Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 303 - 300 Not a Single Brick Left - 1

Chapter 303: Chapter 300 Not a Single Brick Left - 1

Qin Shou smacked his lips and said, "I’m under your management, they should take care of themselves when they come, is that really okay?"

Ao Guang’s eyes were bloodshot as he said, "Rabbit, haven’t I been nice to you these past few days? Any score we had should be settled by now, right? Can’t you just let me off the hook?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou shook his head and said, "No way!"

Ao Guang angrily said, "Are you really going to take things this far? You won’t leave me any way out?"

Qin Shou said in astonishment, "Old Dragon King, are you serious? It was not easy for me to catch a seahorse as a mount, and you want me to release it? Is it just a Seahorse Spirit? What’s the matter? Your illegitimate son? By taking it away, would I be cutting off your lineage?"

Ao Guang was stunned for a moment, "Seahorse?"

Qin Shou said, "Ah! Come in and show yourself to the Dragon King!"

As he spoke, a shy and terrified Seahorse Spirit came in, trembling as it paid respects to the Dragon King.

The Dragon King saw that it was just an ordinary Seahorse Spirit and was suddenly speechless. Then he said, "You... just want to take him?"

Qin Shou answered, "Of course not, besides him, there are a bunch of subordinates I’m taking with me. You don’t have any objections, do you?"

Upon thinking of the substantial number of subordinates Qin Shou had recruited in Dragon King City, the Dragon King realized they were just a drop in the ocean for the Sea Clan. More importantly, those people all bore the Rabbit’s mark, which would annoy him by reminding him of that damn Rabbit. It was actually a good thing for them all to be taken away by the Rabbit, so he said, "Aside from these?"

Qin Shou replied, "That’s it!"

The Dragon King said in surprise, "That’s it?"

Qin Shou tentatively asked, "Should I ask for more?"

The Dragon King’s head shook like a rattle-drum as he said, "That’s good, that’s good, hurry up and leave."

Qin Shou chuckled and said, "Alright then, I won’t bother you anymore. I kind of miss home and will take my leave now."

With that, Qin Shou rode his Seahorse Spirit out of the Crystal Palace, leading Shakun, Jinghan, the Bouncing Fish Spirit, the Electric Eel Spirit, and others including Qilin Hua. They boldly seized one of the Dragon Palace’s warships and took off!

"Your Majesty, they’ve stolen our ship!" A Whale Spirit came to report with a whining tone.

The Dragon King glanced at the Whale Spirit and said, "Follow me."

The Whale Spirit followed the Dragon King into a room, and soon a clatter of banging and crashing sounds filled the air along with screams and the Dragon King’s roar: "They’ve taken your ship? Damn it, are you the soldiers, or am I the soldier? Is it you who guard the ship, or should I do it? What the hell do I feed you... @#￥%#..."

Meanwhile, Qin Shou, leading his group and having seized a warship, was about to break out into the open sea when he noticed a woman descending from the sky. Her eyes piercing, she stared at Qin Shou and said, "Rabbit!"

Qin Shou was startled, looked left and right, and after confirming there was no other rabbit, he pointed to his nose and said, "Are you calling me?"

The woman felt a sense of helplessness and said, "Yes!"

Qin Shou asked, "What for?"

The woman said, "You don’t recognize me?"

Qin Shou subconsciously nodded but then started twisting his head, shaking it and said, "Ah haha...how could that be? Of course, I recognize you, aren’t you old so-and-so’s young so-and-so..."

The woman was left speechless and through gritted teeth said, "Rabbit, you just leave like that after all you’ve done, not even leaving behind an apology?"

Qin Shou was taken aback. What had he done? Eating and drinking required an apology?

However, Qin Shou didn’t have time to argue with the woman. He hadn’t seen Chang’e for a week and was eager to return home. He had no time for idle chatter with a woman, so he casually replied, "Fine, I apologize, okay? Now step aside, I’m very busy."

The woman heard this and was completely infuriated! All her life, she had never seen anyone so dismissive, her eyes widened as she said, "Rabbit, don’t you have any sincerity at all?"

Qin Shou took a deep breath and said with utter seriousness, "I’m sorry, alright?"

The woman, faced with this shameless apology, sighed in resignation. She suddenly felt it was pointless to argue with this Rabbit, and so, she simply stepped aside.

The great ship set sail, soaring into the sky...

As they passed the woman, she saw the Rabbit pull over the Bouncing Fish Spirit and ask very earnestly, "Who was that woman just now?"

The Bouncing Fish Spirit shouted, "Don’t know! A lunatic, maybe?"

The Rabbit nodded and said, "What a waste of a pretty face, a pity..."

The woman, hearing this, puffed her cheeks with anger, forgetting all about image and fashion as she charged forward, blocked the Rabbit, and screamed, "Rabbit! You’ve gone too far! You’ve destroyed my Fenghua Tower, not even leaving behind a single brick, and that’s fine! But after...you’ve made a mess of us, you don’t even know who I am? Remember this, my name is Fenghua Youyu!"

However, the warship had already sailed far away. The Rabbit plugged his ears against the whooshing wind and asked the Electric Eel Spirit beside him, "Did that woman just shout something?"

The Electric Eel Spirit replied in confusion, "Seemed like she did, but I didn’t catch it."

The Eight Trigrams Furnace said, "I heard it clearly, she said her name was Wind-something Donkey! Huh, it’s weird for such a beautiful woman to have such an annoying name."

Qin Shou nodded along and said, "Indeed annoying, but what’s it to us? Speed up, I want to get home!"

