Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 341 - 338 Stubborn Temperament_1

Chapter 341: Chapter 338 Stubborn Temperament_1

Chang’e was even more excited as she ran over and, grabbing Qin Shou, joined everyone in their revelry, hopping and bouncing...

Everyone was in high spirits, except for Qin Shou, who looked disdainfully at the pufferfish sprite sister beside him, his face sullen with discontent...

While everyone was having a blast, the Bouncing Fish Spirit shouted, "Rabbit, look up at the sky!"

Qin Shou looked up and saw a rainbow bridge flying towards them all the way from the Southern Gate! This scene felt oddly familiar to Qin Shou, who thought, "What’s Taibai Star Monarch up to, getting bored and coming to see me again?"

As he wondered, the rainbow landed beside the crowd, but the visitor was not Taibai Star Monarch! Instead, it was a woman in a white Daoist robe and a crane crown, who haughtily swept her gaze over all the demons and coldly said, "Where is Chang’e?"

Chang’e immediately approached with fear and trepidation, saying, "I, the lowly immortal Chang’e, pay my respects to the fairy."

Qin Shou frowned... He practically strutted around Heavenly Court, but his own sister was being so humble and meek, which he found very annoying!

The woman wearing the crane crown said, "Chang’e, I bring a decree from the Queen Mother. It seems you have too much idle time in the Moon Palace, and below you have a rabbit causing constant trouble. The Queen Mother has specifically sent me to assign some tasks to your rabbit. This is medicinal herbs. Grind them day and night, and I’ll return in three days to collect them. If the grinding is not up to par, you will bear the wrath of the Queen Mother yourselves!"

After speaking, the woman took out a Xumi Bag and handed it to Chang’e, then, without waiting for Chang’e’s response, turned arrogantly, ready to fly away!

Upon seeing this, Qin Shou raised an eyebrow and yelled, "Hey you old lady, hold on a sec!"

The Red-crowned Crane Immortal turned abruptly, her brows inverted in anger, and she scolded, "Rabbit, what did you call me?"

Before her words had ended, darkness loomed over her head from above!

She looked up to see a huge cauldron plunging from the sky!

The woman angrily said, "Rabbit, you dare?!"

Clang!

Amidst her raging shouts, the woman waved her sleeves, trying to fend it off! Alas, how could her divine light repel a Saint’s Alchemy Furnace? Even a rabbit could not do that without using its teeth!

And so, the woman was trapped inside the Eight Trigrams Furnace in an instant!

The woman angrily asked, "Rabbit, what are you planning to do?"

Qin Shou snorted and said, "You, woman, are so unreasonable! I live carefree on the moon, why should I grind herbs for you? Do you really think I’m made of mud without any temper?"

The woman didn’t believe for a second that the rabbit would harm her, and coldly said, "Rabbit, you must understand, this is an order from the Queen Mother!"

The rabbit replied with contempt, "Go to hell, I don’t care who you are! I’m not doing it!"

The woman frowned and said, "Rabbit, think carefully. The Queen Mother is the master of the harem, and by offending her, you’re as good as offending the Jade Emperor. If the Jade Emperor places blame on you, your Moon could turn instantaneously into dust!"

Qin Shou curled his lip and said, "Do you really think I can be scared so easily? If you’re capable, go tattle to the Queen Mother! I don’t believe it, that such a valiant and mighty Jade Emperor who isn’t afraid of his wife could be henpecked like a little shrimp by an old woman!"

The woman was taken aback. All her life she had seen countless immortals, but she had never seen one that feared death so little, daring to defy the Queen Mother!

The woman sneered and said, "Rabbit, do you even know what you’re saying?"

Qin Shou, sitting on the Eight Trigrams Furnace, said, "I don’t know what I’m talking about. In fact, I have no idea what you were going on about just now. All I know is, I’ve just caught a Red-crowned Crane, ready to try something fresh! Cauldron, quit the nonsense and stew her for me!"

The Red-crowned Crane Immortal gasped in shock and exclaimed, "Rabbit! You dare?"

