Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 211 - 209: Grow Big, Baby!_1

Chapter 211: Chapter 209: Grow Big, Baby!_1

Zhou Buhuo took a closer look and realized it was Dog Xiaotian!

However, the damn dog was too dark. As soon as it lay down on the stone, it instantly merged with the darkness...

Dog Xiaotian yawned and said, "What do you want from me? You’re disrupting my sleep..."

Zhou Buhuo was about to speak when an unhappy voice came from outside.

"Sleeping?"

In the midst of speaking, the Kitchen God had already walked over, looking at Dog Xiaotian with a stern face.

Dog Xiaotian yawned, shaking his head, "No, I mean, I can’t sleep."

"You actually don’t have to lie, although I don’t like liars, I still consider myself to have a good temper..." The Kitchen God still looked as frail as ever.

Dog Xiaotian looked at the Kitchen God with suspicion. However, the temperament of the Kitchen God was indeed... too frail, not at all like someone bad-tempered or domineering.

Therefore, Dog Xiaotian nodded and said, "I just accidentally dozed off for a moment."

The Kitchen God smiled and nodded, "So, you’re admitting you were sleeping?"

Dog Xiaotian said, "Not really, just dozed off..."

As soon as he said this, Zhou Buhuo immediately backed away a few steps, creating some distance.

Dog Xiaotian was stunned, thinking, what is this guy doing? What’s he hiding from? Am I that scary?

The next moment, a ripping sound was heard!

Dog Xiaotian looked up to see the thin and frail Kitchen God’s body suddenly swell, bursting his clothes! Muscles bulged all over his body, his weak-looking face turned incredibly fierce, and as he opened his big mouth, his teeth shone brighter than Dog Xiaotian’s!

Before Dog Xiaotian could speak, he heard the Kitchen God roar, "You take my salary yet you sleep here? I’ll show you sleep!"

Dog Xiaotian took off running, but his tail was grabbed in one swoop, and then all he felt was the world spinning...

Bang!

Dog Xiaotian’s face hit the ground!

"Ease up, will you! I’m dying here!" Dog Xiaotian yelled out.

Bang!

"Not the face!" Dog Xiaotian realized he couldn’t escape this beating and simply begged for a change of method.

Bang!

"The face again!" Dog Xiaotian shouted angrily, struggling to break free from the Kitchen God’s huge hand, but to no avail, the Kitchen God’s strength was too much, and he couldn’t get away!

Bang!

"Dared to lie? Dared to deceive me? Dared to sleep? I’ll let you sleep, I’ll let you sleep..." The Kitchen God roared as he slammed Dog Xiaotian to the ground.

Dog Xiaotian thought it was finally over when suddenly he saw a big foot stomping down, thud thud thud...

Amid the muffled sounds, Dog Xiaotian was trampled into the ground.

But the damn dog was tough, and even though it was trampled on until its tongue hung out and its eyes rolled back, not even a layer of skin was scraped...

The Kitchen God hit him for a full two hours, his rage slowly subsiding, his bulky body shrank back to the original frail scholar’s appearance, and then, with a look of surprise, he said, "Oh my... Dog Xiaotian, what happened to you? You don’t have to be sorry like this, you’ve made a dent in the floor with your head..."

Dog Xiaotian rolled his eyes and said, "Do you have no memory in that head of yours?"

The Kitchen God squinted his eyes and said, "What memory?"

Dog Xiaotian said, "I just dozed off for a bit, and you beat me for two hours? And you still won’t admit it?"

Upon hearing this, Zhou Buhuo covered his face, turned around, and sighed, "It’s over..."

After Dog Xiaotian finished shouting, he sensed that the atmosphere was a bit off, and then saw the Kitchen God’s mouth part in a sinister grin, his body expanding once more...

Dog Xiaotian cried out with a sob in his voice, "You’re kidding, right?"

The next moment, sounds of a dog’s head hitting the floor for another two hours echoed in the backyard...

Two hours later.

"Oh dear, Dog Xiaotian, what’s wrong with you? There’s no need for this, how did you make another hole here?" The Kitchen God asked with gentle concern.

Dog Xiaotian’s head was stuck in the hole without any movement, his butt sticking out, occasionally twitching... After a while, Dog Xiaotian’s voice emanated from the hole, "I was just nodding off... uh, you... never mind, I did it myself, I made a mistake, okay?"

"Good boy!" The Kitchen God nodded with satisfaction and then said to Zhou Buhuo, "Buhuo, look at Dog Xiaotian, he’s so well-mannered, knows his mistakes and can correct them, and his way of making amends is truly touching."

Zhou Buhuo, as if used to such abnormalities, nodded repeatedly, "Mhm... Master is right."

"Where’s that Rabbit? Ah... My clothes are ruined again? Such a hassle..." The Kitchen God said while pulling out a brand new white robe to put on.

Zhou Buhuo said, "The Rabbit is in the back kitchen helping with the ingredients. Do you want to go check?"

The Kitchen God nodded and said, "Yes, let’s have a look. That adorable Rabbit seems very well-behaved."

"Bring Dog Xiaotian along, let’s go together," the Kitchen God added.

Zhou Buhuo hurriedly pulled Dog Xiaotian out of the ground and asked with concern, "Are you all right?"

Dog Xiaotian grunted, "Don’t touch me, let me lie down a bit longer, I can take the opportunity to sleep some more..."

Just as he said he wanted to sleep a bit more, he suddenly shuddered...

The Kitchen God asked, "What else could be wrong with you?"

