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Chapter 54: Leeeeroooy Jenkins?

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Chapter 54: Leeeeroooy Jenkins? by Harem-Fan

     I was in a very good mood after my bath and the news of my family growing by one...

     In fact, even with all the bullshit going down in town... I love my life!

     Rias is spending the evening with Sona, and that also includes my other girls.

     So I reminded Asia of this fact, and told her I would meet her for alone time.

     Needles to say, she was super excited to have one-on-one time with me.

     I also had to place my new silver cross in a jewelry box, to avoid hurting my lovers and Devil friends.

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     The both of us just spent a few hours in her bedroom embracing slowly, and telling each other sweet nothings...

     I'm happy this is enough for this saintlike woman.

     With Asia, I don't have to try and read her mind or predict anything, just hug her and she is done.

     During our pillow-talk, I told her about my meeting with Xenovia, and that she was the same girl from the trial.

     Asia is now very eager to meet her again in person.

     I told her that in my visions, the two of them had been the best of friends, and the fact she also liked to pray and hurt herself as a Devil.

     Asia asked if I would also have her become a Devil.

     I of course told her, no.

     Becoming a Devil should be her personal choice, and I would never make anyone do it, only give advice if she asks, but free will is important for a happy heart!

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     Around 11 pm, I received an out of the blue summon request from a high end hotel...

     I think I may know what this is!

     Asia was pouting when she asked.

     "I finally had you to myself, and you're going to work?"

     Damn she is pouting now!

     "My super cute Wife, this time this is a request I must go to. This will help us have a happy life. You did have me all to yourself for like 4 hours though!"

     I just smiled at her cuteness.

     "Fine, but if you get back early, come to me, so we can get you extra empty!"

     My phantom lower-back pains are back!

     This morning, at school, and right now... I will be killed by an overdose of intercourse!

     "Yes, dearest Asia... Now get some sleep!"

     Mwah! I kiss her and run!

     Harems are dangerous...

     And my Harem-Fan novels are only posted on NovelFire, and I will never post on NovelFire!

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     I can't drink with that guy, or Drunk Matsuda will get out, and tap water is evil...

     So I just bought a case of my favorite Diet-Cola!

     This world can't handle a drunk me.

     And if Grayfia ever were to drink with me, it would be the end of days.

     So after getting ready I prepare to leap from the magic circle in my bedroom.

     I wear one of those male yukata robes Azazel likes to wear, but mine is black with gold trim.

     "Alright, let's get summoned!"

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     Buzz~! As my vision cleared, I was exactly where I expected...

     Standing in front of me, is exactly the Fallen Angel Leader of the Grigori, General Azazel, with his trademark smile and one eyebrow up in surprise at my appearance!

     I smirk back at him and say...

     "Let me guess... You summoned a Devil as a drinking partner! You only have Sake or tap water! And no I don't want your soul. It is on my flyer afterall! But I would love some ice and a glass for my soda on the rocks!"

     I just gave my smug ass smile!

     In my past life, I always dreamed of meeting this guy, and doing an intro like this!

     "Damn kid, this is going to be a fun night!"

     Azazel looks like he found gold on the sidewalk, then went to get drinks and ice...

     This is kinda like in the anime, when he first met Issei.

     I'm guessing he has been hanging with him as well, because of the White Dragon Emperor,Vali Lucifer.

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     After a few minutes of the both of us getting comfy, I bring up the topics...

     "I have been waiting for you to call for a long time, Azazel. I didn't want to just call you out of the blue when you were unaware of me. Now that you want to talk, I assume you know all about me and who I am, right?"

     He is a real fucking genius, not like a gold-finger guy like me, so assuming this guy is dumb is a fatal mistake on anyone's part!

     Azazel just laughs and says.

     "Haha, You're good Matsuda, or should I call you Jesus Christ?"

     He gives me a serious look now, like he is willing to fight.

