My Wife is Actually a top-tier Soldier King?! -
Chapter 134 - 134 134 The Younger Sister-in-law Is Here!
134: Chapter 134: The Younger Sister-in-law Is Here!
134: Chapter 134: The Younger Sister-in-law Is Here!
“Sis, did you change the password?
I’ve tried several times and can’t open the door!”
After grumbling in annoyance, Tang Xin immediately greeted with a cheerful smile:
“Hello uncle and aunt, and hello little sister!”
“Brother-in-law, why don’t you introduce them?”
Wu Jie laughed and said, “These are my parents and little sister, Tang Xin, Xiao’s cousin.”
“Little sister?
Didn’t you say you were an only child at the old man’s birthday banquet last time…
Hey, sis, why are you pulling me?”
Tang Xiao quickly pulled Tang Xin into the living room and whispered rapidly.
“Oh, I get it!” Tang Xin nodded repeatedly.
After letting go, Tang Xiao frowned and asked, “Wu Jie’s living here, so how could I not change the password?
Otherwise, you’d be coming here every few days.
Do you think of this place as a hotel?”
“Every time I come home, if you’re not asking about my studies, you’re urging me to start dating and get married soon; it’s unbearable!”
Tang Xin, with her arm being swung by Tang Xiao, laughed and said, “Sis, where’s your marriage certificate?
Let me have a look!”
“Didn’t I post it on my social media?”
“Photos aren’t as good as the real thing.
Hurry up and show it to me!”
“It’s with your brother-in-law!”
Tang Xiao shook off Tang Xin’s hand and began walking, introducing Wu Jianguo and the other two as they went.
Wu Jie had only taken two steps when Tang Xin grabbed him.
“Brother-in-law, where’s the marriage certificate?
Let me see it!”
Wu Jie’s face turned cold, and after Tang Xiao and the others had walked away, he turned his head and asked sharply:
“What are you implying?
Are you suspecting that we got a fake certificate?”
“Hehe!
I’m just curious that’s all,” Tang Xin chuckled.
Wu Jie huffed loudly and went to his room to get the marriage certificate.
Tang Xin followed behind, hands behind her back and humming a tune, with a smile on her face.
“It’s not the master bedroom…
Jie, you need to talk to my sister.
For the act to seem more real, you two need to share a room!”
“Even if you share the bed with different dreams, lying on the same bed every night makes it easier for the act to turn real!”
Wu Jie handed over the marriage certificate and said coldly, “Turn a blind eye and we can stay friends.”
“Alright, alright, I understand!”
Tang Xin opened the marriage certificate and examined it carefully.
“Oh my gosh, it has a code and an embossed seal; it’s actually real!”
Wu Jie huffed and said, “Do you think your sister would use a fake certificate to deceive someone with her personality?”
Tang Xin shrugged and said, “She wouldn’t do that, but…”
Giving Wu Jie a once-over, Tang Xin suddenly laughed and said:
“Bro, you’re really something!”
“Compared to my sister’s other suitors, you’re way smarter!”
“Knowing it would be incredibly hard to pursue my sister directly, you took a ‘detour’ by having a fake romance and a fake marriage with her.”
“Now by law, she’s your woman.
After being together day and night, feelings will grow, and sooner or later she will become your real wife!”
Wu Jie looked utterly baffled.
“You think I faked married your sister because I like her?”
“Isn’t that the case?” Tang Xin laughed.
“You’re capable and skilled, and you don’t seem like the type who’s vain and greedy for money.
If it’s not because you like her, would you be so accommodating with my sister?”
Tang Xin’s smile was teasing as she stared at Wu Jie with a playful expression.
Wu Jie’s face was all smiles, but inside he was cursing up a storm.
I certainly can’t say I’m with your sister to earn energy points, can I?
“Uh…
So you’ve noticed, you really are clever!” Wu Jie said with a laugh.
“Haha!
Now you finally admit it!”
Tang Xin handed the marriage certificate back to Wu Jie, turned to glance outside the door, and muttered in a low voice:
“But Jie, my sister is no ordinary woman, you know!”
