Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 226 - 223 Three Immortals Road_1

Chapter 226: Chapter 223 Three Immortals Road_1

As the words fell, the rabbit had already flopped onto the jar and broke the clay seal...

In that instant, a rich fragrance spread out!

Qin Shou subconsciously took a whiff and felt as light as air!

The spirit entered his body, and his throat burned!

Clearly, this was not an ordinary liquor; it was a strong drink!

Moreover, Qin Shou couldn’t smell anything other than pure liquor aroma, it was so pure that it made one drool unconsciously...

"What fine liquor!" Qin Shou couldn’t help but exclaim!

In his past life, Qin Shou had also drunk white liquor, but a lot of it was blended, and pure liquor had become rare.

And to be honest, pure liquor didn’t taste that good...

But in this world, Qin Shou suddenly overturned his long-held belief: the liquor was pure, and it smelled delicious!

Nezha, hearing this, smiled happily. He suddenly understood why some immortals cursed at the rabbit but still protected him...

Spending time with this damn rabbit always brought you different surprises. Although he was sometimes a bastard and shameless... but in the Heavenly Court, where everyone cared about face, probably only when you were with him could you let go of your mask and join him in being shameless, without feeling embarrassed...

This feeling of relaxation... was really freaking special!

Nezha simply let go of all burdens, took out two large bowls, and both he and Qin Shou started drinking with a gulping sound...

By this time, Li Zhenying had also returned, took out some snacks, and happily munched away while watching the two guys in front of her drinking and bragging...

After three rounds of drinks, Nezha’s little face was also flushed red. He slammed the table and said, "Rabbit, this crappy place of yours lacks Yuan Qi, lacks everything... it really is pitiful. Not to mention other things, I will take care of the green plants here! I think you could plant some Dragon Oaks, Cold Bamboo, Hundred Flowers Grass, Green Water Spinach, and the like in this yard... Also, not even a single fish in this big pond, that’s too shabby..."

Qin Shou burped from the alcohol and said, "What can I do? It’s good enough to have a pond when you’re poor."

Nezha said, "That’s true... By the way, weren’t you eaten by a Black Dragon before? How did you come back to life?"

Upon hearing this, Li Zhenying nodded and added, "I heard you were eaten by the Black Dragon and was scared to death..."

Speaking of this, the girl’s eyes reddened again...

Qin Shou quickly hopped onto the table and patted Li Zhenying’s head, saying, "I, the Rabbit Lord, am so mighty and strong. How would a mere Black Loach harm me? I’m curious though, what happened to that loach after I slept and woke up?"

At this, Nezha exclaimed in surprise, "You don’t know?"

Qin Shou countered, "Should I know? That thing was disgusting, spitting slime whenever it opened its mouth. It grossed me out and I fainted... I have no memory of what happened after that."

Nezha said, "I’m not clear on the details, but I heard that the Black Dragon was captured by someone. As to whether it’s dead or alive, I have no idea."

Qin Shou smacked his lips and said, "What a pity. If it had been cooked into a dish, it would have tasted great. I’ve never eaten dragon liver before."

Nezha laughed and said, "Next time I descend to the Lower Realm, if I encounter a Violent Dragon, I’ll catch one for you."

"That’s great! When the time comes, I’ll have my master, the Kitchen God, cook personally; we’ll have an exquisite meal!" Qin Shou called out excitedly while clapping his hands.

Hearing this, Nezha also grew interested, but then expressed a little concern, "The Kitchen God is not the same as the God of Food. The God of Food cooks based on mood, but the Kitchen God asks for money. If he demands payment, I don’t have any money to give..."

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said, "You’re the Lord Haihui of Three Realms, and you’re telling me you have no money?"

Nezha said with a woeful look, "What’s the use of a name that sounds nice? Without money, what good does it do? Every year’s military allowance is taken by Li Jing, what can I do?"

"Eh... isn’t Li Jing your dad?" Qin Shou was astonished.

Nezha shook his head, heaving a long sigh, "What kind of dad is he?"

After saying that, Nezha downed the wine in his bowl in one gulp.

Qin Shou then remembered that during the Investiture of the Gods period, Li Jing indeed had not been a responsible father, not looking out for his own son... leading Nezha to the act of returning his flesh to his father and carving his bones to return them to his mother, and ended up with a lotus body...

Although the lotus body wasn’t bad, it was just raised by Taiyi True Master after all. No matter how of an immortal-level it was, how could it compare with the infinite potential of a flesh body?

Luckily, Nezha was sanctified by his flesh body, and with the help of the benevolence of Heaven and Earth, he benefited much more than those Heavenly Gods whose True Spirits were locked in the Investiture of the Gods...

However, compared to Yang Jian, he still fell short.

Nezha said, "Let’s not talk about these things... Let’s drink!"

The two continued drinking...

As they talked, Nezha began to tell tales of the Earthly Immortal Realm...

When it came to the Earthly Immortal Realm, Nezha’s eyes lit up.

Qin Shou was utterly fascinated as he listened...

In Qin Shou’s view, the Heavenly Court was like one big family where everyone was together without much discord, living a comfortable and happy life.

But the Earthly Immortal Realm is different.

According to Niu Dali, it’s a world of iron and blood, a world completely distinct from the Immortal Realm!

In the words of Yunkong True Master and others, the Earthly Immortal Realm is a free and easy world.

For Chang’e, the Earthly Immortal Realm is home, a place of longing...

