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Chapter 135 - 135 135 Anti-Cliché!

135: Chapter 135: Anti-Cliché!

What Kind of Cunning Move Is This?

135: Chapter 135: Anti-Cliché!

What Kind of Cunning Move Is This?

Tang Xin’s pretty face turned cold.

“You’re the one who’s crazy!

I’m learning acupuncture because it’s supposed to be comfortable and happy!

How can you be happy if your body isn’t healthy?”

Faced with Wu Jie’s questioning, Tang Xin wasn’t ashamed at all; she wore it as a badge of honor.

Wu Jie was sweating profusely.

“I’m saying, brain-damaged sis…”

“Who are you calling brain-damaged?” Tang Xin pouted and feigned anger.

She even put on an act, raising her fist as if to hit someone.

But with those showy gestures, could she beat Wu Jie?

“Oh no, little Xin!

That’s not right, Xin’er!

I’ll call you Xin’er from now on, never brain-damaged!”

Wu Jie immediately changed his tune, sighing to himself.

Seeing Tang Xin’s anger fade, he kindly persuaded her:

“Acupuncture isn’t so easy to learn.

What if you do it wrong?

Forget feeling comfortable; it could be so painful it could kill you.

You’re young and beautiful; don’t risk your body just for some personal desire!”

“Don’t you know the saying ‘curiosity killed the cat’?

What if you aren’t skilled and you end up hurting yourself, wasting your prime years?

There’s so much you haven’t done yet, so many unfulfilled wishes, such a pity!”

…

Wu Jie kept scolding her.

The system beeped cheerfully.

Tang Xin hit him with a “hate combo” five times, netting him 5,000 energy points.

Noticing that Tang Xin’s gaze became fierce, Wu Jie chose not to continue.

“If you don’t want to teach, that’s fine.

Why waste words?

You nag even more than my mom!”

After a snort of disdain, Tang Xin pursed her lips and said:

“Actually, I just want to learn to do acupuncture on friends who suffer from period pains, livestream it.

I think that’s cooler and more amazing to the audience than performing some song and dance!”

Wu Jie chuckled and said, “An explanation is but a disguise.

Who are we kidding?

You might as well admit it’s to keep from being lonely and bored.

However…

I might consider teaching you some other techniques, simpler and easier to learn!”

All of a sudden, Tang Xin’s eyes lit up, and she laughed playfully:

“Really?

Then I am in!

I think about giving myself a few needles every night…”

Wu Jie raised his hand to silence her, and Tang Xin immediately shut her mouth.

“Really want to learn?”

“Of course!!” Tang Xin nodded repeatedly.

Wu Jie nodded slightly and searched his phone for a book, sending the link to Tang Xin.

“After all this talk, you just want to learn acupuncture.

Start with theory, then practice!

When you understand ‘Acupuncture and Moxibustion,’ I’ll teach you how to do it!”

Tang Xin nodded sincerely, “I’ll work hard, but brother-in-law, about how long will it take me to learn it?”

Wu Jie massaged his forehead deep in thought, slowly walking away from the room, heading to the living room.

“It won’t take long, maybe about three months!”

“What!

Three months??

Is this really easy mode?”

Tang Xin’s eyes widened, and after two seconds of shock, she chased after Wu Jie with a crestfallen expression.

“Then I won’t learn it.

When I need it, I’ll come to you for acupuncture!

In return, I’ll definitely help you win over my sister!”

Wu Jie stopped and turned around with a cold expression, “One minute you want to learn, the next you don’t.

What exactly are you trying to do?”

“I…” Tang Xin stamped her foot in frustration, pouting, “I hate trouble, I don’t want to spend two or three months on it, it’s such a waste of time.

With you here, why should I bother learning?”

Wu Jie rolled his eyes and walked away.

“I think you’re really addicted!”

Tang Xin became anxious.

“Yes, yes, yes, I admit my thoughts are too unrestrained; I really am addicted!”

Wu Jie asked in return, “Then why isn’t Sister Lin addicted?”

“She’s so shy she definitely wouldn’t dare admit it.

Wait for her period next month; even if it doesn’t hurt, she’ll definitely ask for your help!”

