Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 260 - 257: Oh, the Little Fat Piggy is so Cute_1

Chapter 260: Chapter 257: Oh, the Little Fat Piggy is so Cute_1

It’s like the pot calling the kettle black. Mo Lihai already hated Rabbits to the teeth, and now this damn rabbit keeps bringing up Mo Liqing. How could he feel comfortable?

However, Mo Lihai knew that the Rabbit hadn’t really done anything; even if he was furious, he couldn’t just attack, right?

So, Mo Lihai could only stare daggers at Qin Shou in silence.

"That’s it, then. He’s gone dumb, can’t even talk anymore. Well then, I’m off! Giddy up, charge, to the Eastern Gate!" Qin Shou said as he drove the carriage through the Southern Gate. The Teleportation Array activated, and he was gone.

"General... shall we follow and watch?" asked General Deng.

Mo Lihai wanted to say forget it, but thinking of the Rabbit’s smug look, he felt that the Rabbit must know something.

He came here just to show off and disgust us!

As a result, he couldn’t suppress his anger any longer and, grinding his teeth, he said, "Follow!"

General Deng replied, "Yes, I’ll head there immediately!"

"No need, I’ll go myself!" Mo Lihai said, then turned and left.

As Mo Lihai walked, he pondered over the reasons why his brothers had failed. After thinking it over, he muttered, "It’s still a lack of evidence! This time, I must gather enough evidence to clear my brothers’ names and have this rabbit thrown into confinement!"

With this thought, Mo Lihai activated a portal and arrived at the Eastern Gate.

Just then, Mo Lihai saw that Three Immortals Road had closed, and he asked, "Zunwu, has the Rabbit descended to the Lower Realm?"

Zunwu: "Yes."

Mo Lihai nodded, took out a Shadow Printing Stone, and with a flick of his wrist, he threw it outside the Eastern Gate. Then he said to Zunwu, "Zunwu, please help me keep an eye on this and don’t let anyone damage the Shadow Printing Stone."

Zunwu didn’t say a word.

Mo Lihai took Zunwu’s silence as acquiescence, as that was his personality... If he didn’t speak, you could only guess whether he agreed or refused.

However, Mo Lihai felt that Zunwu had no reason to refuse, so he left with peace of mind.

Above the sea of East Shengshen Continent, a Rabbit sat in a carriage, gazing outward with a solemn expression. He took a deep breath and, with clear articulation and full confidence, began to declaim:

"Pangu opened the heavens, the Three Emperors ruled, and the Five Emperors established order. The world was thus divided into four great continents: East Shengshen, West Niuhe, South Shanbu, and North Julu. This volume is about East Shengshen Continent.

Beyond the sea lies a country named Aolai. Close to the sea within this country, there’s a famous mountain called Huaguo Mountain. This mountain is the ancestral vein of the ten continents and the source of the three islands, standing since the separation of the clear from the turbid and formed after the definition of chaos. Truly a marvelous mountain!

A poem bears witness to this, which goes:

At this point, the Rabbit took a deep breath, pulled back the curtains, stepped out of the carriage, stood atop it, and shouted diagonal across one step:

"I’m the vine of love from Tai Mountain next door, listen to me howl: Ao~ You’re the beautiful Jenny holding my hand to wander the ends of the earth, Ao~ Don’t be afraid, my girl~ Ao~"

A cacophony of mournful wails and haunting melodies swept past an immortal island, drawing many sidelong glances.

"Who’s that Monkey making a racket in broad daylight?"

"Whose uncultured little monster is this?"

"Someone go out and snuff him out for me! Wait, what mount is that? That mark is from the Heavenly Court, untouchable, untouchable..."

"If it weren’t someone from the Heavenly Court, I would really want him dead!"

"Ouch... This young fellow’s singing voice is quite unique. If I weren’t just a pile of bones, I’d really want to meet him for a rendezvous, a fleeting romance, haha..."

...

No matter how the demons and cultivators on the various islands muttered, Qin Shou sang with utter joy, and the Pegasus Dragon Carriage sprinted with all its might, the Pegasus stepping on auspicious clouds, the carriage like a shooting star, attracting countless people to crane their necks and gaze.

However, after running for a while, Qin Shou suddenly slapped his forehead and muttered, "Oh no! I just remembered, I have no idea where Huaguo Mountain is. Where should I go? I should go down and ask!"

Boom!

A loud noise, and a boar spirit rolled over, its body twisting, transforming into a chubby man!

The chubby man laughed heartily and said, "Hahaha... Finally, I can transform! From now on, I’m the king of this little hill!"

Just then, a voice rang out, "This pig isn’t bad, quite plump, come here, from now on you’re one of my people."

The Boar Spirit, upon hearing this, flew into a rage!

"Oh, look at you, all cute and asking for a beating, still so defiant!" the voice sounded again.

The boar roared, "I, the king..."

Before he could finish, he saw a rabbit leap down, smacking him on the head with a slap. There was a loud smack, and the Boar Spirit felt a great force on its head, the next moment its head was buried in the soil!

With that slap, the Boar Spirit was instantly reverted from human form back to its original boar form.

"What were you saying just now? Say it again." The rabbit looked down at the Boar Spirit with a grin.

The Boar Spirit struggled to pull its head out, and looking at the rabbit in panic, said, "You... how are you so strong?"

"I, the rabbit, am naturally strong. Enough chit-chat, tell me, do you know where Huaguo Mountain is?" Qin Shou asked.

The Boar Spirit replied in a daze, "What Huaguo Mountain? Never heard of it."

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said, "If you don’t know, then what’s the use of you? Kill it and have some meat."

After saying this, Qin Shou took out a furnace.

As the furnace appeared, it began to shout, "Hey, this little piggy isn’t bad! Hopping around and so meaty!" Then, the furnace, looking incredibly smug, asked the pitiful, trembling Boar Spirit, "Are you going to get in by yourself, or do I have to do the honors?"

"Spare me, my king!" The Boar Spirit knelt down on the ground, weeping bitterly.

The Boar Spirit was puzzled. He had endured many years, finally achieving transformation, thinking he was awesome. He thought he could occupy a hill and become a small king, ruling over the wild boar pack. But within three seconds of laughter, he ran into such a ferocious rabbit!

And an even more ferocious furnace spirit that couldn’t wait to stew at the slightest disagreement...

He couldn’t understand how an untransformed rabbit and a furnace could be so fierce. He had already transformed, yet he couldn’t defeat them...

"Spare you? You don’t know where Huaguo Mountain is, so why keep you around?" Qin Shou naively asked.

Hearing this, the Boar Spirit’s eyes darted around, and he quickly cried out, "My king, I may not know, but I can help you ask! The more of us there are, the more mouths to ask, the quicker we’ll find the way, right?"

Qin Shou thought about it and felt it made sense, so he narrowed his eyes and smacked his lips, "Sounds reasonable."

"What reasonable schmeasonable! Stewing it is the only reason! I’ve already boiled the water, and you’re telling me to stop now? No way! I protest! Little piggie, come on, get in the pot!" The Eight Trigrams Furnace opened its lid, revealing indeed that the water inside was bubbling and steaming...

"I won’t do it, stay away from me! Save me, my king!" The Boar Spirit saw the furnace coming towards him and took off running in fear.

So there was a fat boar running ahead, and behind him a furnace with its lid open and its water boiling furiously, bellowing and chasing... The scene was a bit chaotic.

ps: I was on a train all day; I typed out this Chapter on the train, poor me.