Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 307 - 304 Get out! [Subscribe]_1

Chapter 307: Chapter 304 Get out! [Subscribe]_1

"Hey, Jiucai, getting feisty after not seeing me for a few days, eh?" Qin Shou called out.

The moment little Fire Chicken Jiucai heard this, his eyes suddenly shot open, and he saw a white rabbit’s head appear before him. Then, with delight, he exclaimed, "Rabbit?!"

Qin Shou bared his teeth and said, "It’s me, what about it? Haven’t seen me in a while, missed this handsome devil?"

Jiucai rolled his eyes and spat, "Pah! Shameless!"

Qin Shou simply sat down beside Jiucai, his plump body squeezing Jiucai to one side, much to Jiucai’s annoyance, who was staring daggers.

Qin Shou said, "Jiucai, what brings you to see me? Must’ve missed me, right?"

Jiucai hummed, "Miss you? I’ve just caught a bit too much stuff recently, got nowhere to put it all, so I came to... cough cough... help you ’digest’ it a bit."

After saying that, Jiucai handed Qin Shou a Xumi Bag, then stood up to leave.

Qin Shou didn’t stop him but just opened the Xumi Bag to see that it was stuffed full of various wild beasts and quite a few spices. With this sight, Qin Shou felt warmth in his heart; he knew Jiucai cared for him and was worried he might be hungry.

As Jiucai was about to leave, Qin Shou scratched his head and said, "Jiucai, thanks a lot!"

Jiucai waved his hand but gradually slowed down as he walked away...

Seeing this, Qin Shou smiled and said, "Jiucai, if you’re not busy, how about we chat some more?"

Jiucai turned into a blaze of fire and appeared in front of Qin Shou, huffing, "I don’t want to chat with you. I’m just taking pity on you, keeping you company for a bit."

Qin Shou didn’t take offense at the stubborn little Fire Chicken, and chuckled, "Oh, so you’ve noticed how pitiful I am?"

Jiucai paused and asked, "You haven’t actually gotten into trouble, have you?"

Qin Shou shook his head and said, "It’s not that I’m in trouble, but..."

After thinking for a moment, Qin Shou told Jiucai about the situation with the little sapling in the Imperial Garden.

Upon hearing this, Jiucai burst out laughing.

Qin Shou huffed, "Could you show a little sympathy? That little sapling is actually pretty pitiful."

Jiucai roared with laughter, "You damned rabbit, aren’t you making things unnecessarily complicated? Going all the way to the East Sea to catch a dragon... Haha... you fool!"

Qin Shou looked at Jiucai, confused, and asked, "What do you mean?"

Jiucai said, "Idiot! Don’t you just need someone who can control clouds and rain?"

Qin Shou nodded and said, "Ah... so what?"

Jiucai, hands behind his back, pacing with head held high, said, "Beg me, and I’ll show you a clear path, guaranteed to solve your problem!"

After speaking, Jiucai looked at Qin Shou provocatively, somewhat smug, as if to say, ’Beg me! I love to see you struggling. Come on! Beg me!’

Then Jiucai saw the rabbit suddenly lunge to hug him!

Startled, he let out a "waah," and a burst of flame sprayed out!

Whoosh!

The familiar black rabbit reappeared before his eyes!

Jiucai awkwardly said, "Rabbit... um... I didn’t mean to do that."

The rabbit, grinning and showing his pearly white teeth, replied, "No worries, well, I’m asking you, please tell me, how about that?"

Jiucai was stunned, then speechless for a while, before finally saying, "Rabbit, is that how you ask me? Didn’t even put up a mental struggle? You know, begging people is quite embarrassing."

The rabbit just chuckled in response, not saying a word.

Jiucai immediately understood, smacked his forehead, and had an epiphany, "Now I remember, you’ve got no shame at all! Where’s your dignity to lose."

Qin Shou said, "Cut the crap, I’ve already asked, now hurry up and tell me, what should I do?"

Jiucai reluctantly said, "Let go of me, and then I’ll tell you!"

Qin Shou promptly let go, tilting his head with a look of compliance.

Jiucai gazed at this shameless rabbit with a real sense of resignation and sighed, "Alright, I’ll tell you. Aren’t you just looking for a dragon capable of making rain?"

Qin Shou nodded.

Jiucai asked, "Have you forgotten about your deskmate?"

Qin Shou was taken aback and said reflexively, "Deskmate?"

Then, as a shadow passed through Qin Shou’s mind, he remembered the one who would take off his turtle shell as soon as he sat down... Chongba!

It struck Qin Shou that Chongba might actually be a dragon! At least his dad was a dragon, although he did look a bit odd... but indeed, he was of dragon’s bloodline!

Qin Shou slapped his palm and exclaimed, "Oh no! How could I have forgotten that!"

