Rabbit Must Die -
Chapter 216 - 214: Broke the Rules? Hometown Cuisine [Seeking Monthly Pass]_1
Chapter 216: Chapter 214: Broke the Rules? Hometown Cuisine [Seeking Monthly Pass]_1
As expected, Dog Xiaotian immediately stopped in his tracks and said with a grin, "Exactly, exactly, the bond between us brothers is so strong, what’s mine is yours and what’s yours is mine. Rabbit, come on and tell me, what kind of magic power is this exactly?"
A look of surprise suddenly washed over Rabbit, and then he spoke with great emphasis to Dog Xiaotian, "Black, something just came to my mind."
Dog Xiaotian, seeing Rabbit’s serious demeanor, became serious too and asked, "What’s the matter?"
Qin Shou exclaimed with a sigh, "Think back to when we first met; Limp Li once said that you used to eat shit, and then you said you quit! But I just fed you a bit, doesn’t that count as helping you break your vow? As you can see, we have plenty of meat, but if you’re really craving that particular taste, I’m afraid we might run short..."
Dog Xiaotian’s face grew darker the more he listened, and if it weren’t for the magic, he probably would have exploded by now.
Grinding his teeth, Dog Xiaotian said through clenched jaws, "Rabbit, can we please not talk about this? Let’s talk about your magic power instead."
Qin Shou nodded and said, "Fair enough, we’ll avoid mentioning the topic of eating shit, lest you start craving it... Ah... but craving is useless, we really don’t have any fresh ones."
Dog Xiaotian had already bared his fangs and unsheathed his claws from his fleshy paws...
Qin Shou quickly changed the subject, "I call it the High-Speed magic power. No matter what kind of magic power it is, High-Speed can provide an accelerating effect. Even ordinary Ride the Cloud, Drive the Mist can achieve the speed we just saw, and if paired with other flying spells, the speed..."
Upon hearing this, Dog Xiaotian’s eyes shone with greediness as he exclaimed, "Awesome! Is there really such magic in the world?"
Qin Shou was surprised inwardly. He had thought that what Wu Gang had taught him was just the most common magic, and even if it was a bit special, others should be able to learn it as well. Although Dog Xiaotian was a homebody, and so was Erlang God, after all, having lived through the Divine Enthronement War and so many years, they should have some discernment.
With him being so astonished, could this magic really be that amazing?
But was that possible?
Would Wu Gang really teach him such incredible magic just like that?
He was the miser who wouldn’t even teach Ride the Cloud, Drive the Mist!
Harboring doubts, Qin Shou didn’t want to ask directly for fear that the damn dog was bluffing and wouldn’t tell the truth, so he feigned nonchalance and asked, "Is it really that powerful?"
Upon hearing this, Dog Xiaotian became anxious and exclaimed, "Isn’t it impressive? Rabbit, you must realize, magic powers are derived from the understanding of the principles of the Way. The simpler the magic power, the more singular its principle, and the shallower its depth.
The other formidable magic powers usually delve deeper, expanding across several principles, and those that span across multiple principles are already rare.
This kind of magic power often can’t be mixed and used at will with other magic powers because the underlying principles might clash. Once they clash, they could cause unpredictable incidents, like going insane or something...
But this High-Speed magic you’re talking about can be freely combined with any other speed-boosting magic... This... this is simply inconceivable!"
Hearing this, Qin Shou also began to understand. Magic powers are much like apps. Although they are ultimately all code, forcibly merging the King of Glory app with the PUBG app would likely cause an immediate crash! There are many layers of compatibility issues involved...
Thinking this way, Qin Shou began to understand this world as operating systems, with the principles of the Way being the fundamental rules of code writing, while magic powers are various apps. To create an app, you need to understand the basic rules of the underlying code, the formulas and whatnot...
The deeper the understanding, the more diversified the use during application, and the better the achievable effects.
The more categories of rules used, the more sophisticated the created app.
But High-Speed magic is like a system patch; no matter what app you have, it straight-up accelerates it...
After finishing, Dog Xiaotian quickly asked, "Rabbit, after all this talk, why don’t you tell me how you cultivate this magic power."
Qin Shou nodded, ready to share generously, "No problem, listen closely, the magic power works like this..."
Qin Shou babbled on about a bunch of things, but eventually, even he couldn’t continue with the fabrication and simply picked some tongue-twisters and hard-to-understand sentences from the few magic powers he knew, throwing in a few lines here and there.
In the end, Qin Shou clapped his hands and said, "That’s it. Got it?"
Dog Xiaotian’s eyes bulged out like lightbulbs as he replied, "I’ve memorized what you said, but I’m completely clueless about how to use it."
Qin Shou patted Dog Xiaotian’s shoulder and said, "Of course, such a powerful magic power isn’t that easy to understand. Keep trying hard, and one day you’ll master it. Believe in yourself, you may only have a 256 dog brain, but I’m sure the memory is just enough to get by."
Dog Xiaotian, not wanting to quibble with Rabbit over the bizarre words he couldn’t comprehend, simply asked directly, "Rabbit, how long did it take for you to grasp such a complex magic power?"
After thinking for a moment, Qin Shou said, "I got it as soon as I heard it..."
Hearing this, Dog Xiaotian was taken aback, then said gravely, "I’m not joking."
Raising his paw, Qin Shou swore, "I swear to Heaven, I knew it as soon as I heard it."
Seeing this, Dog Xiaotian fell silent and turned his head away, clearly deeply affected by this revelation...
"Alright, enough said, let’s cook!" Qin Shou declared, taking out a large iron pot and producing some firewood to start cooking.
But Dog Xiaotian gritted his teeth and muttered, "I can’t believe I’m inferior to a rabbit. If I don’t succeed, I won’t eat!"
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