The great ship rushed straight towards the Three Immortals Road!

As they drew near to the Three Immortals Road, the Electric Eel Spirit, Bouncing Fish Spirit, Jinghan, Shakun, the little Seahorse Spirit, and a bunch of other spirits all started to feel nervous.

Their strength hadn’t reached the level of an immortal, and in their eyes, the Immortal Realm was even more mysterious than the land. When they suddenly discovered that they would be going to the Immortal Realm one day, their faces flushed with excitement.

Shakun asked with some concern, "I, Rabbit Lord, the path of the Three Immortals Road is only for immortals to traverse. Can we get through?"

Qin Shou waved his hand and said, "Whether we can make it through or not, I don’t know. You all wait at the entrance to the Three Immortals Road. I’ll go in and ask around for a reliable way, then bring you guys in!"

Upon hearing this, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Once they reached the Three Immortals Road, Qin Shou was the first to rush in. Before long, he appeared outside the Eastern Gate. Looking up at Zunwu, who stood like a Stone Man, Qin Shou grinned and said, "Brother He, can I ask you something? Can I bring some of my subordinates up here?"

Zunwu tilted his head slightly and said, "This is a critical place of the Heavenly Court, and none but immortals may enter!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou was somewhat taken aback and scratched his head, "That can’t be right? I’ve heard people say, ’when one attains the Tao, even chickens and dogs ascend to heaven.’ If chickens and dogs can ascend with someone, surely it’s fine if I bring some spirits and demons, right?"

Zunwu, breaking precedent, explained, "You’ve misunderstood. The chickens and dogs ascend to heaven because when a person attains the Tao, the celestial energy fills their body. After they transform into the body of an immortal, there’s still some residual energy that spreads out and affects the chickens and dogs around them, granting them the ability to become sentient and embark on the path of the Tao. If there are descendants nearby, their physiques will be enhanced, allowing them to make rapid progress in their cultivation. It doesn’t literally mean they ascend to heaven directly."

Qin Shou was at a loss for words...

At that moment, Zunwu seemed to ponder something and then said, looking into the distance, "Beyond the heavenly gates, it’s not within my jurisdiction."

Qin Shou’s eyes lit up upon hearing this, and he smiled, "Fair enough! But, can they get through the Three Immortals Road?"

Zunwu didn’t speak but simply threw Qin Shou a stone, then closed his eyes without a word.

Qin Shou instantly understood and quickly thanked Zunwu before running off, visibly delighted.

Sure enough, with that stone, the battleship was enveloped in white light emitted from the stone, safely delivering everyone to the outside of the Eastern Gate.

Qin Shou, unabashed, approached and said, "Brother Zunwu, that teleportation array."

"The Heavenly Court forbids outsiders from entering," Zunwu replied coldly.

Understanding immediately, Qin Shou bowed in thanks, then called for everyone to rush into the Eastern Gate and activate the teleportation array before fleeing.

Seeing this, Zunwu closed his eyes once more, unmoving, like an eternal unyielding ancient rock.

In a flash of white light, Qin Shou and a group of Sea Clan spirit creatures burst out of the Southern Gate!

Outside the Southern Gate, the Mighty Spirit God stood tall, like a War God, commanding presence with his gaze fixated ahead.

At that moment, someone came forward and whispered, "General, just now Rabbit Lord brought some non-immortals from the Sea Clan through the teleportation array."

Smack!

The Mighty Spirit God slapped the guard, toppling him to the ground, and scolded, "Are your eyes sharper, or are mine? I saw nothing; how could you?"

The guard immediately caught onto Mighty Spirit God’s hint and quickly nodded, "Right, right, I saw nothing. My eyes were playing tricks on me."

"That’s what I thought, with my vision, nobody can slip by under my watch!" The Mighty Spirit God was speaking when a Toad Spirit ran under his feet, snatched up a shoe, and ran off.

The Mighty Spirit God glanced down, coughed dryly, and said, "Didn’t see it!"

The other guards and soldiers also looked up and echoed, "Didn’t see it!"

...

Meanwhile, on the moon, a large ship whooshed down, slowly coming to rest outside the Moon Palace!

It was still early, and Chang’e had not yet returned, but Qin Shou was already too eager to wait. He charged into the Moon Palace to check on his stolen apple tree and see if his little den was clean... In short, he was like a child returning home after many years away, finding everything endearingly familiar.

As for the others from the Sea Clan, without the Rabbit’s command, they all waited eagerly on the ship...

At the same time, they also felt amazed.

"How come there’s no Yuan Qi on the moon?"

"There is, but it’s very thin, not even as much as in the East Sea."

"Indeed, I thought that the Immortal Realm would be abundant in celestial herbs."

...

"Shh, what nonsense are you spouting? If you’re ungrateful, then go back right now!" the Bouncing Fish Spirit chided irritably.

Everyone shook their heads and said, "Not ungrateful, just curious. Since we’ve followed Rabbit Lord, of course we can’t turn back..."

"Right, right... Besides, where would we go back to? We’ve completely offended the Dragon King, if we went back, we’d likely be immediately cooked."

The others nodded in agreement.

"Stop dawdling! Get to work! That empty space over there, it’s yours now!" Qin Shou pointed to a barren area in the distance and shouted orders.

Instantly delighted, everyone leaped from the battleship, and under the leadership of Jinghan and Shakun, they pulled out stones, pillars, bricks, wooden beams, tiles, etc., from the Xumi Bags...

Soon, buildings resembling Fenghua Tower began to rise on the moon, and these Sea Clan members were arranged by Qin Shou to live there.