Mythology Rebooted
Chapter 1283 - 432: Archangel, Is It You?_3

Chapter 1283: Chapter 432: Archangel, Is It You?_3

It’s not the true Kingdom of Heaven, but a Legendary Mage’s Life Force Field.

Heya frowned slightly and rephrased: "Boss, Uriel’s people have come knocking. Should I chase them away?"

"They’re not Uriel’s people—well, at least not yet." Wayne stopped the car, a trace of a smile in his eyes.

As soon as he finished speaking, the passenger door opened. Tank operator Kel climbed into the car and winked theatrically at Wayne: "Wayne, how did you know I’m a Legendary Mage?"

"Give it a rest. Legendary Mages are so last patch."

Wayne snarked before continuing, "One look at that trash Life Force Field and it’s obvious. You being a Legendary Mage is just a result of the Holy See dumping resources on you. Your foundation’s shaky, your depth is lacking, and there’s really nothing to brag about."

"Just admit I’m a Legendary Mage already!"

Kel snorted and turned to look at Hexuno, blinking as he said, "Sis, you’re here too?"

Clearly, Kel didn’t know who Hexuno really was and mistook her for Mona. According to the original setup, Archbishop Gunther had sought Kel’s help and had recommended his detective ’sister,’ Mona, to join the Wayne Detective Agency.

A Reincarnated Angel was right there beside him, and yet Gunther failed to recognize her.

Can’t really blame Gunther for being blind. Kiraal had sensed the Great Demon King in Lundan, sealed himself away in hiding, and Hexuno failed her awakening after being sealed by the Great Demon King. With such scenarios, there’s no way Gunther could have seen through it all.

Kel addressed Mona as "sis," while Hexuno shut her eyes, refusing to engage. She was curious about Kel’s name in Heaven but disdained his actions in the mortal world.

To say something potentially offensive to the Saint Heir, comparing Kel to Wayne was like comparing a mud pit to a polished gem—Wayne was just leagues above Kel.

Seeing that "sis" ignored him, Kel shrugged and shifted his attention to Heya.

"..."x2

"Yue~~~"

Kel pushed the car door open and lurched out, his stomach churning as he vomited violently.

He could barely tolerate one Mona, but add in the bubbly-ugly Heya, and the double dose of visual assault was simply unbearable.

"Heya, didn’t expect to see you here too..."

Kel wiped the mess from his mouth, his face pale as he kept his back turned to them. The scene behind him was so eye-searing, he feared one more glance might send him straight to the afterlife.

Heya snorted coldly, just as disinterested as Hexuno in exchanging words with Kel.

"Wayne, the fact that someone like you can have a friend like this is truly a blessing for the world."

Kel gave a pale thumbs up, forcing a smile: "Keep working hard, charm all the ugly ones, and then all the pretty ones will be mine."

"But seriously, I do kind of agree. Having a friend like this is such a blessing."

Wayne shot back with some snark and added, "All the Reincarnated Angels have come to Lundan. Why aren’t you reporting to Uriel’s side? What are you doing looking for me?"

"There’s nothing fun over there. I’m on my way to the Fallen Angel Bar to cleanse my eyes. Just happened to see you driving on the way," Kel responded.

Classic you!

Wayne rolled his eyes. "So, have you awakened?"

"I’m not really sure. Maybe I have, maybe I haven’t..."

Kel blinked and smirked: "I’ve been having the same nightmare all this time. Alone in complete darkness, a pair of lecherous eyes staring at me. I asked him who he was, but he never answered. It left me thinking I might’ve caught some of Lundan’s bad vibes and was a latent closet case."

"Cut the nonsense and get to the point!"

"When I got to the Papal State, that guy finally spoke. He told me his name in Heaven."

Who is it! x2

Hexuno and Heya perked up their ears simultaneously, eager to know who this scoundrel actually was.

"Who is it?" Wayne suddenly perked up as well.

"Speaking of which, Wayne, have you awakened?"

Kel blinked and grinned: "I’m super curious to know who a scumbag like you was in Heaven."

"Uriel didn’t tell you?"

"With the way he looked like he’d just eaten crap, I didn’t dare ask."

Kel cursed his own bad luck and said, "How about this? Let’s say our true names at the same time. Think of it as an exchange—neither of us loses anything."

"Deal."

Wayne agreed readily. He counted to three, and they both spoke at once.

"Hexuno!"

"Kiraal!"

∑(Ò_Ó;)x2

∑(Ő‸Ő;)x2

The car plunged into dead silence. All four of the oddballs widened their eyes, stunned beyond words.

"Nonsense! How could a filthy guy like you possibly be the embodiment of purity—a.k.a. Archangel Hexuno!"

"That’s my line! Kiraal represents temperance as a Seraph. Where’s your temperance? Just look at the placement of your stigmata—you practically want to die chasing after ugly chicks."

"They’re not ugly! The only ugly ones are the two in this car!"

"..."x4

Wayne clutched his chest and rolled down the window, gasping for fresh air. Purity had lost its meaning, temperance knew no bounds—this version of the Seven Virtues was just too much for him to handle.

Was Vice-Regent Michael, who represented humility, actually more arrogant than the Lord of Pride?

"No wonder... No wonder Archangel Uriel looked so disgusted, like he’d just eaten crap, and refused to reveal who you were. This explains everything."

Kel suddenly understood. "With your version of ’purity,’ nobody could accept it, no matter who they are."

Hexuno lowered her head. Heya, having recovered from her shock, glared angrily at Kel, warning him to retract his insulting comments.

"Seraphs and Archangels are having a meeting, yet here you are, a mere Dominions angel, thinking you have the rank to talk so loudly!" Kel sneered, adopting a smug leader’s tone even before fully awakening.

In Heaven, hierarchy ruled the day. Angels were strictly ranked, and Kel’s words, exaggerated as they were, did carry a hint of truth.

"Dominions angels indeed don’t have the right to talk down to Seraphs, but you haven’t even fully awakened. Whether you’re actually Kiraal or not is still up for debate, so you’re in no position to assert superiority." Wayne was at his wit’s end, still finding it hard to believe Kel was Kiraal.

"This is called half-awakened—a very advanced state of awakening. If you don’t get it, don’t pretend you do, or you’ll just make a fool of yourself!" Kel retorted.