“Don’t be fooled by her exquisitely beautiful appearance and her perfect, graceful figure!”
“She’s hot-tempered and stubborn…
Sometimes even capricious, and a bit paranoid,”
“When she gets angry, even my uncle is afraid of her, so you should try to accommodate her as much as possible and not make her angry!”
“Of course, the most important thing is not to let her old injury recur.
Otherwise, if she dies or becomes paralyzed, what would you do?”
…
As soon as Tang Xin started talking, she went on and on without end.
If it hadn’t been for voices coming from outside, Tang Xin might have kept talking nonstop.
“Uh…
this is the second bedroom, also the guest room!”
Outside the door, Tang Xiao was explaining, and Tang Xin immediately walked out, laughing and teasing, “Sis, you and your hubby are really weird.
You’re married, yet you still sleep in separate beds!”
Tang Xiao immediately retorted, “Who says we sleep separately?
This is obviously a guest room!”
“A guest room, huh!
That’s great, I’ll stay here tonight.
After all, it’s not safe to take a taxi home at night.”
Tang Xin grinned mischievously and didn’t forget to wink at Wu Jie.
What does this mean?
Is she helping me out?
However…
Far from being flustered, Tang Xiao laughed, “Great!
Since it’s close to the hotel, you can help me with makeup tomorrow morning!”
“Help you with makeup?
I wonder, do you even have any makeup?”
“So I can’t put on makeup without it?” Tang Xiao’s tone was quite high.
Tang Xin showed an awkward but polite smile.
“Sure!
If you say it’s possible, then it’s possible!”
Letting go of her stern gaze, Tang Xiao smiled warmly, “Mom and Dad, let me take you to try the massage chairs.
Can the little sister be useful?
We have a swimming pool at home; you can try it out.”
The group of people walked away gradually.
The smile on Tang Xin’s face slowly solidified, and she turned around to punch Wu Jie in the chest.
“You played my fake boyfriend, and I helped you chase my sister—now we’re even!”
Wu Jie curled his lips, “You haven’t helped me catch her yet, so how are we even?
By that logic, since you punched me in the chest, I should punch you…”
“Come on!
Let’s hurt each other!
I’m not afraid of you!”
Tang Xin puffed out her chest, sucked in her stomach, and lifted her head high, ready for any challenger.
“Stop, stop!”
Wu Jie backed away repeatedly, “I thought I was shameless enough, but turns out you’re even more brazen than me!”
Tang Xin huffed indignantly,
“I’m warning you, don’t push me too far.
Otherwise, I’ll tell my sister you molested me and see how you pursue her then!”
“Me, molest you?” Wu Jie hummed with a sneer, “Who was it that bet with me that if they bought a house within a year, they’d let me order them around for three days?”
Tang Xin’s face turned red in an instant.
“That was just a joke; who knew you’d play possum?
So that bet doesn’t count!”
Wu Jie sighed, shaking his head,
“You want to bet, and you say it doesn’t count.
Can’t you be a little more trustworthy?”
Tang Xin clenched her fists, teeth gritted,
“You want trustworthiness, right?
Then I swear, I’ll definitely help you get my sister, so you two can turn the fake into reality!”
“In return, you have to teach me acupuncture, I don’t need to learn anything else, just how to treat menstrual cramps!”
Wu Jie sneered disdainfully, “With your IQ, I’m afraid you really won’t be able to learn!”
“Nonsense!
Isn’t it just about finding a few acupuncture points and alternating the needles?
How hard can that be!”
“If it’s so simple, why bother learning from me?
Just practice with needles on yourself, a few extra pokes and you’ll have it down, won’t you?”
Tang Xin snorted, “You think I haven’t tried?
But the problem is, it doesn’t feel good at all; it’s actually painful!”
Fuck!!
Wu Jie was utterly astonished.
“I administer acupuncture to cure diseases and save lives, and you want to learn how to do it…
just to make yourself comfortable?”
“Your body is fine; it’s your mind that has a problem, in short, you’re nuts!”
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