Rabbit Must Die -
Chapter 461 - 74: Being Cuckolded [ - Four]_1
Chapter 461: Chapter 74: Being Cuckolded [Chapter Four]_1
With a single kick, a group of demons staggered backward in retreat.
The burly man continued to cry with a wronged expression, "You’re bullying me!"
Upon hearing this, the demons were almost in tears. They looked at their hundred-odd members charging forward, only to have thirty-some return; and then at the corpses littering the ground and their shattered magic treasures. They cursed in their hearts, "Damn it, never in my life have I been so humiliated! This is too much!"
Just then, Lan San suddenly stood up, enraged, "What a bunch of trash! I’ll take care of this!"
Seeing this, Qin Shou gave his forehead a fierce slap and said, "Time to go!"
Finished speaking, Qin Shou punched through the vines, leading Li Zhenying and Lady Diyong in a dash out. Mid-air, Qin Shou reached for the ball of vines, causing all the shadows within to fly out and form a shadowy bridge at his feet, instantly bringing him face-to-face with the bald man!
The speed was so astonishing that everybody was dumbstruck!
Lady Diyong exclaimed, "Rabbit, how can you also master the Shadow Path?"
Of course, Qin Shou couldn’t say that he had stolen this ability from Youque. Instead, he exclaimed with feigned arrogance, "I, the great Rabbit, can do anything!"
Dading True Master came to a sudden realization, "No wonder he could restrain Youque, he also knows the Shadow Path... But still, come and meet your fate!"
At that moment, Dading True Master saw his enemy with redoubled hatred and charged to join the fight.
However, the first one to react was the bald brute. Swinging his fists, he slammed one down towards Rabbit.
Seeing this, Qin Shou cursed mentally, idiot, then quickly shouted, "Kui San, it’s me!"
Kui San’s punch was still as unstoppable as ever!
Qin Shou shouted loudly, "San, you fool, it’s me!"
Kui San remained unmoved. Just when Qin Shou wondered if he had mistaken someone else, he heard Kui San cry out, "Get out of the way, I put too much force into it and can’t pull back!"
Qin Shou: "..."
Suddenly, Qin Shou transformed into a mass of shadow, dodging Kui San’s punch, then reappeared behind him, grabbed his shoulder, and took off running!
"Rabbit, why are you dragging me?" Kui San yelled.
Qin Shou was speechless and cursed, "That old lady and that old man are too fierce; no more fighting, let’s get out of here!"
Kui San was stunned for a moment, then glanced at the ferocious Lan San. At that moment, all the fur balls that had been curled up around Lan San unfolded, making him look like a hedgehog, with a small dagger darting around his body.
Turning to Dading True Master, this guy was standing disdainfully on his cauldron, stirring a spoon and looking into the soup, hesitating for a long time without taking a sip... Finally, he glared angrily at Qin Shou, his gaze as if they couldn’t share the sky.
Kui San might be foolish, but he knew what mattered. Seeing that these two were not to be trifled with, he suddenly turned around, picked up Qin Shou, and bolted!
It has been said before that the Kun Clan is least adept at escape, so Rabbit miserably realized that the little time and distance he had barely gained were completely wasted by Kui San!
Lan San was already on their heels, and Qin Shou could even feel the cold breeze stirred up when the dagger nearly grazed his butt!
"Idiot, put me down, I’ll lead the way. You can’t outrun them!" Qin Shou shouted.
Upon hearing this, Kui San responded with an "Okay!" and then tossed Qin Shou aside!
Then Qin Shou miserably discovered that he was thrown right towards Lan San!
Qin Shou even saw Lan San’s triumphant and hideous smile; it was as if he saw the dish "Braised Rabbit Head" in Lan San’s eyes!
Qin Shou cursed, "Damn you, fool!"
Lan San laughed heartily as he grabbed the dagger and counterattacked with the knife, aiming straight for Rabbit’s head!
Qin Shou pulled out a Brick to block head-on!
Clang!
Sparks flew in all directions, and the Brick truly didn’t let Qin Shou down; it blocked the strike.
Then, before Qin Shou could say anything, he heard the Brick howling: "You old hag, you dare hit me? Rabbit! Let go, I’ll smack this hag to death!"
No sooner had these words come out than Lan San’s hair stood on end, and he looked like a giant spiky ball, clearly infuriated.
Qin Shou immediately came to a conclusion: in any world, calling a woman old is suicidal behavior.
As expected, Lan San truly went berserk following that; his knife movements were like lightning and illusion, each strike lethal, chopping at the Brick’s face.
At first, Qin Shou swung the Brick to counterattack, but then he realized that with his combat skills, he simply couldn’t break through Lan San’s dense blade attacks. Lan San’s blade was ferocious, but it seemed unrelated to him; all the attacks were aimed at the Brick, who was thick-skinned and not afraid of being hit. What’s even worse was that this damn thing had a particularly venomous mouth...
"My, my, you old hag, did you not eat or are you just weak from old age? Hit me harder!"
"They say a woman at thirty is like a tiger, but you? A few moves and you’re done. My guess, you’re over a hundred years old, right?"
"Ouch, you almost poked my eye out, ow, ow... What are you touching my butt for? Annoying!"
"Oww oww... Rabbit, he’s stabbing my ass!"
...
Qin Shou glared at him, annoyed, and said, "Do you ever shut up?"
The Brick yelled, "Look!"
Clang!
A flash of cold light slashed down!
Seeing this, Qin Shou looked at Lan San with a bit of fear for the first time.
However, the Brick was not at all afraid and continued to shout, "Old hag, not bad, huh? Haha..."
Qin Shou was speechless. He now understood why Nezha liked to keep changing his treasures, disposing of the old like worn-out tools. Who in their right mind would bring this thing to a public place? It’s so embarrassing!
The Brick continued to taunt, and a flash of cold light shone!
The two protrusions side by side on the Brick were swept across, and sparks flew chaotically.
Although the Brick couldn’t hit Lan San, its mouth didn’t stop, continually shouting:
"You flat-chested old hag, you’re vicious! Is this envy, jealousy, and resentment? Your jealousy has distorted your face beyond recognition, not even human!"
Clang!
A blade chopped down on the Brick’s mouth.
The Brick, not caring in the slightest, squinted at Lan San’s chest, but alas, the thorns were too dense and too many to see anything; yet it still taunted, "No wonder you wear such thick clothes; you must be too embarrassed to let people realize how flat-chested you are, right?"
Lan San, who had been silent while hacking away, finally exploded in rage and yelled, "Bullshit!"
The Brick said: "You won’t admit it? Let’s compare then, and see if mine are bigger or yours!"
The two protrusions on the Brick rose a bit higher.
Lan San, furious, had green eyes not just from the lethal blades, but now mysterious and unpredictable green energies began to travel along the blade, undoubtedly poison!
But the Brick was still a Brick, not afraid of the toxin. Even if it went from a gold brick to a green brick, it kept on taunting: "Rabbit, Rabbit! Help, I’ve gone green because of her!"
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