Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 227 - 224 Strategic Materials [Subscribe Please]_1

Chapter 227: Chapter 224 Strategic Materials [Subscribe Please]_1

Nezha paused, shaking his head, "Alright, I actually took two jars, I’ll share one with you."

Having said that, Nezha handed Qin Shou a jar of wine and then left through the sky.

Qin Shou, holding the big jar of wine with great satisfaction, was ready to go back and store it away...

Just then...

"Psst... Rabbit!" Qin Shou turned his head and saw a man lying on top of the wall, it was Wu Gang!

"What do you want?" Qin Shou instinctively guarded the jar of wine...

But Qin Shou was too short, and the jar was too big, he couldn’t cover it at all.

Wu Gang chuckled, "I could smell the strong aroma of the wine from afar, give me a drink."

Qin Shou quickly stuffed the jar into the Black Demon Box and yelled, "Scram! With your tolerance, you go crazy even with non-strong liquor, if you drink strong alcohol won’t you end up in the sky?"

Wu Gang grimaced, "My mana is sealed, what sky can I ascend to? Rabbit, I promise, this time after drinking the wine, I won’t go nuts!"

"Really?" Qin Shou said.

"Really!" Wu Gang patted his chest, promising.

As Qin Shou was looking at Wu Gang skeptically...

A figure descended from the sky, it was Tianpeng!

Qin Shou raised an eyebrow, "You can have a drink, but you must do it at the door!"

Wu Gang didn’t suspect anything, and nodded, "No problem!"

Qin Shou said, "Good, I’ll give you a bowl of wine, drink it and don’t bother me."

"Sure!" Wu Gang was really craving it...

So Qin Shou poured some wine and placed it at the entrance, but then, as if afraid there wouldn’t be enough, switched to a larger bowl.

Wu Gang praised his generosity!

Qin Shou laughed, "Be just as generous yourself shortly."

Having said that, Qin Shou turned and ran, with such speed that he might have used all his strength.

Wu Gang rolled his eyes at the damn rabbit, "I’m just drinking a sip of your wine, is it necessary? It’s like playing a game of cat and mouse..."

Meanwhile...

Tianpeng came to the Moon Palace huffing and puffing, his Nine-Toothed Rake was a ceremonial gift from the Jade Emperor, personally forged by the Old Master, used for parades. Now, the Nine-Toothed Rake became an Eight-toothed Rake!

If there was another parade, could he still take it out? If he did and the Jade Emperor or the Old Master blamed him, that could spell trouble.

If he didn’t take it out, he’d probably not escape punishment either...

Such a big cause and effect, how could he let it go so easily?

Though Tianpeng also knew that once it entered the rabbit’s mouth, it was most likely irretrievable, but he couldn’t reconcile with that!

So, no matter what, he had to find the rabbit and get an explanation today!

But just as Tianpeng landed, he saw a man sitting motionlessly at the entrance, his back to him.

Tianpeng instinctively thought of what Qin Shou often talked about, many pursued Chang’e... Could this be a rival in love?

Not a rival in love, then what was he doing blocking the entrance of the Moon Palace during the day? Especially since he was in Tianpeng’s way!

Thus, Tianpeng went up to him and asked, "Fellow Daoist, what are you doing?"

But the other party didn’t move, just sat with his back to him...

Tianpeng frowned, stepped forward, and patted the person on the shoulder, "Fellow Daoist, during the daytime..."

The man seemed to be activated all of a sudden, spinning around and throwing a punch at him...

Ah!

A scream sounded...

Thump thump...

The sound of punches landing on flesh.

Bang!

The sound of a body crashing onto the earth, the shaking ground alerted Qin Shou...

Clang!

A figure flew out from the entrance...

Crack crack...

The osmanthus trees toppled down one after another as if they were cut down...

Soon after, Tianpeng was seen flying clumsily into the sky, shouting, "Fellow Daoist... it’s a misunderstanding!"

Suddenly a large hand reached up and grabbed Tianpeng’s ankle, pulling him back down, followed by a commotion in the forest... screams were incessant...

Qin Shou clicked his tongue, "Quite fierce... Luckily I’m quick. Anyone who causes trouble here in the future, I’ll make Wu Gang have a drink first..."

Having said that, Qin Shou looked at his large jar of wine and quietly put it away, muttering, "From now on, this is strategic material..."

Half an hour later, Tianpeng fled in dismay...

Qin Shou saw that Tianpeng’s coat had been stripped, and he was missing a shoe... If it weren’t for the fact his trousers were still intact, Qin Shou would have wondered what those two strong men had been doing in the forest...

But since both nuisances were dealt with, Qin Shou decided it was a good time to focus on making his own clothes.

In the evening, Chang’e returned. After they had dinner, Qin Shou proudly showed her the bra he had made. Chang’e’s face turned red, she snatched it away and put it up, then ran upstairs without looking back.

Qin Shou chuckled foolishly a couple of times, knowing now was not the time to provoke Chang’e...

So Qin Shou nonchalantly stepped out, and at the entrance, in the distant woods, many osmanthus trees had fallen...

Qin Shou went over and propped up each tree, and replanted the ones that had broken...

After making a round, he arrived beneath the King of Osmanthus Tree and saw Wu Gang with a confused face, holding a shoe and a set of clothes.

Qin Shou asked knowingly, "Oh my, where did these clothes come from?"

Wu Gang shook his head and said, "I don’t know... I dreamt that some fool got beaten up pretty bad by me... Do you think I got drunk and hit someone?"

"Not at all! Absolutely not! You were very well-behaved after drinking this time!" Qin Shou lied without even blushing as he shouted.