Qin Shou laughed heartily and said, "I’m using the Eight Trigrams Furnace bestowed by the Dao Ancestor himself. Not to mention stewing one crane of yours, even if I stew a dragon, who can say anything? The cause and effect lie with the Dao Ancestor. Does your Queen Mother dare to come knocking and accuse me?"

Hearing these words, the Red-crowned Crane Immortal really got a scare and started looking around, just to catch sight of the eight trigrams runes lighting up inside the Eight Trigrams Furnace! A unique flame ignited all around, closing in step by step!

The Red-crowned Crane Immortal cried out in alarm, "Is this the Six Ding Divine Fire? Is this really the Dao Ancestor’s Alchemy Furnace? Rabbit, how could you possibly possess the Dao Ancestor’s Eight Trigrams Furnace?"

Qin Shou chuckled and said, "Oh, I didn’t expect to meet someone who recognizes its value!"

The Red-crowned Crane Immortal shouted, "Rabbit, do you realize the consequences of killing me? That would be equivalent to rebellion!"

But Qin Shou could not care less. Ever since he met Bodhi Patriarch on Fangcun Mountain, Qin Shou understood something—when a Saint cannot touch him, what could he possibly fear!

Moreover, he was subjected to an unprovoked disaster! Whom had he offended to be treated like livestock, to be used like that, and to grind herbs? Pah!

Qin Shou was never one for patience, his patience extended only to those who treated him well.

Such as Wenqu, Master Lu, the Kitchen God, and others...

If anyone targeted him, he would never back down!

In the past, for such matters, he had one principle—do it if it needs to be done! The barefoot one is not afraid of the one with shoes, so who is afraid of whom?

Now with a powerful backer, he feared even less. If it needed to be done, it needed to be done. I, the Rabbit, will beat you up first before anything else!

Therefore, Qin Shou wasted no words and directly commanded the Eight Trigrams Furnace to push the Six Ding Divine Fire towards the Red-crowned Crane Immortal! However, he wasn’t too fierce. Despite Qin Shou’s rotten character, he couldn’t just kill someone without a word, but he equally couldn’t pamper and spoil himself just because she might be pitiable!

So, Qin Shou had one thought in mind—don’t kill you, scare you to death!

As for whether the other party was a beautiful woman? Sorry! Ever since Qin Shou had Chang’e in his heart, he really didn’t care about how others looked!

Thus, the Six Ding Divine Fire quickly advanced toward the Red-crowned Crane Immortal. At first, the Immortal still held her ground, threatening the Rabbit a few times: "Rabbit, think carefully about the consequences!"

"Rabbit, I belong to the Queen Mother!"

"Rabbit, have you thought it through? If the Queen Mother gets angry, not a piece of you will be left on this moon!"

But what arrived in return was the Rabbit’s nonchalant reply: "Enough, stop your yapping. Soon you’ll be cooked, and by the time we are finished with you, you won’t be around to see the consequences. Spare yourself the pointless worry and just die. Don’t be afraid, in case you ruin the taste by scaring your gall..."

Upon hearing this, the Red-crowned Crane Immortal felt a rush of anger but also genuine fear! But to submit? That, she could not accept!

As the flames drew closer, even causing her to feel intense pain, at the moment when the flames were about to touch her, a shout came from the sky: "Rabbit, stop! Show mercy! The imperial decree has arrived!"

Upon hearing the announcement of the imperial decree and seeing the bearded old man standing on the rainbow bridge, Qin Shou and the Red-crowned Crane Immortal both heaved a sigh of relief...

Both of them cursed in unison, "Damn! Finally!"

ps: Today is September 18th, my birthday! It turns out to be my birthday! Damn, I didn’t even know myself! It was my wife who reminded me. After coming back from the public memorial, my second uncle and the others arrived, each with a quadruple-proof liquor that nearly killed me. I barely got up, last minute, I finished updating two Chapters! Amitabha, I haven’t let everyone down, blessed be. Tomorrow I plan to try hard to update four times. Everyone keep an eye on me, and if I don’t manage to... just pretend you never knew about this flag. Heh heh...