Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 215 - 213: Violent Dragon_1

Chapter 215: Chapter 213: Violent Dragon_1

Qin Shou quickly ran inside and sure enough, he saw Dog Xiaotian excitedly barking in the cave, "Wahaha... so many Henggong Fish, and they’re still alive haha... is this Fatty Heritage? Tsk tsk... they look delicious! Wow... this is Dang Kang! Haha... These tusks are as long as an elephant’s, but it turns out to be a pig’s head... not bad, very substantive, very fat..."

Dog Xiaotian was jumping up and down, looking and shouting when he suddenly saw the rabbit come in. He quickly called out, "Rabbit, you’ve come at the right time, look what I’ve found? All food!"

Qin Shou chuckled and said, "Well, this is the Kitchen God’s kitchen, so of course everything here is an ingredient. Of course, these ingredients also belong to the Kitchen God. What, you want to hog it all for yourself? Is your skin itching for a fight, or do your bones need a massage again?"

As soon as Dog Xiaotian heard these two words, "Kitchen God", he shuddered, his big mouth opened as if in dread, and then he went silent, just gesturing with his mouth.

Qin Shou could understand. The damn dog was saying, "That old pervert of a Kitchen God is too much... I’m telling you, if it weren’t for my good character, Mr. Dog, everything here would have been eaten by him, and not a single hair left behind!"

Qin Shou chuckled, "You don’t dare, do you?"

"Don’t dare? What a joke, there’s nothing in this world that I, Mr. Dog, don’t dare do!" Dog Xiaotian called out.

Qin Shou said with a grin, "Great, I’ve recorded everything you just said with the Shadow Printing Stone, and now I’ll show it to the Kitchen God. After all, you’re not afraid..."

As soon as Dog Xiaotian heard that, he was stunned and hurriedly chased after him, chuckling, "Don’t be like that, Rabbit... Just now, my mind suddenly went blank, as if I was possessed by a ghost. I don’t even know what I said. Right, what did I say? Never mind, don’t tell me. It wasn’t my doing, and there’s no point in talking about it. Anyway, I won’t admit it."

Then the rabbit stretched out a hand, rubbing his index and thumb together...

Seeing this, Dog Xiaotian became furious and yelled, "Damn it! Rabbit, you dare to extort me? I’m telling you, I’d rather die than..."

Before he could finish, the rabbit had a stone in his hand!

Shadow Printing Stone?

The thought raced through Dog Xiaotian’s mind almost like lightning as he opened his mouth!

He swallowed the stone in one gulp!

Then Dog Xiaotian laughed and said, "Rabbit, now the Shadow Printing Stone is gone, what will you use to blackmail me? Haha... you’re still too naive! How can I be so clever?"

The rabbit looked up to see Dog Xiaotian’s smug face and asked with a dumbfounded expression, "Big brother, can you see clearly before eating it? I plucked that from Dang Kang’s butt hair, and there’s still some there, see what that is?"

As soon as Dog Xiaotian heard this, he looked up, and his face turned green... ugh...

Watching Dog Xiaotian dash out like a shot, with the sound of dry heaving coming from outside, Qin Shou sighed, "Ah... indeed, dogs love this kind of thing."

Ignoring Dog Xiaotian, Qin Shou turned around to take a closer look at the cave.

The cave was enormous, seemingly hollowing out the whole mountain. This would be a colossal undertaking on Earth, but in the Immortals’ world, it was hardly a miracle.

However, the items in the cave truly broadened Qin Shou’s horizons. There were piles of Dang Kang, with tusks as large as those of an elephant, even bigger than wild boars; in the ponds, schools of Henggong Fish, with horns on their heads like red carps, swam back and forth. Occasionally, fish with human faces and voices like mandarin ducks popped their heads out...

On the other side, Danghu Birds were perched all along one wall, and Three-legged Birds with tortoise shells tossed carelessly in a corner...

Even Qin Shou saw a long, ink-black dragon hanging from the top of the pen; the dragon was so long that it looped around the hundred-mile-long cave more than once! The dragon’s head was ferociously fierce. Though it was dead, those two eyes seemed to be watching him... giving Qin Shou a somewhat creepy feeling.

"This is the Violent Dragon, such a rare dragon. Master was reluctant to use it for food," explained Zhou Buhuo.

Qin Shou nodded to show his understanding, "It’s such a rare ingredient, indeed a pity to use it casually."

Zhou Buhuo nodded in agreement.

Then Qin Shou said, "However, it’s an even bigger waste to just hang it here. If Master won’t cook it, we should!"

Zhou Buhuo was taken aback and exclaimed, "We? But... we don’t even know how to cook dragon meat! Don’t waste it."

Qin Shou was undeterred, "Haven’t you ever tried snake meat? However you cook snake, that’s how you cook dragon! Besides, if all else fails, we’ll have hotpot!"

"Hotpot?" Zhou Buhuo’s eyes bulged out as he pointed to the dragon meat hanging above and cried out, "You want hotpot with such perfect ingredients? That’s such a waste! Hey hey hey... Rabbit! Get down from there!"

Without waiting for Zhou Buhuo’s consent, Qin Shou had already leaped into the air, landing on the Violent Dragon, then sitting on the dragon’s head, staring at its two big eyeballs, "Staring at me, huh? Humph... In a moment, I’ll peel off all your scales, making you streak!"

To Qin Shou’s surprise, the Violent Dragon seemed to have an even fiercer glint in its eyes when it heard this!

Qin Shou shivered again and poked his head out, asking Zhou Buhuo, "Old Zhou, it’s dead, right?"

Zhou Buhuo said, "It should be..."

"Don’t just say ’should be’... Look at all these big iron chains tied around it. If it’s not dead and gets loose, it won’t be us eating it, it’ll be eating us!" Qin Shou cried out.

