Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 219 - 216: Single-Line Long-Snake Formation【Please Subscribe】_1

Chapter 219: Chapter 216: Single-Line Long-Snake Formation【Please Subscribe】_1

"It’s fine, since you’ve got the energy to shout after I’ve taken a bite of a carrot, I’ll keep chewing, and you just focus on explaining without cursing me. Once you’ve explained, I promise to stop biting," Qin Shou said, and not waiting for Black Dragon’s response, he bit down again...

"Ow..." Black Dragon howled in pain: "Damn rabbit, stop! What on earth are you that you can damage my dragon horn?"

Qin Shou said, "I don’t know what I am either. Why don’t you tell me what I am? And, answer the question..."

After saying this, Qin Shou bit down again.

Ow...

"I’ll talk! I’ll talk... Violent Dragons grow from the concentration of the violent energy between heaven and earth. They have no consciousness and only know slaughter. Black Dragons are what Violent Dragons become after they coincidentally awaken their consciousness..." Black Dragon cried out.

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou slapped the wound on the dragon horn and said, "Damn it, after all that, it’s still a Violent Dragon! If it’s a Violent Dragon, then it can be eaten. What’s wrong with eating a few bites of your dragon horn? Later, after I’ve cleaned the pot, I’ll roast you piece by piece... By the way, do you prefer to be sprinkled with some cumin or to have more chili powder on you?"

The moment Black Dragon heard this, he was speechless, never having seen such a vicious rabbit before!

If it had been any other time, Black Dragon wouldn’t have taken this rabbit seriously. How could a regular rabbit harm his scales and dragon horn? But now it was different, he couldn’t move and this rabbit could bite through his scales and dragon horn... This was a threat to his life.

So Black Dragon said, "Rabbit, let’s talk this out..."

Qin Shou laughed and sat on the edge of the dragon horn, saying, "Talk it out? Sure, come on, what magic treasure do you have? Give me several million pounds of it."

As soon as Black Dragon heard this, his face darkened and he exclaimed, "Do you measure magic treasure by weight? Why don’t you measure it by the pile?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou slapped his hand and laughed, "Well said!"

Black Dragon immediately had a bad feeling.

Then he heard the rabbit say, "Then let’s have a pile!"

Black Dragon felt an urge to cry. Does this damn rabbit have any common sense?

"No crying! You’re already ugly enough as it is, crying would make you look even worse, it’s nauseating," Qin Shou said.

Black Dragon was speechless; when had he cried... Black Dragon said, "Rabbit, I was just a Violent Dragon before. With a chaotic consciousness in a dragon’s brain, how would I know how to craft a magic treasure? How about you let me go, and after I get out and steal some magic treasures, I’ll give them to you, okay? Ow... go easy!"

Qin Shou slapped the dragon horn again, cursing with a laugh, "Do you take me for a fool? Let you go? If I let you go, you wouldn’t be looking for magic treasures; you’d be cooking rabbit!"

Black Dragon fell silent, his schemes seen through unexpectedly.

Qin Shou said, "No magic treasure, right? Okay, then do you have any cultivation techniques? Give me ten of them! If there’s even one less, I’ll turn the scales on your back into the pattern of a squirrel!"

Upon hearing this, Black Dragon hurriedly exclaimed, "Are you crazy? I’m a Violent Dragon; I don’t even know where my parents are. Where would I learn any magic? If I knew magic, would I be hanging here?"

Qin Shou thought this sounded somewhat reasonable...

Black Dragon continued, "Rabbit, but I really do have a treasure."

Qin Shou’s eyes lit up upon hearing this: "What treasure?"

Black Dragon said, "But you have to promise me, if you take my treasure, you have to let me down. Don’t worry, I definitely won’t harm you."

Qin Shou stroked his chin and said, "I’ll consider it. But tell me, since you’ve gained consciousness, why were you caught? Be honest, did you cause trouble down there? Did you harm little female rabbits?"

Black Dragon rolled his eyes upon hearing this: "Why would a dragon harm female rabbits?"

Qin Shou asked very seriously, "Then did you harm the wild boars?"

Black Dragon was speechless: "I... how would I know what I did? I was tricked by an old scammer and caught, then that old scammer sold me here. That’s all I can remember... I only started to develop intelligence after coming here, and I can’t clearly recall anything from earlier. I just have a rough idea..."

"You developed intelligence here?" Qin Shou was astonished.

Black Dragon said, "Yes, after arriving here, somehow, I developed intelligence. I’m a good dragon, you have to believe me, I’m really nice."

Qin Shou tilted his head and thought for a moment, "I’ll tentatively believe you. Now, what about the treasure you mentioned?"

Black Dragon said, "It’s in my mouth."

Qin Shou: "..."

The next moment, Qin Shou gripped Black Dragon’s horn and went on a biting rampage, shouting after each bite, "Do you think I’m a fool? In your mouth? Can I even come out if I go in there? Keep biting!"

"Ow, ow, ow... Damn rabbit, I was talking about my Dragon Ball, ow... It’s not in your mouth, so where else could it be? Ow..." Black Dragon howled loudly.

Qin Shou paused for a moment and said, "Dragon Ball?"

Tears were coming out of Black Dragon’s pain-filled eyes: "Yes, the Dragon Ball, right in my mouth. But I’ve been sealed, I can’t even open my mouth, how can I give you the Dragon Ball?"

Qin Shou stroked his chin, looking at the iron chains circling round and round Black Dragon’s mouth, and said, "It seems you make some sense, but how am I supposed to get the Dragon Ball if your mouth can’t open?"

