Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 218 - 215 What Dragon? Black Dragon? How to Eat?_1

Chapter 218: Chapter 215 What Dragon? Black Dragon? How to Eat?_1

"What are you holding?" Zhou Buhuo asked.

Qin Shou pulled out a long wooden stick from the pot. If a disciple from the Wenqu Palace or someone from Artisan Valley was here, they would certainly recognize what it was, but unfortunately, Zhou Buhuo did not.

"What’s this?" Zhou Buhuo asked.

Qin Shou said word by word, "A ruler! The ruler of Wenqu Palace!"

"Is there any difference?" Zhou Buhuo asked.

Qin Shou said, "Hmm, it’s a bit different from rulers from other places."

"Looks the same to me..." Zhou Buhuo said, puzzled.

Qin Shou said, "You’ll know in a bit, oh, is there a bathroom around here?"

"Er... I don’t think... there is one," Zhou Buhuo said, and continued to look at Qin Shou with a face full of question marks, not understanding why he was asking this.

Qin Shou sighed and said, "That’s going to be troublesome then, alright, let’s just consider it fertilizing."

"What do you mean..." Zhou Buhuo really did not understand.

At that moment, there was a loud howling from afar from Dog Xiaotian, "Ouch... my stomach hurts! Damn it, I can’t hold it in... oh god... I’ll curse your damn rabbit... Owww... that feels... good..."

At this very moment, Dog Xiaotian simply couldn’t hold it in any longer, a flurry of fire from his lower half, with no chance even to look for a bathroom. In broad daylight, he just let it spray...

Moreover, Dog Xiaotian felt that this probably wouldn’t get better anytime soon...

Hearing Dog Xiaotian cursing in the distance, Zhou Buhuo sniffed the air and instantly understood everything, cursing, "That damn dog is taking a dump in the back kitchen?"

Qin Shou said, "Yeah, he did... what can you do about it? Now, even if Master came, it wouldn’t help. This dog is spewing shit without being hit, and if you hit him... it would be a dog shit sprayer. You might not find it disgusting, but I do. Just let him be... let’s keep our distance and cook some more."

Having said that, Qin Shou carried the Three-legged Four Images Cauldron and left...

Zhou Buhuo thought about Qin Shou’s words, shook his head in disgust, and quickly followed him out.

Soon after, another dish was ready.

But this time, with the lesson learned from Dog Xiaotian, Zhou Buhuo didn’t dare to casually grab and eat the dishes made by Rabbit.

Qin Shou didn’t mind him and took a bite of bird meat, filled with a sense of nostalgia... the key point was, the taste was countless times better than any ingredients from Earth! That full-bodied sourness, spiciness, and fragrance activated all his taste buds! Squinting his eyes, Qin Shou couldn’t help but exclaim in his heart, "Everything is great in this world, except we’re just missing an old man to look after. Ah..."

Seeing Qin Shou eating with no issues, Zhou Buhuo also relaxed and cautiously tried a small bite with his chopsticks.

Qin Shou frowned and said, "Zhou, you’re eating too genteelly! When eating, you should have big bites of meat and gulp down wine! That’s the way to enjoy it!"

Zhou Buhuo gave a bitter smile and said, "This is spirit beast meat, it’s full of Yuan Qi. If I eat too much, I’ll be stuffed."

Qin Shou raised an eyebrow, "Your body is really too frail then? Look at me - I, the rabbit, find everything tasty and never get enough... "

Zhou Buhuo shook his head and said, "I’m not sure what’s up with my constitution, ah..."

Qin Shou asked, "What does Master say?"

Zhou Buhuo said, "Master didn’t say anything, just told me to hone my culinary skills, but with my appetite, ah... However, your cooking is delicious, it stimulates the appetite..."

After saying that, Zhou Buhuo walked away with a look of melancholy.

Qin Shou called out, "Zhou, if it stimulates the appetite, why aren’t you eating more?"

"Not only does it stimulate the appetite, but it also clears the blockage. I’m going to find a bathroom." Zhou Buhuo waved his hand and left.

Then Qin Shou remembered that he seemed to have not washed the pot... Smacking his lips, he muttered, "The medicine is pretty strong."

With Zhou Buhuo and Dog Xiaotian both off to use the bathroom, Qin Shou was left alone to devour a large pot of food, clean as a whistle. Patting his belly, he muttered, "If I could take these ingredients back to Earth, just by making Dong’an Chicken, I could become a global gastronomy tycoon, right? Too bad..."

Shaking his head, Qin Shou stood up, took out a Henggong Fish, and threw it directly into the cauldron.

The Henggong Fish was not like ordinary fish; normal fire and water could not kill it, but with two black plums added, it instantly flipped belly up in the water, its thick shell started to soften, and the scales peeled off automatically...

Besides the Henggong Fish, Qin Shou also took other ingredients, like the Three-legged Bird and everything else one might expect.

With nothing else to do, Qin Shou simply sat there the whole day, stewing in a big pot, frying in a small one, throwing all kinds of seasonings in liberally, and trying different flavors...

The tasty ones, he saved a portion and put it into the Black Demon Box to bring back for Chang’e and Wu Gang.

For the not-so-tasty ones, he didn’t mind. After all, could it be worse than the bark of the osmanthus tree?

As long as there was Yuan Qi, he was not picky!

After finishing here, he went to the cave to get more, and by the time the sky was getting dark...

Qin Shou shoved the last bite of Henggong Fish into his mouth, chewing up the bones along with it, and ate it...

