine couldn’t reveal its aroma when sipped by Hanyue. But wine was still wine; although the taste might not come through, the burning sensation of alcohol in the throat was unmistakable. Hanyue was experiencing just that.

Qin Shou said, "Don’t be alarmed, it’s just wine, strong wine. It warms the body all over when you drink it."

Hanyue rubbed her neck, then smacked her lips again, "I can’t tell what it feels like, but this burning sensation is quite comfortable! It’s refreshing! Pour me another!"

With that, Hanyue hugged the wine jug and took another swig.

Qin Shou hurriedly called out, "Drink slowly, slowly. There’s plenty of wine, enough for all!"

Belch!

After letting out a burp, Hanyue asked, "Really?"

Qin Shou nodded.

Hanyue smiled contentedly, casually sat down with one foot on the table and the other on the ground, leaned back in her chair, with a large roast leg in one hand and the jug of wine in the other, feasting and drinking to her heart’s content.

Watching Hanyue like this, Qin Shou also laughed; he knew that Hanyue was truly herself when she behaved without constraints.

Previously, when the Nether River Patriarch was around, Hanyue was somewhat restrained and couldn’t completely let loose.

Qin Shou poured himself another cup of wine too. Drinking good wine and eating delicious food while watching a beautiful sight, Qin Shou suddenly felt that life in the Nether River might not be too bad after all.

The two of them continued drinking, one from a cup, the other from a jug...

Meanwhile, outside the cottage, in the icy waters of the Nether River, within some inconspicuous shadows, several figures were stealthily laying in wait.

"It’s too much, way too much!" one of them complained internally.

"That damn rabbit, he really goes too far! We’re here enduring harsh cultivation, and he’s inside enjoying drinks and meat, flirting with women! Damn it..." someone whispered.

"That house looks so cozy... dry, with a fire, and they have food that appears to be very appetizing."

Just then, the Rabbit staggered over to the window and flung it open.

At that moment, a fragrance they had never smelled before wafted out; although it was faint due to the distance, Asuras’ noses were exceptionally keen. Also, having eaten incredibly poor-tasting trash for countless years, they were like a desert that had been dry for eons. That little bit of fragrance was like a bird flying overhead and leaving a spatter of droppings—insignificant in quantity, but they greedily inhaled it until there was nothing left.

"Delicious!" someone said.

"Truly delicious! What is this smell? Is this meat?"

"Definitely not meat; I’ve eaten meat before, it’s not tasty, it’s black and hard."

"What on earth is this?"

The voices of debate grew louder, but sadly no one could answer their questions.

"In our tradition, when we drink, we have an offering cup, which we use to pay homage to our ancestors. I forgot about it today, so let’s do it now!" After speaking, Qin Shou poured a cup of wine and spilled it outside.

Outside was the Nether River; the wine, once in the Nether River, naturally did not fall to the ground but immediately dispersed within its waters.

In an instant, countless eyes lit up! One by one, they no longer cared about hiding, they drew breaths with all their might, greedily opened their mouths, drinking the Nether River water that they had consumed for who knows how many eons.

"Is this wine?!" someone asked in a doubtful tone.

"Seems like wine!"

"Stop bullshitting, who the hell here has had wine before? Without climbing to the top of Seven Kill Tower, no one can leave the Nether River. If you can’t leave the Nether River, aside from drinking water, there’s no damn wine!"

"I’ve had it, when Lord Indra got married and had a banquet, they shared a small cup with me. It’s this flavor, but this one’s even better!" someone said seriously.

"Bullshit! Lord Indra is one of the Four Great Demon Generals; what status does he have? The wine he got would naturally be top-notch! I think you’re just talking nonsense without understanding wine," someone countered.

The person retorted with a sneer, "Don’t understand wine? I may not understand it, but I have tasted it! Have you?"

The other fell silent, but not to be outdone, said, "No, but so what? Anyway, the wine Lord Indra has would definitely taste better than this!"

"Bullshit!" the first shot back.

"What, you don’t agree? If you’re unhappy, let’s fight about it!"

"Fine, let’s do this, come on!"

After speaking, neither of them moved.

A few seconds passed, and still, they remained silent and did not leave.

Someone asked, "Why aren’t you going? Weren’t you two about to fight?"

"Shut up!" the two of them said in unison, "We’ll go after the wine’s scent fades! Sniffing it once isn’t easy."

Everyone fell silent...

"If it was meant to be an offering, why pour it away?" At that moment, Hanyue also came to the window, propping herself on the sill, leaning forward slightly, buttocks perked up, with a slightly flushed doll face from the effects of alcohol, her eyes hazy, looking especially enticing.

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