     "Nope, I'm just Matsuda Tanaka, Human turned Devil. That life 2000 years ago is unknown to me. I just have the same soul, but I'm me and he was him... I know I was him, but that is just semantics. None of my memories of that life are left, just my core person... Besides, who the hell would believe the Savior wanted to be a Devil?!"

     Sip Clink~! I just give him a half smile, and take a sip of my icy drink.

     "That is a lot to unpack, kid. So then that begs me to ask how you knew about me and why would you look-forward to meeting me?"

     He is truly interested now.

     "Father let me know things about this world ahead of time, and that included information about you. Oh, And yes, I know Father's avatar was destroyed with the Satans back then, but don't worry, the vessel is just like a minor clone... like if you pulled a hair from your head and made it represent you in a world. Even if someone destroys that hair, are you truly dead?"

     I just love the look of horror on Azazel's face right now!

     So I march on...

     "Don't worry, haha, Father won't be making a new avatar in this world again... This is what he planned... This world without God!"

"In fact, you will give a speech about it in the future, and shake many factions. This is what you said..."

"Do you think a world without God is wrong? Do you think a world without God would decay? I am sorry to say, but that isn’t the case. Me and you as well, are both healthily living like this... The world moves even without a God..."

     Azazel just has a half open mouth... and finally he starts talking.

     "Why tell me all of this world breaking information? I'm the Governor General of the evil Fallen Angels?"

     He is only testing me.

     "So what? I was Human, then I changed to being a Devil! I'm telling you this because you're one of the few people in this world I truly respect. Have you done horrible things in the past, sure as fuck did!"

"But you're the pillar of the world becoming a better place. Out of the 3 factions, you were the true driving force of peace. You come across as a jerk, but that's because you have lived so long and seen it all..."

"This world is beautiful and it deserves to live! If this world dies, what is the point of collecting things... what is the point of embracing a woman... or finding something to be happy with..."

"If the enemies of the Biblical Factions have their way, this world will become dust and slip into the Dimensional Gap, as a long forgotten dream!"

     I just wait for the response of my drinking buddy.

     Clink Sip Clink~! Azazel just downs his cup and smiles.

     "This was the furthest from what I thought we would talk about! How old are you really?"

     "I am currently just a young former Human man in Kuoh Academy! I'm happily married to some of the finest women in this great world... so I have a lot to protect. Oh, And Kalawarna is my Wife. Also I had to kill some of her coworkers that were working with the Khaos Brigade!"

     He looked a bit surprised with all that.

     "You know about them too, and I heard she was redeemed back to Heaven! I guess that was you after all?! She was the first to do that ever! I mean it was theorized, and God could do it, but he never did."

     I just sheepishly smiled...

     "That actually was an accident, cough... I had triggered my Sacred Gear with strong emotions, when we confessed our love. I almost killed myself doing it. I didn't intentionally change her, as I was fine with her just being a Fallen Angel... oops! So I apologize that I can't change all of you back to Angels any more... But to be fair, this world needs the Fallen too."

     "Alright kid I know you didn't want to just drink and gossip. What do you need from me... you have my attention?"

     "I love talking with smart people... Within this next week, Kokabiel will start the next 3 way great war, and plummet Earth to its destruction! He will merge the Holy Sword fragments together, creating a bomb to destroy all of Kuoh Town, with the 2 Devil Kings Sisters, and drag everyone in his fun."

     Azazel asks me.

     "Should I just capture him then and stop it?"

     He seems unsure of such an easy victory!

     "All you have to do is, have the Vanishing Dragon capture him right after the swords form... It is important for the development of the younger generation to have this fight for the world to see.. But I'm too weak right now to stop him..."

"That is why I need your help... You did send young Lucifer to capture him in the visions I had, but he took his sweet time doing it. If he can just come when the sword has been completed, it would lower the chance of us failing."

     "You really do know a lot... Are you sure you're only a young man?"

     Gulp~! He just downs another cup...

     "That's right... But none of that matters. Let us work together behind the scenes, and make your wish come true. After cock and balls gets defeated you will be able to start the Three Faction Peace Talks... And that's why this fight must happen!"