Jiucai smiled and said, "See, that’s why you’re a fool!"

Qin Shou just grinned, not bothering to argue, and pulled Jiucai along as he ran off.

"Rabbit! What are you doing? Let go! Teacher said men and women should not touch each other!" Jiucai shrieked.

But the Rabbit chuckled, "Teacher did say men and women should not touch each other, but he didn’t say anything about males and females. I’m a male rabbit, you’re a female Fire Chicken, it doesn’t matter if we touch a little."

Jiucai spat, then let Qin Shou drag her away.

Qin Shou ran all the way to Shushan, outside the Wenqu Star Palace!

Before he even entered, he could hear the clear reading voices from Wenqu Palace in the distance...

Wenqu started, "In the midst of planning and strategizing..."

The many disciples followed in recitation, "In the midst of planning and strategizing..."

Wenqu asked, "Chongba, what’s the next line?"

Chongba, who had been slyly keeping up, suddenly froze. He stood up and stuttered for a long while, unable to come up with the answer... In his desperation, his eyes darted around, wishing someone could hint at the answer.

Unfortunately, Jiucai would have been in front of him, but Jiucai had skipped class.

In front of them were the three Fools, their heads cocked askew, their eyes bulging larger than brass bells, as if their faces were etched with the words "I don’t know!"

Even further in the front were Mutou and Li Zhenying, who did know the answer, but under Wenqu’s watchful eye, they dared not make a sound.

Clearly, there was no hope in them!

Just as Chongba was sweating bullets, a little slip of paper suddenly appeared at the door. It had a line of writing on it...

Chongba was no ordinary person; his eyesight was incredibly sharp. He immediately recognized what was written on the slip: "In the midst of planning and strategizing..."

And the line that followed!

Chongba was overjoyed and so excited that he didn’t even notice the white, fluffy, fat paw holding the slip of paper. Without any suspicion, he read aloud, "In the midst of planning and strategizing, bribery from a thousand miles away!"

As soon as he said this, Li Zhenying covered her face, not daring to look back.

Mutou sighed deeply and started counting ants on the ground.

The three Fools didn’t know whether it was right or wrong but still clapped their hands, shouting, "Well done!"

Chongba was elated, having not expected good Samaritan help at the crucial moment, a narrow escape indeed! A brush with disaster can lead to future blessings!

Wenqu chuckled, without showing much emotion, and continued, "Let me test you again... Heaven’s timing is not as good as Earth’s advantage, and Earth’s advantage is inferior to what?"

Chongba was stunned, not expecting Wenqu to quiz him further. His eyes started darting around the door, looking for a clue. Sure enough, the slip of paper was quickly pulled back, then reappeared with the answer.

Therefore Chongba, thrilled in his heart, thought, "What a benefactor!"

And he exclaimed, "Heaven’s timing is not as good as Earth’s advantage, and Earth’s advantage is inferior to a good godfather!"

Wenqu’s face instantly darkened, his smiling face betraying no joy, and he said, "Respect your elders as you would respect your own parents!"

Chongba immediately looked towards the door, and sure enough, the slip of paper had changed. He read out loud, "Treat your wife and others’ wives with respect!"

Wenqu ground his teeth and asked, "What you do not wish for yourself?"

Chongba immediately answered, "Pass it on to others!"

After saying that, Chongba immediately regretted his words. Although his studies were lacking, something about those two lines seemed totally off!

Chongba took a closer look at the slip of paper at the door. Following the paper upward, he saw a familiar scoundrel’s paw! A bad feeling instantly crossed his mind, as he thought: Damn it, that’s the damn rabbit!

Before Chongba could react, he felt a deadly presence and was then hoisted up. Immediately after, his backside was smacked and ’wham,’ he was flung out the door!

Thud!

Chongba crashed into a tree, and the next moment, a tortoise shell came flying out, smacking him right in the back of the head.

It was then Wenqu’s voice followed, "Get out and memorize your book!"

"Rabbit!" Chongba picked himself up and yelled!

Then he saw a rabbit’s face looming large before his eyes, a grin revealing a set of pearly white teeth, cheekily saying, "Chongba, long time no see!"

"Damn you! You set me up the moment we met, are we even brothers?" Chongba got up and cursed.

Qin Shou said, "Look at you, I was helping you, not setting you up!"

Chongba huffed, "Is this your idea of helping?"

Qin Shou replied, "Without my help, you’d still be in there naively reciting poetry. Now look, you’re free to go wherever you want!"

Chongba rolled his eyes, "Haha..."

Qin Shou said, "Alright, calm down, don’t cry, I hate it when people get all teary with gratitude. Just keep your thanks in your heart."

Chongba said, "Where’s your shame?"

Jiucai popped out from behind Qin Shou and said, "Have you ever seen him have any shame?"

Chongba: "..."