Zhou Buhuo said, "How should I know? All I know is someone brought a Violent Dragon for Master. As for whether it’s dead or alive, no one mentioned it. It doesn’t move, so it must be dead, right..."

Qin Shou knew he couldn’t rely on Zhou Buhuo, so he turned back to the Violent Dragon in front of him. Rabbit and dragon staring eye to eye, Qin Shou still felt something fishy about this creature!

Smacking his lips, Qin Shou said, "Forget it, I’ll wait till I’ve gathered all the treasures before eating it!"

After saying this, Qin Shou stared intently at the Violent Dragon, but its eyeballs remained white, revealing no inner thoughts.

Qin Shou muttered to himself, "Could it really be dead?"

Just then, from outside the cave came Dog Xiaotian’s cursing voice, "Damn rabbit, come out here, we’re not done!"

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said, "Has that damn dog gone stupid? Can’t he come in by himself?"

Zhou Buhuo replied, "I activated the Protective Array, he can’t get in. After all, he’s just a temp, and there are some issues with his dog character, so it’s better that he doesn’t come in."

Only then did Qin Shou understand why Dog Xiaotian was so angry. He had eaten a piece of shit, went out to vomit, and now couldn’t get back in.

Knowing there were delicious foods inside yet being unable to enter would drive anyone mad.

So, with much sympathy for Dog Xiaotian, Qin Shou shouted, "Come on in if you’re so tough, damn dog!"

Dog Xiaotian barked angrily, "Turn off the Formation, Mr. Dog will show you how to behave!"

Qin Shou called out, "Break the Formation if you’re so capable, I, the Rabbit, will show you how to behave!"

"You... I don’t believe you won’t come out!" Dog Xiaotian yelled.

Upon hearing that, Qin Shou thought, this damn dog really had the nerve, so he jumped down and swaggered outside, saying as he walked, "Ah, Zhou, if I show the Master Kitchen God the Shadow Printing Stone once every two hours, do you think this dog will get beaten to death? Speaking of which, is our Master’s signature dish lacking any ingredients?"

Dog Xiaotian, who had been ready to pounce, went weak at the knees upon hearing this and hurried over, squeezing out a smile, "Rabbit, let’s talk nicely... I was just playing with you."

"Ah, my legs are sore," Qin Shou said.

As soon as Dog Xiaotian heard that, the corner of his mouth twitched, suppressing the urge to swallow the rabbit whole, and lifted his big dog paw to massage Qin Shou’s legs...

"My back is sore too," Qin Shou added.

Dog Xiaotian hurriedly massaged Qin Shou’s back... while ingratiatingly asking, "Rabbit, does it feel good?"

Qin Shou glanced at him and said, "With your skills, you might as well be a doorman in Dongguan."

"Dongguan? What place is that?" Zhou Buhuo asked curiously.

Qin Shou grinned and said, "A paradise for men. I’ll take you for a visit someday. Although the ladies are no longer there, we could treat it as an archaeological study and still see some of the splendor of the past."

Zhou Buhuo looked utterly confused...

Dog Xiaotian knew this rabbit was full of nonsense and that nobody could understand him, so he said, "Rabbit, there’s so much good food inside, didn’t you take any out?"

Qin Shou glared at him and said, "Do you think I would wander around empty-handed? Let’s go, it’s time to eat!"

Dog Xiaotian, hearing this, was overjoyed and exclaimed, "Did you bring out the Danghu Bird? That thing’s meat is wickedly fatty!"

"What, had a taste and got addicted?" the Rabbit asked.

"Piss off!" Dog Xiaotian cursed.

Qin Shou shook his head with a you-clearly-haven’t-had-enough look and kept a distance from Dog Xiaotian.

Seeing this, Dog Xiaotian cried out indignantly, "I... I’m not addicted!"

At this shout, Zhou Buhuo also quickly kept his distance.

Dog Xiaotian exclaimed, "I’m telling the truth!"

Qin Shou and Zhou Buhuo watched Dog Xiaotian from afar with a we-understand look, and then the Rabbit said, "Being addicted is no big deal, there’s plenty of stock left inside."

"Damn rabbit, I’m going to fight you!" Dog Xiaotian roared angrily, chasing after him.

Qin Shou turned and ran like a streak of white lightning!

His big ears flipped back, instantly transforming into twin boosters, and with a whirl, he sped up even more!

Dog Xiaotian simply could not catch up!

All the while, the Rabbit laughed as he ran, tauntingly singing, "Hahaha... can’t catch me? That’s because I’m just that powerful!"

"Damn it, I can’t stand this!" Dog Xiaotian roared in fury, giving up on Ride the Cloud, Drive the Mist to use Shorten Distance, sprinting after him.

But still, he couldn’t catch up!

Dog Xiaotian saw clearly that the Rabbit was merely using the most basic technique of Ride the Cloud, Drive the Mist for low-flight, yet despite using Shorten Distance, he couldn’t catch up, and that just defied heaven’s logic!

Dog Xiaotian shouted, "Rabbit, what Magic is this? How can you be so fast? The Ride the Cloud, Drive the Mist I taught you can’t be this quick, right?"

As soon as he heard this, Qin Shou instantly remembered his own miserable history, especially the time when he almost crashed with Chang’e... Getting smashed was one thing, but damn, it was embarrassing! And in front of his own girl, no less! The more he thought about it, the angrier he became!

So, with a grin, Qin Shou replied, "Of course it’s not. My technique of Ride the Cloud, Drive the Mist is a top-tier Magic! Do you want to learn it?"

"You’re going to teach me?" Dog Xiaotian asked in surprise.

"Definitely, with the brotherhood we share, I have to teach you!" Qin Shou also stopped, knowing Dog Xiaotian wouldn’t dare to hit him now.