Ever since he missed the essence in the bones of the Triangular Boidae, Qin Shou had smartened up; not knowing where the essence was didn’t matter, I, the powerful rabbit with good teeth, would eat everything!

After finishing, patting his belly, Qin Shou smacked his lips and said, "It seems, there’s still room for more, let me see what else there is to eat..."

So Qin Shou once again entered the cave, but at this moment, the cave was empty. The mountain of food had been reduced to just a Violent Dragon hanging from the ceiling.

Qin Shou made a round, not finding anything else edible, and simply climbed up to the Violent Dragon’s head, sitting on its nose, looking into its pupilless white eyeballs and muttered, "Is this guy really dead or what?"

Unfortunately, the Violent Dragon did not move an inch, appearing to be truly dead.

Qin Shou climbed down its nose, looked at the Violent Dragon’s huge mouth and gauged its size, muttering, "If this was on Earth, you could open a private room right inside this mouth... Such a huge creature, where to start if I wanted to eat it.

Dragon lips? Forget it, they’re so ugly I can’t bear to put them in my mouth.

These eyes aren’t bad, but it’s a shame they’re all white, like they’ve got TM cataracts or something...

Dragon horns? Broken... nothing to eat.

"They say dragon scales are treasures that can be made into armor. I’ll give it a try," Qin Shou said as he grabbed a scale and tried to pull it off, but the damn thing was harder than steel and wouldn’t budge.

What Qin Shou didn’t see was a look of disdain flashing in the pale eyes of the Violent Dragon...

Qin Shou stomped his foot and said, "Hey, you damn mud fish, you’re dead and you still grudge giving up a scale? Watch the teeth!"

Crack, crack, crack...

After several crisp sounds...

"Haha... I knew it! How could something I, the Rabbit, set my sights on be unattainable? Easy peasy! And look at that shine!" Qin Shou held up a scale excitedly, "Such a big scale, perfect for laying on my bed! Mmm, feels good, and it’s warm in winter, cool in summer!

Ah... I might as well use these scales as tiles, pave the Moon Palace with them, what a brilliant idea!"

A flash of anger and panic flickered through the eyes of the Violent Dragon... but he still didn’t move.

But... Qin Shou had a reaction, raising an eyebrow: "Eh?"

Qin Shou suddenly realized that all the cells in his body had shut up! They stopped swallowing his Yuan Qi...

Qin Shou focused and felt that this sensation was very similar to the power of cause and effect which Ji Gong had once helped him experience.

And apparently, the only thing that could make his cells shut up was this...

So what were the cells afraid of? Or rather, what in Qin Shou’s subconscious was causing fear?

Qin Shou instinctively looked down at the Violent Dragon beneath his feet... Indeed, Qin Shou was worried, worried that the damn dragon wasn’t dead! And if he had plucked scales from the dragon, then the consequences...

As this thought hit him, Qin Shou stomped his foot, thinking, "Usually scaring myself doesn’t work. This kind of karmic feedback generally only happens when there’s actual karmic reality... So, this bastard isn’t dead!"

At this revelation, Qin Shou’s hair stood on end...

Then he yelled, "Damn it! Fresh scales that can regenerate after being plucked! Not only are they enough to cover the floor, but they can also be used to tile the bathroom!"

Therefore, Qin Shou, filled with excitement and without a hint of guilt, began his grand scale-plucking enterprise...

The worst part was, the damn rabbit didn’t pluck scales from anywhere else; he specifically targeted the scales on the top of the Violent Dragon’s head...

While plucking, the damn rabbit also remembered to cast a water mirror spell to show the Violent Dragon its reflection.

Then, in the eyes of the Violent Dragon, his reflection alternated—mohawk, watermelon head, Ge You slump, shiny bald head, completely bald...

And so...

"Roar!"

A dragon’s roar echoed throughout the entire cave, but the sound was blocked by the barrier at the entrance, unable to escape.

When Qin Shou heard this, he got scared and quickly ran backwards, biting into a dragon horn he was holding...

"Ouch..." the Violent Dragon cried out in pain...

Qin Shou echoed, "Oh god, that scared the life out of me, better chew on a dragon horn to regain my strength..."

So Qin Shou took another bite.

"Roar..." The dragon’s roar sounded again.

The Rabbit bit again!

The dragon’s roar continued...

The Rabbit continued...

The dragon’s roars were relentless!

The Rabbit was relentless!

The dragon’s roars turned into cursing: "Damn rabbit, shut your mouth!"

Hearing this, Qin Shou let out a belch, "Burp... Dragon horn tastes like radish. Hey, aren’t you a Violent Dragon? A big fool with scrambled brains who only knows slaughter? How come you can curse?"

"Who the hell said I’m a Violent Dragon? I’m a pure Black Dragon!" the Violent Dragon raged.

"What the heck is a Black Dragon?" Qin Shou asked dumbly.

Suddenly, the Violent Dragon spoke as if he had no strength left, "Ah... I’m too weak to talk now, come closer, come to the front. I’ll explain slowly."

Qin Shou thought this sounded a lot like Blacky’s old trick.

So Qin Shou held the dragon horn tighter, "I’ve got nothing to say; I just want to chew on my radish."

Crack...

"Ouch... Take it easy! That’s a dragon horn! Haven’t you heard that plucking scales and tugging on dragon horns hurt the most?" the Violent Dragon roared in anger!

Qin Shou replied naively, "Never heard of it, but since you’re so adamant, care to explain what a Black Dragon is?"

"Explain my ass! I’m out of strength again, come to the front, I’ll explain slowly..." the Black Dragon dropped his voice.]