     "I really thought you were going to be a make love not war, peace advocate, but you're a schemer too... I like that, haha!" 

     Azazel just laughs

     I just toast to him, and say one of his anime lines I loved...

     "Peace means baby making... War means no happy time... Give me Peace please!"

     We spent the rest of the night talking about non-serious topics, and Issei too...

     The picture was already given to Issei, and I just got paid with a small pouch of gems!

     We exchanged magic circles, and will keep in touch at least one time a week.

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     It was late in the morning when I got home...

     Thankfully, my bed was empty!

     So I just slept with my mistress called... Empty Bed!

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     The next morning...

     I was in a haze of dreams, and was thinking of my Kala.

     I was dreaming of her large and firm breasts in my mouth, so I just held her tightly, and sucked on them titties!

     Suck Squeeze Suck~! I miss her so much, I decided since I'm dreaming, I would just climb on top and ravish my Wife...

     "Ahh?! Mmm~!"

     Suck~! Wait, a moan of pleasure, and that is not Kala's voice?

     Suck~! I'm not dreaming...

     As I fully am able to see what and who I was about to do a Leroy Jenkins into!

     Suck~! I notice a pair of wide open surprised blue eyes of one Rias Gremory!

     I'm currently about to destroy her maidenhood, with the head of my dick about to enter, and my arms around her waist and back.

     Her left nipple is still in my mouth, and I just froze!

     I almost forced myself into Rias while half asleep, and I don't know how to explain my actions to her?!

     She of course is looking at me, wondering if I dare to do it, or will I flee.

     Um, This is super bad, because it is a crime for a Devil Servant to assault their Master...

     Slurp Pop~! As the wonderful nip falls out of my mouth, I begin to explain how this train-wreck happened...

     "I was dreaming... I-I, um, and I  thought... I thought this felt really really good, and I thought I would just make love to you in my dream!"

     Rule number 1: Never tell a girl, you thought of another girl, while less than an inch of doing a home invasion on her flower patch!

     Rule number 2: Never say you're sorry to her for any stupid thing you almost did!

     Rule number 3: Never... Um, I have currently forgotten what rule number 3 is, so I'm fucked!

     Rias doesn't get mad, push me away, or scream, she only said.

     "I'm sorry I got in your way, just carry on with your business."

     She gives me a smile that my Sacred Gear can't read...

     "I really want to continue, but I feel like I would be punished if I did. Um, So without permission, I will have to retreat with my small amount of dignity..."

     "Did I say to stop?"

     She is fucking with me, right?

     I thought she couldn't have sex before marriage!

     So, I have already crossed that line, and I just made some Gremory brand lemonade here!

     "Rias, unless you stop me now... I will keep going... I won't give up on my dream of making you my Wife!"

     I'm just going to gamble here, and gently poke her entrance more!

     I would rather make the wrong choice, than miss out on this Heaven!

     So, I think in my mind... Leeeeroooy Jenkins!

     And I pushed forward, for all those men that wanted to not be anime Issei, and just dive in there!

     As Rias bit her bottom lip, with a tear forming in her eye, I was shocked!

     Her legs lay on my thighs, her arms went around my neck...

     What no Grayfia to stop me?

     What no 'Stop', no 'We can't till the wedding day?'

     I have been fully enveloped by Rias, and she seems to have a happy tear in her eye from the first time pain, and pure happiness!

     I thought my first time with Rias would be like one more year, but she just embraced me just like that...

     No anime drama, no one stopping us...

     Thump Squeak Thump~! I'm just being hugged by the woman I wanted to marry at the end of my life...

     Mwah! And when I finally became a Devil... I didn't realize until this very moment that Rias actually loved me so much!

      I just take it slow and kiss her, then wipe her eyes and say...

     "Now you can never get rid of me! I will love you forever, Rias Gremory, the woman I dream of!"

     Thump Thump Mwah~! As Rias kissed me, she felt a warmth from inside her heart and abdomen, as I couldn't hold back my emotions, or my finish...

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     Rias Gremory, my dream came true...

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