"Forget it, it’s probably some fool’s lost clothing. Just so happens I’m short on clothes, so I’ll keep it and wear it... Rabbit, what brings you here?" Wu Gang didn’t dwell on it and just took them, and then asked.

Qin Shou replied, "Just came to see you. I’m heading down to the Lower Realm the day after tomorrow for a stroll, is there anything you want me to bring back for you?"

Wu Gang was taken aback and said, "You’re going to the Lower Realm?"

Qin Shou said, "Ah... what’s up? Any problem?"

Wu Gang stroked his chin and said, "Did you forget what I told you?"

"Avoiding the resentment blood of the living spirit, right? Don’t worry, I’ll just be hiding in the big army to watch the excitement..." Qin Shou said.

Wu Gang nodded and stated, "As long as you understand that’s fine."

Qin Shou sat in front of Wu Gang and said, "Gang, I’ve always had a doubt."

Wu Gang asked, "What doubt?"

Qin Shou asked, "My doubt is why you went to peep at Chang’e in the first place... If you weren’t up to no good, would you have swatted the damn rabbit and dragged me over here?

Do you actually have a special liking? Or else, when I go down, I could catch a Fox Spirit for you, and with a beauty by your side, you wouldn’t have to think about my sister anymore."

Upon hearing this, Wu Gang lifted his hand and smacked Qin Shou, tumbling him over, and then scolded with a laugh, "Do you think I’m like you, with sex on the brain, you lusty rabbit? I only went to look because I was curious...

I’ve been on this moon for countless years without a single soul to talk to.

Chang’e came later, but considering it wasn’t proper for men and women to meet alone, I always held back and didn’t go...

But tell me, if you were without anyone to talk to for hundreds, thousands, maybe even millions of years, and then you suddenly saw a real live person, would you be able to hold back and not take a look?

The result... you already know what happened."

Qin Shou fell silent, thinking that, if he were in the same position, he might not have made it to today... He would have long since suffocated from loneliness.

Qin Shou sighed and said, "Gang, how have you managed all these years? Have you been just working it out on your own?"

Wu Gang smacked the cheeky rabbit once more, flipping him onto the ground...

The damn rabbit didn’t get up and just lay there, saying, "Seriously though, are you sure you don’t need me to catch a Fox Spirit or a White Bone Demon to keep you company in bed? If you were to father a little fox or a little skeleton, that would mean you have children too, right?"

Wu Gang shook his head and said, "Forget it..."

"You don’t want that either, so do you actually like men? How about I catch a big and strong, all muscle Bull Head for you?" Qin Shou teased as he went up to ask.

Wu Gang lifted his leg and gave a kick, "Scram!"

Qin Shou instantly turned into a shooting star and drifted away...

The next day passed just as leisurely as before...

On the third day, after seeing Chang’e off, Qin Shou immediately packed his stuff and scurried out of Moon Palace. Once outside, he saw Nezha and Li Zhenying already waiting for him.

Nezha tossed a piece of armor to Qin Shou, "Put it on!"

Qin Shou quickly dodged and then picked up a helmet, placing it on his head, which encased his entire body... Qin Shou said, "This should be enough for me..."

Nezha laughed and said, "You fool, can’t you use magic to make yourself bigger?"

Qin Shou lifted the helmet and asked, "Should I be able to?"

Nezha was at a loss for words...

Nezha said, "I’ll teach you a technique called Mighty Spirit Magic, which allows you to grow bigger and the bigger you get, the stronger you become. However, it’s just a basic enlargement magic, so the power is mediocre; it’ll probably only increase your strength by two to three times."

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou’s eyes immediately lit up. He had finally found a quick path to becoming a real man, so he eagerly said, "Good, teach me quick!"

Nezha then passed on a mantra and the method of operating the magic to Qin Shou, who found it strangely familiar! It was extremely similar to the shrinking technique taught by the Black Dragon, with only a few key differences. Qin Shou pondered for a moment, then got it. With a shake of his body, he grew to the height of a person!

Nezha, surprised, said, "You learn fast. Put it on, and then we’re ready to set off."

Once Qin Shou donned the armor, he realized it was completely sealed! Not a single hair could poke out.

After wearing it, his eyes weren’t visible either, and the material of the helmet was such that he could see out from the inside, but from the outside, one couldn’t see in; it seemed to offer decent protection.

Li Zhenying also transformed, becoming about as tall as Qin Shou, but her baby-fat face still looked like a little girl’s... However, once in a military uniform, there was a certain valiant charm about her, which caught Qin Shou’s admiring glances.

But once they put on their helmets, apart from their statures, there wasn’t much difference between them.

"All set, this is your identification plaque. Hang it on. You’ll need it for inspection when we take the Three Immortals Road," Nezha admonished.

Qin Shou hurriedly hung the plaque in place.

Afterward, the two of them followed Nezha and flew to the front of Southern Gate...

Only then did Qin Shou see that a vast army had already gathered at the Southern Gate!

Amidst the fluttering banners, troops clad in matching armor stood like a field of erect javelins, each one gleaming in the bright silver of their armor. Only the last two rows were dressed in black armor, the same kind Qin Shou and Li Zhenying were wearing.

The army stood motionless, yet exuded an overwhelming pressure, as if it was not an army but a sleeping giant beast that could awaken at any moment to launch a terrifying assault.

At the same time, an intimidating aura spread pervasively, and even someone as carefree as Qin Shou instinctively quieted down when he approached the troops.

Nezha himself became very serious, his demeanor instantly changing. He was no longer the capricious youth but seemed to transform into a commanding general of thousands of troops in an instant—majestic! Imperious!

Qin Shou watched with great envy... thinking, "Damn, this is how a man should roll! When can I, Lord Rabbit, ever be this imposing?"