Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 456 - 69: Hit the Shit Out_1

Chapter 456: Chapter 69: Hit the Shit Out_1

Now, it indeed took effect...

No matter how many magical abilities Youque possessed, he couldn’t withstand the stomach pain that exploded into a thousand-mile diarrhea!

Keep in mind, this laxative had once even drained Wenqu of his strength, and now it’s being used on the likes of Youque—truly an overkill.

Youque, not understanding the terror of the drug’s effects, desperately tried not to let it out.

Qin Shou, however, understood the mystery deeply. He cracked his wrists and chuckled, "Kid, you dared to hurt my sister? Today, I’ll beat the shit out of you!"

As he spoke, Qin Shou rushed forward and without a second word, the rabbit with three heads and six arms threw a barrage of punches!

"This punch is for Lady Diyong!" Qin Shou delivered a punch that smashed Youque’s head straight into the ground.

Following that, Qin Shou threw a second punch, burying half of Youque’s body into the ground, then he slowly said, "This one’s for mocking me!"

And then, after the third punch, Youque was completely embedded in the ground. Qin Shou said, "From this punch onward to who knows how many more, they’re for Miss Zhenying!"

Having said this, Qin Shou swung his fists for a relentless beating, causing the ground to rumble thunderously!

Meanwhile, in his heart Qin Shou silently chanted, "I steal from Heaven, Earth, and even your underwear!"

Next, Qin Shou ecstatically realized that his Steal ability had leveled up, greatly increasing its success rate. In just a moment, he had already stolen an object!

However, Qin Shou had to admit, he was quite impressed by Youque’s willpower; after over twenty punches, anyone else would’ve long since lost consciousness.

But Youque gritted his teeth, clenched his sphincter tight, keeping the poop from coming out.

Seeing this, Dading True Master couldn’t bear to watch any longer and reprimanded, "Youque, what are you doing? Fight back already!"

Hearing this, Youque felt like crying. Fight back? His entire willpower and focus were currently battling his anal sphincter. If he tried to fight back, the consequences would be worse than death!

So Youque desperately endured the pain and suppressed the urge to call out for help, concentrating his energies on the fierce struggle in his lower half.

Dading True Master attempted to intervene several times, but Lan San kept him at bay with the word "rules," frustrating Dading True Master to the point where he could only sit there, helplessly watching his disciple getting pummeled motionless like a dog.

Lan San showed not a hint of pity. It’s not hard to see why—her own subordinates were killed by this rabbit right in front of her, and at the time, Dading True Master had used the same "rules" to prevent her from intervening.

In fact, by now, Lan San’s dissatisfaction with Dading True Master was even stronger than her anger towards the rabbit; she just lacked a proper reason to cut down Dading True Master.

Now that she had the opportunity for revenge, Lan San certainly wouldn’t let it slip by.

Dading True Master paced back and forth, circling around, quite like he was trapped in a restroom with overflowing stalls, bursting but with nowhere to vent.

Qin Shou didn’t care about any of that. No one’s intervening, huh? It’s best when no one intervenes!

The relentless beating became more brutal, causing Youque to bleed from every orifice.

However, Youque summoned all his strength and dared not relax for a moment; even if he was vomiting blood into his mouth, he would swallow it back down, not daring to let any spill out. Because once it spilled out, his spirit would slacken, and it would all go downhill from there.

After fighting for a while, Qin Shou grew somewhat frustrated, "I don’t believe I can’t beat the shit out of you!"

Having said this, Qin Shou threw another punch with full force!

Upon seeing this, Dading True Master’s eyes reddened as he thought, "I never realized how tough Youque was, not to have noticed it before. To think he could endure such a miserable beating without so much as a scream, let alone cry for help. He’s doing this to save face for me! With him being so filial, how could I, as his master, just stand by and do nothing?"

Thus, Dading True Master had a flash of inspiration, sat down cross-legged on a clump of reeds, and remained silent without making a sound.

Lan San sized up Dading True Master for a moment and asked him a couple of questions; Dading True Master even managed to respond, so Lan San stopped paying him attention, offering only a disdainful glance that seemed to chastise him for his indifference, leaving his disciple to fend for himself.

What Lan San didn’t realize, however, was that Dading True Master possessed a magic called "Possess," which allowed him, due to the connection between his bloodline and his destined magic artifact, to attach his soul to his magic treasure, turning it into an exact replica of himself, so lifelike and complete with his divine sense controlling its speech and behavior to such an extent that one could hardly tell the difference between it and his real body.

Nevertheless, this method of possession had notable drawbacks. First, the power of the physical manifestation was limited, generally three minor levels below the user’s. In other words, if Dading True Master, an Earthly Immortal of Level Nine, used this magic, the resulting form would only be of Level Six.

Second, this magic required an extremely high affinity between the user’s soul and the magic treasure, which could only be achieved through relentless cultivation. However, given the significant effort required for such cultivation, few would actually invest the time needed to master it. Even Dading True Master himself hadn’t perfected it, which resulted in an insufficient bond with the artifact, making the avatar’s movements of power quite poor. It was akin to experiencing network lag; he would think of acting, but his body would only move after a delay. However, once the command was issued, the action would be carried out flawlessly. Hence, Dading True Master used it for sneak attacks, gathering power in secret to deliver a fatal blow.

Right now, it wasn’t convenient for Dading True Master to take action personally, but this technique was just right for the situation.

Just as Lan San was distracted, Dading True Master flicked his finger and a magic cauldron stealthily flew out, twisting into his likeness before vanishing from sight.

At the same time, Dading True Master’s complexion turned a tad pale; clearly, splitting his soul and maintaining his body without showing any abnormality took a significant toll on him.

Dading True Master quietly moved behind Qin Shou and transmitted a message to Youque, "Youque, your master has arrived. Listen carefully. I can’t act rashly or Lan San will surely intervene, and our prey will slip away. Cooperate with me in a moment. Pretend to strike and I’ll help you beat this rabbit! Let’s knock the shit out of him!"

Upon hearing this, Youque felt warmth in his heart—indeed, at a critical moment, there’s nothing like having a good master!

Youque responded to Dading True Master with a look and Dading True Master continued to transmit instructions, "Kick him with your foot!"

Youque, fighting back the urge to defecate, raised his foot to feebly kick at Qin Shou, just going through the motions without much force.

Seeing this, Dading True Master was overjoyed. He rushed forward and lifted his leg to give the rabbit a kick, hoping to send it flying!

Just then, the rabbit reacted, sidestepping and planting a foot right onto Youque’s buttocks!

And what a well-targeted kick it was, hitting right on the bullseye!

The muscles that had been tensed up instantly relaxed!

Simultaneously, Youque’s body was kicked into a turn, his rear end facing an overjoyed Dading True Master!

Then there was a ’bang’, like a tire exploding, followed by the sight of Youque’s pants bursting apart and a mass of brownish stuff erupting forth!

ps: Explosive updates tomorrow, at least five Chapters. Go for it!