Tang Xin said earnestly.

Wu Jie snorted coldly, “Aren’t you supposed to be unfamiliar with her?

How come you understand her so well just after one livestream collaboration?”

“I’m guessing!” Tang Xin said confidently, “I bet any woman in the world, once they’ve tried it once, would fall in love with the feeling, including my fierce Sister Xiao!”

“How am I fierce?

And fall in love with what feeling?”

As they were speaking, Tang Xiao’s cold voice suddenly interrupted.

Tang Xin quickly gave Wu Jie a meaningful look, then turned around with a giggly smile.

“Of course it’s got to do with that feeling!

Don’t argue with me, you haven’t even tried, so you have no say in this, unless you’ve tried with my brother-in-law!”

Tang Xin turned her head with a laugh and looked at Wu Jie, “Brother-in-law, you agree I’m making sense, right?”

My sister’s sense, my foot!

Wu Jie glared at Tang Xin and scolded, “You little brat, where do you get these crooked ideas?”

Tang Xin retorted with her nose in the air, “You’re the little brat!

I’m already twenty this year, I’m of legal age to marry!”

“Then hurry up and go fall in love and get married, and put your crooked ideas into practice!” Tang Xiao snapped back at her cousin, then looked at Wu Jie, “Come with me for a second!”

Tang Xin huffed heavily and turned to lie down on the sofa.

Propping her cheek with one hand, her mind raced:

It seems like Jie really has genuine feelings for Xiao!

And it looks like Xiao is just using Jie as an emotional shield!

But she must have at least a sliver of liking for him, at least she doesn’t hate him, or she wouldn’t agree to a fake marriage.

No way!

I’ve got to help Jie!

As the old saying goes, rather destroy ten temples than ruin one marriage.

Setting them up is the right thing to do!

…

Suddenly, Tang Xin thought of Su Geng, still in detention to this day.

Back in the day, Su Geng was so badass!

After doing drugs, he rant furiously in public on the highway…

that epic video is still circulated around campus to this day.

Afterwards, Tang Xin made a special effort to inquire and found out where to get the goods.

There were products for men, for women, some you swallow, some like sprays, there was nothing you couldn’t buy.

Taking advantage of the fact that no one was around, Tang Xin quickly went to the balcony to make a phone call.

“…money is not the issue; the key is I need it by tomorrow!”

“And it’s not poisonous, right?

I don’t want to kill anyone…

Alright, alright, call me when it arrives!”

Shortly after hanging up the phone, Tang Xiao and company appeared.

“You stay at home by yourself, we’ll be back soon!”

Tang Xin hurriedly smiled, “Goodnight Uncle, Auntie, and my dear sister, see you tomorrow!”

After saying goodbye, the moment Tang Xin closed the door, she instantly sneered coldly.

“Fake marriage…

hmph, let’s see how ‘fake’ you can be once the two of you lie in the same bed!”

Muttering to herself, Tang Xin began moving things, taking everything that could be used to make a bed to the guest room.

She didn’t even spare the yoga mats from the gym.

…

Fifteen minutes later.

As soon as the door opened, Tang Xin stepped forward with a smile:

“I made some late-night snacks for you two, hurry up and eat them while they’re hot!”

“Oh, brother-in-law, you’ve got two poached eggs in yours, eat up, you need the energy to work!”

Tang Xin smiled mischievously, waved goodbye, “I’m off to sleep now, won’t disturb your newlywed bliss, see you tomorrow!”

No sooner had the words left her mouth…

Tang Xiao’s face was expressionless, her tone flat as she casually replied:

“You go ahead and eat!

I’m not hungry, I’m going to take a shower first, I’ll wait for you!”

Boom!

As these words were spoken, Tang Xin was momentarily stunned, walking unsteadily, almost tripping and falling.

Wait for you???

What a bold statement!

Such a saucy move, completely not playing by the rules!

It was entirely beyond Tang Xin’s expectation, she suddenly felt like she’d been busy for nothing.

And Wu Jie’s heart surged with excitement:

“Damn!

Is this the part where the plot thickens?”