Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 457 - 70: The True Ranter_Part 1

Chapter 457: Chapter 70: The True Ranter_Part 1

Dading True Master had never taken the Rabbit seriously, and with Lan San at his side, he dared not show off too much. While concealing his magic, he also calculated that Rabbit wouldn’t see through his Obscuring Mist. He was only thinking about ambushing Rabbit for some fun, but he forgot to defend himself.

When he hurried to defend, his mind reacted, but his body couldn’t keep up. He almost watched helplessly as a blob of yellow-orange, glittering stuff sprayed all over him!

By the time it hit him, his body was slow to cast a protective energy shield...

In that instant, Dading True Master’s head buzzed, and he even subconsciously took a smell, only to be hit by a foul stench. His Wuzang Temple churned and twisted, and in the midst of convulsions, he vomited with a retch!

To outsiders, it looked like Youque was trying to fight back, and then Rabbit kicked him, really kicking the shit out of him. It was just that this shit was a bit strange, hanging in midair without falling, as if it stuck to something.

Everyone present was no fool; with one look, they instantly understood what was going on.

Lan San stood up abruptly, furious, and exclaimed, "Dading True Master!"

Dading True Master quickly dissolved his Magic possession and returned to his cauldron form, then zipped away, falling into the hands of Dading True Master, who regretted grabbing it immediately. A layer of gooey stuff came with a wave of foul odor, and for the first time, he considered tossing away the magic treasure.

Dading True Master was about to wipe it off when Lan San suddenly turned around, his eyes fixating on him like lightning, and he coldly huffed, "Dading True Master!"

Though Dading True Master was quick, how could he deceive Lan San?

However, Dading True Master had a thick face; knowing others hadn’t seen it, as long as he denied it, Lan San’s words would be worthless. Thus, he took a deep breath, puffed up his chest, looked upright, and asked, "Lan San my friend, what is it?"

Lan San originally wanted to say something, but after glancing at Dading True Master’s right hand, he chuckled and said, "Such a fine magic treasure, why don’t you put it inside your body? Why are you holding it in the palm of your hand?"

Dading True Master hadn’t expected Lan San not to pursue his intervention, but instead, he threw this comment at him. Although he had tried to put the issue aside, bringing it up again made Dading True Master feel his hand burning and stickily unpleasant, and he was particularly disgusted at heart.

As for putting it into his body?

Right now, Dading True Master had only one thought: he could never put that thing inside him again; it would have to sit in his pocket from now on.

Dading True Master maintained an unperturbed smile on his face and said lightly, "Let’s watch the fight, Youque, hang in there!"

But as he turned his head, Dading True Master’s face turned green!

The place where the fight had been, Youque was long gone.

At that moment, they heard someone exclaiming in shock and swearing profusely.

"Damn rabbit! Get the hell away from me!"

"Youque, what the fuck did you eat?"

"Aren’t you done shitting yet?"

...

The scene shifted, and what came into view was a Rabbit with three heads and six arms tucking Youque under its armpit, one hand clamping tightly onto Youque; one of the heads behind watched Youque, and a hand raised a glittering Brick high, which howled: "Whack him to death! Aim for the face, howl... blissful!"

With the Brick’s cheers, it was one brick after another slapping Youque’s face, which now resembled a blank tile in mahjong, completely featureless.

Meanwhile, Qin Shou used another hand and head to cast Spells to keep Youque’s blood at bay, to avoid fainting from it splashing on himself.

The other hands kept slapping Youque, but they weren’t hitting hard; the purpose of this beating was unclear.

Qin Shou’s main head watched the road ahead, laughing madly while lifting Youque’s butt high into the air—his butt was like a machine gun, charging forward and blazing a trail of chaos! Dading True Master, Lan San, and the subordinates of Yao Sanqian ran around in complete disarray.

Facing such a formidable weapon, everyone could have resisted a bit.

But Yao Sanqian had a rule, no one was allowed to interfere in their battle, so they dared not fight back, and had no choice but to run.

After all, who would want to fight with such a disgusting thing even if they could?

Thus, the spectacle of a rabbit carrying a person while chasing dozens around in circles in the sky unfolded.

Dading True Master’s face was utterly blackened, as he had previously mocked Lan San’s Pugong subordinates for being incompetent.

Now, looking at his own disciple Youque, he finally understood the ancient saying, "There is always someone better, there is always a higher sky."

Upon seeing this, Lan San laughed out loud and then shamelessly declared in front of Dading True Master, "Interesting, really interesting... Hahaha... I’m starting to like this rabbit!"

Dading True Master, with a face as dark as coal, said, "Lan San, we admit defeat this time. Your people can take over dealing with this rabbit."

Dading True Master had two disciples; Tang Shi went to block the Heavenly God that had suddenly come to rescue, and with Youque now turned into a defecation device, he had no one else to use. It was better to just generously cede the rabbit to Lan San. At the same time, he cunningly thought that this tricky rabbit had managed to kill members of Pugong and defeat Youque, so it would likely not be a good outcome for Lan San’s subordinates either. If they could save Youque in the process, all the better.

Lan San curled his lip, securely sitting on his own reed boat, and spoke indifferently, "Youque is still alive; the fight isn’t over. When he’s dead, my people will naturally make a move."

Clearly, Lan San didn’t want his subordinates to battle with this peculiar rabbit either.

Lan San’s mouth corners subtly lifted, and with a flick of his knife, a silver light burst forth, shrouding Dading True Master’s reed boat within it!

Dading True Master exclaimed angrily, "Lan San, what are you doing?"

Lan San replied with a chuckle, "To prevent you and I from interfering in the fight, I have temporarily sealed the reed boat. We can only watch, not interfere."

Dading True Master knew he was in the wrong, and with Youque in such a state, he didn’t wish to enter the fray to save him, deciding instead to ignore it entirely.

After chasing for a while, Youque had run out of ’ammunition’. Qin Shou casually tossed Youque aside and then started searching for Li Zhenying’s Xumi Band.

The Brick yelled, "Rabbit, why did you stop? I was enjoying it! Keep going!"

Qin Shou replied, "What the hell are you squawking about? That bastard hurt my sister so badly; I said I’d dismember him piece by piece, and I’ll do exactly that. I need to find a knife first!"

The Brick smacked its ’lips’ and argued, "What’s the use of a knife? It’s not as satisfying as the feeling of brick meeting flesh!"

Qin Shou ignored it and quickly found a large cleaver gleaming with blue light!

Qin Shou weighed it in his hand and chuckled, "Not bad!"

Dading True Master saw this and struggled to restrain himself, but Lan San stared at him intently and said word by word, "I didn’t intervene when Pugong was killed. If you cause trouble, don’t blame me for not being courteous!"

Dading True Master had no choice but to sit down...

Seeing that no one was coming to stop him, Qin Shou also breathed a sigh of relief. He could tell that both Dading True Master and that woman were not to be trifled with; if they made a move, his plan would almost certainly be ruined.

Raising the cleaver high, Qin Shou took a deep breath and said, "Kid, it’s not that I’m cruel, but you damn well deserve to die!"

With that, Qin Shou’s hand raised the cleaver and brought it down!