And in Nezha’s mouth, the Earthly Immortal Realm is a vast and colorful world, full of grandeur!

There, one finds great demons with lofty ambitions, Immortals with powers that pierce the heavens and earth, cunning and sly ghosts, and fierce, ruthless Demons...

It seems that in everyone’s eyes, the Earthly Immortal Realm has a different facet.

For the first time, Qin Shou suddenly yearned for this great world...

Just then, Li Zhenying suddenly exclaimed, "Third Brother, you said that in a few days, we will descend to the Lower Realm to subdue White Bone Mountain. Can you take us to have a look? The Lower Realm seems like such fun..."

When Qin Shou heard this, his spirits immediately lifted. Descending alone, he might fear being killed, but descending with a large army surely wouldn’t be a problem, right? Besides, he would get to watch a super blockbuster of the Heavenly Court fighting against demons, which was truly a treat!

Qin Shou was already considering whether to prepare some beer and popcorn...

But then he heard Nezha shake his head, saying, "No! Even though there’s nothing remarkable about White Bone Mountain, war is still war, not a place for fun and games."

"Third Brother, aren’t you there? You’re so powerful, who could possibly harm Bunny and me? I promise, I’ll just stay put," Li Zhenying pleaded while swinging Nezha’s arm...

Worn down by her pestering, Nezha looked helplessly towards Qin Shou, only to see the guy already packed up, holding a small knife, ready to set off at a moment’s notice!

Nezha was speechless, thinking to himself, "Babies fear nothing!"

Looking at Nezha with pitiful eyes, Li Zhenying said, "Third Brother... I promise to be well-behaved and not run around, isn’t that okay? You’re the Lord Haihui of Three Realms, with you there, who could hurt me?"

Flattered by Li Zhenying’s compliment, Nezha got somewhat carried away.

Plus, with the effect of alcohol swirling in his stomach... Nezha was wavering.

At this moment, Qin Shou chimed in, nodding, "Zhenying is right, Third Prince, you are a great deity! You’ve come through the Divine Enthronement war, could you not protect us against a mere White Bone Mountain?"

Nezha, acting on impulse, nodded his head and said, "Fine, done! The day after tomorrow, I’ll take you to the Lower Realm to have a look!"

"Third Prince, you are so generous!" Qin Shou was thrilled!

Li Zhenying’s smile turned into crescent moons too...

However, Nezha immediately added, "Don’t get too excited too soon. Zhenying is a descendant of Heavenly Gods, and you’re a pet of the Moon Palace, both with connections to Heavenly Gods. Descending to the Lower Realm isn’t the same for you as for other Immortals, and you must have the proper procedures."

"Is it difficult?" Qin Shou asked.

Nezha replied, "Difficult..."

At this, Nezha pointed towards the vast expanse of the Earthly Immortal Realm and said, "Don’t be fooled by the fact that you can see the Earthly Immortal Realm. The actual distance is so great that you can’t simply fly there using common flight methods."

"That far?" Qin Shou thought the Earthly Immortal Realm was close to the Moon Palace.

Nezha nodded and said, "It’s not about the distance, it’s about the two worlds. The Heavenly Court is in the Immortal Realm, while below is the Earthly Immortal Realm. Though they can see each other, they cannot connect directly. Thus, there are only three ways to travel between the two realms.

One is the Ascension Bridge from the Earthly Immortal Realm to the Immortal Realm. To step onto the Ascension Bridge is to undergo the baptism of nine thunder tribulations, to remake the immortal body, and those who cross it become Immortals. They are allowed into the Immortal Realm and can also return to train in the Earthly Immortal Realm.

Another is the Three Immortals Road, which is for Immortals to travel back and forth, and only Immortals can pass through it. Also, at the end of this road is the Southern Gate. If one is not an Immortal, the Four Heavenly Lords will execute you for the crime of trespassing on the Heavenly Court.

The last is the Well of Heavenly Punishment, into which Heavenly Gods or Immortals who have violated heavenly laws and are demoted to the Lower Realm are thrown, stripped of their immortal bodies, and reincarnated at random in the Earthly Immortal Realm."

Qin Shou instantly thought of Tianpeng Marshal, that poor fellow who seemed to have randomly landed in a pig’s body...

Nezha continued, "The Three Immortals Road is used by those without official positions in the Heavenly Court, while Heavenly Gods who wish to descend must have the approval of the Heavenly Court, or else it’s considered descending without permission!

However, you two are somewhat special. Although related to Heavenly Gods, neither of you is on their official roster.

Therefore, even if you are caught, you can’t be accused of descending without permission; at most, you would receive a verbal warning.

But if someone decided to fuss over this, you wouldn’t be able to descend at all.

So, the day after tomorrow, I will hide you among the army. Then, you can pretend to be heavenly soldiers and generals and descend with them.

Tomorrow, go to the barracks and I will have someone teach you some basic military marching steps so you won’t be recognized at a glance."

Qin Shou and Li Zhenying quickly nodded in agreement. For them, the chance to descend was enough, they would listen to everything else Nezha said.

With the plan settled, Nezha needed to prepare some things, so he took his leave, along with Li Zhenying and Qin Shou.

But just before leaving, Qin Shou approached with a pitiful look, asking, "Is there any more alcohol?"

Qin Shou had tasted the wine at the Mid-Year Festival banquet, which although tasty, wasn’t as strong as what Nezha brought. It wasn’t as satisfying to drink.

Therefore, Qin Shou had his eye on Nezha’s fine liquor...