Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 337 - 334 Perfect Figure [Third Update]_1

Chapter 337: Chapter 334 Perfect Figure [Third Update]_1

The Rabbit thumped onto the ground, grumbling resentfully, "Silly girl, you can’t do this to me! You’re just killing the donkey after it’s done grinding the wheat!"

Then laughter echoed from Qingshu Hall. Chang’e said, "I don’t care, from now on, this is my territory! You’re not allowed to peep, not allowed to enter! Also, keep watch for me, make sure no one else peeps!"

Qin Shou was stunned, thinking, does she know I’m a male? Then why does she still wash my ’little pencil’ every time?

Thinking of this, Qin Shou’s face turned red. He approached and said coyly, "Silly girl, actually I’m a female rabbit."

"I’d have to be possessed to believe you!" Chang’e cursed.

Qin Shou grimaced and said, "Really, I pretended to be ’I’ to muster courage. Otherwise, think about it, if someone knew that on the moon there were only us two lonely, pitiful girls, if someone took an interest in us, how scary would that be? Having a guy around at least puts up a front, right?"

Chang’e replied, "You think I’d believe that?"

When Qin Shou heard this, realizing he couldn’t fool Chang’e, the silly girl, he simply stiffened his neck and shouted, "Why wouldn’t you believe me? You’ve touched every part of my body, couldn’t you tell the difference, even if you couldn’t see it?"

At that comment, a splash was heard from inside Qingshu Hall, as if someone had fallen into the water.

Qin Shou hurriedly pushed the door open to look inside, calling out, "Silly girl, are you alright?"

Chang’e emerged from the water, her hands clutching her shoulders, and yelled, "Don’t come in!"

Qin Shou paused, his eyes inadvertently catching sight of the long dress on the lounging chair by the shore, and the black bra...

Qin Shou’s eyes nearly popped out of their sockets as he screamed internally, "Holy crap! This silly girl is skinny-dipping!"

Afterward, Qin Shou felt his heartbeat starting to race uncontrollably again, his blood rushing faster, his sweat evaporating quicker, and for a moment he was parched and tongue-tied... However, as a seasoned technical otaku who had seen countless films over the years, Qin Shou quickly got his emotions under control and cleared his throat, saying, "Don’t be afraid, I can’t see anything from this angle. Don’t believe me? I’ll climb higher and check..."

As soon as Qin Shou finished speaking, he began climbing up the door frame...

"Yu’er!" Chang’e was clearly frantic.

At that, Qin Shou stopped immediately and asked dazedly, "What’s wrong?"

"Get out!" Chang’e pointed outside.

With that gesture, Qin Shou glimpsed a patch of white beneath her shoulder. Although he still couldn’t see anything, the crystal-clear, snow-white, and soft skin like tofu still made Qin Shou’s gaze a bit slack.

After a pause of 0.01 seconds, Qin Shou turned his head away with all the seriousness and integrity of a gentleman, saying, "Rest assured, I’m a gentleman rabbit, I won’t peek at you!"

Chang’e squinted her eyes, glaring at the shameless rabbit that had turned its head while simultaneously spinning its body 180 degrees, her eyes wide with anger, she exclaimed, "Yu’er!"

Qin Shou pursed his lips and said, "Don’t think I want to see anything, I just can’t bear to part with my swimming pool... I told you, the swimsuit I made for you is great. It’s so boring to play in the water alone... As the saying goes, it’s more joyful to share fun together."

After speaking, Qin Shou sighed, turned around discontentedly, opened the door, closed the door, then plopped down by the door, propping his chin with his hands, sighing, "Ah... my sweater’s left inside, should I go back and get it?"

Just as Qin Shou was downcast, a voice from Qingshu Hall came, "Yu’er, come on in."

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou first felt a surge of excitement, then shook his head, thinking, "She’s finished bathing so soon? Alright, I’ll just play by myself for a while..."

After saying that, Qin Shou dejectedly opened the large door to Qingshu Hall.

"Yu’er, is it okay to wear this?" Chang’e asked.

Qin Shou acknowledged absently with an "Mmm," then suddenly realized something was wrong in the conversation! Since when did Chang’e become so foolish that she couldn’t even dress herself?

No, that’s not right!

The situation is off!

Something’s abnormal!

There’s a demon!

In a flash, Qin Shou never thought his brain could work so fast, he suddenly came up with a possibility, looked up abruptly, and shouted, "Hey! What demon dares to mess around? Take a hit from your lord Rabbit!"

But upon looking up, Qin Shou was flabbergasted!

He saw Chang’e in front of him, clad in a pink swimsuit. Though the essential parts were covered, her perfect curves and her ideally neither overweight nor underweight figure still mesmerized Qin Shou, making his eyes go wide... Without resisting, he whistled and exclaimed, "Perfect! Beautiful!"

This time, Qin Shou was genuinely captivated. Although he claimed to have seen countless pictures and watched those shows with winged models strutting around, and he had seen his fair share of so-called international supermodels’ figures.

But, Qin Shou swore that he had never seen such beauty!

Unlike those so-called angels with demon figures, there was no strong visual impact and no compulsion to think with one’s lower body after just one glance...

The beauty of Chang’e was serene, natural, and so pleasing that it comforted the soul from within—an embodiment of the aesthetic rhythm of beauty!

This was not just the beauty of carnal desire but a beauty that verged on the divine!

However, such thoughts lingered in the Rabbit’s mind for only 0.001 seconds; the next moment, Qin Shou couldn’t help but howl excitedly, and his heart shouted, "See that! She’s my girl! Just look how stunning she is, wahahaha..."

But the laughter didn’t last three seconds before a slap struck Qin Shou’s forehead, knocking his rabbit ears askew. Then he heard Chang’e, her face flushed and fuming, say, "Stop that stupid grin, I’m talking to you!"

Qin Shou snapped back to reality, wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth, and said, "Stop hitting me... Stand still, let me take a good look."

Upon hearing this, Chang’e stood still on the spot.

Qin Shou, from this angle, completely ignored the floral dress, looking up to those long, straight legs and the undulating perfect curves, and he sighed, "Such waste of heavenly treasures!"

Chang’e, startled, asked, "Did I wear it wrong?"

Qin Shou shook his head, "Hiding such a beautiful body is truly a waste of heavenly treasure!"

Bang!

With a kick, Chang’e sent the Rabbit flying out the window...

But the next moment, the Rabbit ran back even faster, closed the door and windows, and howled with excitement, "Time for swimming!"

In the meantime, Qin Shou had already put on his swim trunks and swim cap, and with a mighty leap, he plunged into the water.

Seeing this, Chang’e smiled, turned around in front of the mirror, looked at her reflection with satisfaction, and then with a graceful twirl, she leaped into the swimming pool.

Just then, the water in the pool rose suddenly, followed by a snap, it exploded into its elemental form and then rapidly reassembled, creating a waterslide spiral inside the water. Next, the Rabbit quickly employed his magic to fill the pool with water. Then he ran up the slide, howling as he slid down headfirst and plunged into the water.