Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 336 - 333: Mandarin Ducks Frolicking in the Water [Second Update]_1

Chapter 336: Chapter 333: Mandarin Ducks Frolicking in the Water [Second Update]_1

But that’s a demoness!

Chang’e is very proper, a little girl from an Earthly Immortal Realm human family, born and bred!

She’s been taught poetry, literature, etiquette, and humanity!

This kind of garment, clearly designed to display long legs, white arms, revealing one’s figure in its entirety, how could she accept that? Her cute face blushed crimson as she spat out, "Ptui! Damn rabbit, how can this be worn? It’s so embarrassing, throw it out immediately!"

Qin Shou knew Chang’e wouldn’t accept it and hurriedly called out, "Don’t panic, don’t panic! Listen to me! It’s not for you..."

Before Qin Shou could finish speaking, the window opened, and a rabbit was tossed out.

With a plop, the rabbit fell to the ground, its chubby body bouncing like a little ball a couple of times.

Qin Shou, not giving up, wiped the dust off his behind and yelled, "Silly girl, listen to me! This isn’t everyday clothing!"

Chang’e leaned out the window, gave Qin Shou a disdainful glance, and closed the window, refusing to speak to Qin Shou!

Qin Shou shouted again, and the window opened, followed by a chair thrown out...

Qin Shou didn’t dodge, allowing the chair to hit him on the head and shatter, leaving him in pieces. He didn’t mind the pain, rubbed his forehead, his eyes spun, and he chuckled slyly, "Still quite shy, huh... I won’t shout here anymore, I’ll go up and talk to you."

After saying that, Qin Shou ran up the stairs and squatted down in front of Chang’e’s door, saying, "Silly girl, it really isn’t for regular wear, nor is it for you to wear out in public! Besides, even if we were to go out, even if you agreed to wear it, I wouldn’t!"

Chang’e hummed, "It’s not about whether or not we go out in public, it’s that this thing simply can’t be worn! Either you throw it out, or I’ll throw you out again!"

Qin Shou was at a loss for words and said, "Silly girl, don’t get agitated, calm down for a second. Let me explain carefully, this is a swimsuit for when you go swimming! We now have water, rivers, do you really plan to never bathe or swim for the rest of your life? And if you do swim, will you wear that big white robe? Once it gets wet, let’s not even talk about whether it looks good, at least it would be awkward to move in, right?"

At these words, Chang’e was somewhat tempted and didn’t insist on throwing Qin Shou out anymore.

Qin Shou hastily said, "This is a swimsuit, for you to wear when you swim alone in your room with the door closed. Look, this garment fits snugly to the body, it’s as if you are wearing nothing. Not only will it not hinder your swimming, but it will also let you experience the joy of freedom in the water! To put it bluntly, even if someone were to see you, they could only see the garment, and wouldn’t really reveal too much."

Upon hearing this, Chang’e nodded slightly, but still shook her head and said, "Forget it, now there are so many from the Sea Clan on the moon, if I’m seen swimming..."

At this point, Chang’e’s face turned red again, seemingly still considering the clothing too revealing.

Qin Shou thought for a moment and said, "How about I make you a full-body one?"

Chang’e immediately said, "It’s still too revealing, the contours of the body are delineated, I’m not wearing it!"

Qin Shou felt helpless...

However, as a true manly man, on the road to tricking a little girl, one would never easily give up.

If one plan fails, devise another, Qin Shou’s mouth twitched as he said, "Silly girl, if you don’t want to wear it, then don’t. By the way, I’ve redecorated the Qingshu Hall, it’s really fun now! Do you want to take a look?"

Chang’e was indeed curious and asked, "You redecorated the Qingshu Hall?"

Qin Shou said, "Yeah! I added some really interesting stuff inside, want to take a look?"

Chang’e didn’t know if she was shy or what, but in the end, she still refused, "Forget it, I’m tired today, I won’t go. You go have fun by yourself..."

Qin Shou wasn’t discouraged; he understood Chang’e too well. This girl, when serious, was very serious, but deep down, she was still a playful, childlike little girl. So with a long sigh, he said, "If you don’t want to go then never mind, I’ll just go have fun by myself."

Having said that, Qin Shou turned around and walked away.

Qin Shou left decisively, without even glancing back once. His mind, however, was busy counting, "One, two, three..."

Creak...

Chang’e’s door opened; clearly, this girl wasn’t really that uncurious. But eventually, the door closed again.

Still not discouraged, Qin Shou knew he had a chance!

Qin Shou headed straight for the Qingshu Hall. Upon entering, he bellowed, "Swimming time!"

Then, with a running start, he howled and dove headfirst into the pool...

Qin Shou was making quite the ruckus in the water, and after listening for a while, Chang’e too began to feel the itch... What woman in this world did not like cleanliness, did not enjoy water?

Even as an immortal, free from dust and grime, she still relished the refreshment that came with a bath...

It wasn’t about washing off something physical, it was about a kind of spiritual joy.

So, in the end, Chang’e came downstairs and arrived at the Qingshu Hall. Pushing open the door, she saw a white figure shuttling up and down in the water, having the time of his life.

After that, Chang’e’s attention was captured by the swimming pool in front of her. She never imagined that someone’s home could have such a pool!

Back when she was in the Earthly Immortal Realm, people lived in huts with a few rooms, and everyone went to the nearby river where no one else was to bathe, or they would use a large wooden tub at home.

After arriving in the Immortal Realm, as far as she knew, everyone bathed in hot springs or other treasured places on the mountains. If one really wanted a pond in their own home, they would generally have someone set up a Xumi Array to create a whole lake or something...

To have a pool so square and proper was... she didn’t know whether to call it rustic or beautiful.

However, Chang’e knew one thing: she liked this pool!

"Silly girl, you came? Want to join me for a swim?" Qin Shou, upon seeing Chang’e, joyfully called out.

Chang’e didn’t respond immediately but looked at the pool, then at Qin Shou, and after thinking it over for a moment, she walked into the Qingshu Hall and headed straight for the swimming pool.

Seeing this, Qin Shou’s heart started thumping wildly, his mind couldn’t help flashing back to movie scenes he had seen in the past. The heroine would walk towards the water, shedding clothes along the way, and even if she didn’t fully strip before diving in, she would wear next to nothing...

Remembering that scene, Qin Shou felt his blood almost boiling, wanting to howl to express his elated mood.

At that moment, Chang’e had reached the pool edge, squatted down, touched the water, then gave Qin Shou a small smile and beckoned him over with a crook of her finger, "Yu’er, come here."

Seeing this, Qin Shou immediately swam over, asking, "What’s up?"

The next moment, Chang’e grabbed him by the rabbit ears and lifted him right out of the water...

As the scene shifted, the doors of the Qingshu Hall flew open, and a rabbit was thrown out. At the same time, Chang’e’s voice came through, "In such cold weather, you should sunbathe outside for a while, you’re not allowed to come in!"