Black Dragon said, "You could undo the iron chains around my mouth, I’ll open it, and you can take it yourself."

Qin Shou bit down again...

"Ow... That’s not how to take it, how do you want to take it then?" Black Dragon howled in pain.

Qin Shou said, "I have no idea, but since you’re the seller, it’s up to you to figure out how to ship it for free."

Black Dragon said, "I..."

After struggling for a while, Black Dragon said helplessly, "My nostrils are very big..."

Qin Shou said, "Yeah, I noticed. Bigger than Er Kang’s."

"Who’s Er Kang?" Black Dragon asked.

Qin Shou said, "A guy who claimed he could fit a universe into his nostril. But let’s not talk about him. Let’s talk about the Dragon Ball."

Black Dragon said, "You can enter through my nostril into my mouth, and then place the Dragon Ball into the Xumi Bag to take it out."

"You really think I can fit through your nostril? Do you actually believe you’re Er Kang?" Qin Shou measured the nostril. He could get in, but it would be a bit of a struggle... Thinking about rubbing against the snot in there, he promptly gave up.

"I know a magic that can shrink you. If you shrink, you’ll be able to enter easily. Do you want to learn it?" Black Dragon said.

What Qin Shou was most in need of was magic, of course!

So Qin Shou decisively said, "Teach me!"

"Alright, listen carefully..." Black Dragon immediately recited the incantation and explained the method to channel Yuan Qi.

After listening, Qin Shou sat down and gave it a try. To his surprise, the magic was incredibly simple, involving a shallow understanding of the path, similar to the level of Ride the Cloud, Drive the Mist. In no time, Qin Shou had learned the technique. In the next moment, his body shrank to the size of a thumb, then returned to normal size. He went back and forth, shrinking and growing multiple times, having a great deal of fun.

"Rabbit, we had an agreement. Once you take my Dragon Ball, you have to set me free," Black Dragon reminded.

Qin Shou nodded, "Don’t worry, I always keep my word. By the way, you haven’t caught a cold recently, have you?"

Black Dragon said, "No... rest assured, I won’t sneeze."

Qin Shou shook his head, "I’m not afraid of you sneezing. I’m afraid of you having a runny nose."

Black Dragon...

Qin Shou approached Black Dragon’s nostril, took a deep breath, leaped into the air, and tried not to touch Black Dragon’s nose.

There was no helping it; Qin Shou still felt the whole thing was kind of dirty...

Meanwhile, the Kitchen God sat in a private room with an old Taoist across from him, dressed in an eight trigrams robe, exuding a bit of a celestial air.

If Qin Shou were here, he would have recognized this guy as the old Taoist who had swindled people at Wenqu Palace!

"Friend Taoist, you sold me a Black Dragon, not a Violent Dragon. Although I am the Kitchen God, I never kill sentient beings for cooking. Take the dragon back, and return my money," the Kitchen God said.

The old Taoist laughed, "Friend Taoist, although it is a Black Dragon, it has caused havoc in eighteen cities and killed countless people down in the Lower Realm.

Killing it would be an act of justice for Heaven and a great merit.

Since you’ve killed it, why not eat it?"

The Kitchen God shook his head, "These are my rules and will not change for anyone. I haven’t touched the dragon, so take it back."

The old Taoist looked helpless and said, "Well... Since the Kitchen God doesn’t want it, then I guess I’ll sell it to the God of Food."

The Kitchen God said, "He won’t buy it either. I know his temperament. You’ll only get kicked out if you take it there."

The old Taoist fell silent for a moment, then said, "Alright, surely someone in the vast Immortal Realm will want it. By the way, you didn’t tamper with the dragon’s seal, did you?"

The Kitchen God said, "We’ve been keeping it locked with a rune chain. I’ve never touched it."

The old Taoist shook his head, "The rune chain is just one aspect. The key is the Dragon Supressing Pearl in the dragon’s mouth. Once that pearl is swallowed, it will seal the Dragon Clan’s Yuan Qi, rendering them immobile. It took me a lot of effort to get him to swallow the Dragon Supressing Pearl before I could capture him."

The Kitchen God was taken aback, then shook his head, "No worries, I’ve left it untouched. My disciples also... uh, disciple..."

Just then, the complexion of the Kitchen God changed drastically, and he stood up abruptly, "Crap, something’s gone wrong!"

A few minutes earlier, Dog Xiaotian, who had been pondering over the single-line long-snake formation he laid out while defecating, suddenly looked up and exclaimed, "What is this? Such malignant energy? And it’s getting stronger!"

Dog Xiaotian’s expression turned grave as he slowly lifted his head, a domineering aura rising on his canine face, his tail standing tall like a battle flag!

Then, Dog Xiaotian ducked his head and took off running, "Damn it, I can’t handle this, I can’t handle this... I’m out of here..."

And just like that, the damn dog ran away...

Just as he reached the gate, he heard a shout from behind: "Dog Xiaotian, don’t go! It seems like the Violent Dragon has broken free from its restraints; we have to stop it!"

Dog Xiaotian turned around to see Zhou Buhuo running toward him, holding up his pants.

Hearing this, Dog Xiaotian looked at his own shivering legs from struggling to poop and said bitterly, "You want me to stop a rampaging Violent Dragon like this? Or strangle it with the waistband of your pants? Come on, stop joking, let’s run. He’ll be lured by the formation I set up for a while, and everything will be fine once your master arrives."

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