Dog Xiaotian immediately got up and said, "I can still go with you guys to have a look!"

"Good boy!" The Kitchen God gave a thumbs up, pranced off with delight, looking quite pleased with himself.

Watching the Kitchen God’s back, Dog Xiaotian truly couldn’t associate this sissy-like Kitchen God with the tough guy who had just beaten him up. Was this really the same person?

"Could it be that your master has a split soul?" Dog Xiaotian stealthily asked Zhou Buhuo.

Zhou Buhuo shook his head, "No, people have checked, he just has multiple personalities. Because his temperament is unstable, he has the privilege of not attending court. Uh... no one wants to see him either... afraid of getting beaten up."

Only then did Dog Xiaotian understand why he had never seen the Kitchen God; this guy really had issues!

Thinking of the fellow whom the gods themselves didn’t want to deal with, yet he had to face for more than five thousand days!

He suddenly felt the urge to die... He cursed in his heart, "Damn rabbit! It’s all your fault! If it weren’t for you bringing me to the doorstep of this restaurant, would I be in this situation? All I wanted was one fancy meal, how could it be so hard? Just wait, I’ll let you taste what it’s like to be beaten up by a tough guy!"

While thinking, Dog Xiaotian suddenly froze, sniffed his nose, and exclaimed, "What’s this delicious smell?"

Zhou Buhuo also sniffed and frowned, "This fragrance is from the fat of Triangular Boidae fried in oil, with three Tianling Peppers, three cloud pepper seeds, three taels of Pine Cloud Bark, half a tael of Stone, and one tael of salt, exploded frying after that add the meat of the Triangular Boidae’s paradoxical scales, exploded fry for five minutes after the smell..."

Zhou Buhuo frowned as he analyzed it, just from a sniff he deduced all the ingredients, which showed Zhou Buhuo’s fundamentals were indeed solid, but he was also puzzled, "Hey... that’s not right, there seems to be something else added to this smell."

Dog Xiaotian at the side said, "It should also have fried the other meats of the Triangular Boidae, and when several flavors combined, you get this smell."

"Right! That’s it... Uh, how did you know? Have you also learned cooking?" Zhou Buhuo exclaimed.

Dog Xiaotian shook his head, "Never learned. Today is my first day here, consider it on-site training."

Zhou Buhuo incredulously said, "Are you a genius?"

Dog Xiaotian chuckled, "Genius? Ha... You really are blind. Why do you need to smell? Can’t you see? The huge Triangular Boidae is left with just a skeleton, even a fool would know what happened."

Zhou Buhuo was stunned for a moment, then turned around to look, and saw only a pile of bones where the Triangular Boidae had once been!

Not far away, there was a pot still on fire, and a rabbit was sitting there, sipping wine and munching meat with an ecstatic expression, occasionally letting out a loud burp!

"Rabbit!!!" Zhou Buhuo roared with all his might.

Qin Shou picked at his ears, turned his head to look at Zhou Buhuo, grinned, and said, "Oh, you’ve arrived? Come on, come on, sit down and eat with us. But there’s not much meat left..."

Zhou Buhuo quickly ran over and angrily said, "Rabbit, you... you..."

Qin Shou asked woozily, "What’s wrong with me?"

"What’s wrong? You’re asking what’s wrong? Did you eat our Three Feets Lyrana?!" Zhou Buhuo asked.

Qin Shou firmly shook his head, "Nope."

Zhou Buhuo angrily said, "You’re still not admitting it? There are only bones left of the Triangular Boidae, and there’s still meat in your pot, even in your mouth! And you say you didn’t? You’re still eating?!"

Qin Shou stuffed meat into his mouth while saying, "What you’re talking about is me eating the Triangular Boidae, how is that possible... I just ate its meat, but the bones are still there, right? So, it doesn’t count as eating, at most it’s just trying a bit for flavor."

"You..." Zhou Buhuo glared at Qin Shou, seething with fury.

Dog Xiaotian watched the scene with a sly grin, and said to Qin Shou, "Rabbit, have you ever been beaten by a tough guy?"

Qin Shou shook his head, "No, what kind of man would bully a rabbit? Only sissies, freaks, gossips, and extremely ugly smelly old hags would hit such an adorable rabbit like me."

Dog Xiaotian chuckled, "Today you can have a taste of it."

Qin Shou looked clueless, not understanding what Dog Xiaotian meant.

On the side, Zhou Buhuo called out, "Master, this rabbit ate our Three Feets Lyrana!"

Only then did Qin Shou notice that the Kitchen God had also arrived.

Dog Xiaotian grinned and edged back, murmuring under his breath, "Grow bigger, my darling, grow bigger... Go get him! Uh... that didn’t sound quite right, it’s a bit disgusting..."

However, Dog Xiaotian waited and waited, but the Kitchen God showed no indications of raging; instead, he squinted his eyes, smiled warmly, and watched the Triangular Boidae meat in Qin Shou’s pot.

After a while, the Kitchen God asked, "Rabbit, did you make this?"

After letting out a burp, Qin Shou responded, "Ah... Wanna try?"

The Kitchen God sat down, picked up a piece of meat and put it in his mouth, smacking his lips, "The taste is good, but there’s too much salt, not enough Tianling Pepper. You could add some fresh Sichuan peppers; the dried ones just don’t hit the spot, too much mint leaf covered up the other flavors..."

While eating, the Kitchen God gave his critique.

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou swiftly took out a notebook and jotted down each point, then occasionally nodded, asking, "How much more? How much less?"

The Kitchen God answered each question in turn.